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An aspiring Author honing his skills by writing about these silly little ponies. A Fox of few words outside the realm of fiction, unless he gets on a roll with something.

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When Fluttershy wakes up to find Discord making breakfast in her kitchen, she knows it's going to be an interesting day, but then she discovers why he's come to see her: Discord wants a pet.
This can only end well.

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you need a sequel about celestia responding to this

Perry the platypus? :rainbowhuh: Is that you?

Very well-written! A duck-billed platypus is the only suitable pet for Discord, I agree :pinkiehappy:

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Thats just what I was thinking

Honestly I was expecting Screw Loose as Discords pet , but still it’s good :pinkiehappy:

oh my gosh not only a reference to stitch but also a perry refrance?:rainbowkiss::pinkiehappy:
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This fic.... I like it! I like the characterization of Discord, I like the antics, and I like the solution (which I totally called) and the reference added to it. It was short, sweet, and funny.

Brilliant! Wonderful characterization of Discord, and the Platypus was just brilliant (although I'll be honest, I was holding out for an echidna...)

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Yeah. I was tempted to make the reference more obvious (upright posture, give it a fedora, etc.), but common sense prevailed.

...Perry? Perry the Platypus is that you?:derpyderp1:

Comment posted by kingtiger666 deleted Oct 7th, 2022

2260216 That is horrible.... But sounds kinda funny haha

A platypus? :rainbowlaugh:

That is fantastic.

2258543 The description sounds like rape and bondage. Or maybe I'm just a dirty son-of-a-biscuit.

have discord name his platypus perry, have it run away so discord could say "Where's Perry?"
:trollestia::pinkiehappy:

While I appreciate that so many of you are getting the reference at the end, I'm growing tired of seeing the same comment again and again... :pinkiesick:

Perry the platypus!?! :derpytongue2:

don't let that platypus near gummy, shit will hit the fan, :rainbowlaugh:

I wonder how many platypodes Discord will end up owning, and before anyone says anything about my pluralization of platypus, I have researched the topic extensively. The most accurate plural form of platypus is platypodes. How many will Discord own? It seems like he would want a lot of them.

Playtpi have stingers (seriously, how do you write the plural of that?!)? Cool! :derpytongue2: Anyway, I love it. Anything referencing Perry the Platypus immediately gets a laugh out of me.

Perry works great for Discord, but I think Stich would have been better.

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I see your logic, but I think Discord gets into enough trouble by himself without giving him a sidekick like that. :pinkiecrazy:

This...this was awesome! Great job on the story :pinkiehappy:

Stitch?! Perry!

DIsney. Disney everywhere.

Hell, That MEME is from Disney! :pinkiehappy:

This was a fun story! Made me giggle. :rainbowlaugh:

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No, not at all, what's wrong with you?! :raritydespair:

Okay, this made me laugh! The references to other cartoons were great and I can actually picture Discord with a platypus!:derpytongue2:
great job!

That platypus better be named Agent P or Perry....:rainbowlaugh:

but seriously the perry reference was great bless you

Discord's "apology" to Spike really made me holler - it was absolutely spot on for him to be so passive aggressive and not know what he did wrong. :rainbowlaugh:

That platypuss name better be agent p or perry with that describtion and stitch omg Disney every where

I love the references you neatly tucked in there and your writing of Discord is just fantastic. This was a very fun little read! I think I might just have to accept Discord's trouble with Celestia's Phoenix as offscreen canon because it's so hilarious and absolutely the kind of trouble I can see Discord getting In to (with full awareness of what the outcome is likely to be).

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Sequel! Discord vs. Perry!

Aw~ You really captured Discord's quirky and mischievous personality. Thanks for a fun read!

5479577 I second this notion!:moustache:

I have A headcannon Discord created Platypi,

knowing discord he probably just summoned it from wherever it lived before. He is crazy like that

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