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Shining Armor never thought that he would be standing in the jousting arena, staring down at his wife who looked back at him with eyes that were on fire with excitement. He also never thought that his wife would want to do anything together except make him carry her shopping bags or cuddle in bed.
Well, there's a first time for everything.
<Special thanks to Hyde for encouraging this madness of mine.>
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I suppose I'll read this later...
incomplete?
2251053 Bollocks, I always forget to change that
2251061
No! You son of a bitch change it back!
This can't be over
2251076 Well, I don't write clop... Sooooo yeah...
I MIGHT do a followup.... Might.
Funny thing... in my headcanon Cadence is also First Sergeant Mi Amora Cadenza, ERG-Detachment Aeret (think Army Rangers but with ponies), I would be more scared of her hurting me that hurting her.
Yes this is very funny, and I enjoy anything that shows the princesses being something more than furniture.
2251085
I'll love you no matter what.
So... Just stay alive!
Well that was something.
Hahaha, this was hilarious! So much innuendo
Sir. You had a post asking what you wrote.
I'll tell you what you wrote.
A damn good story.
I like this. Don't be ashamed of it.
CH wrote a story.... that is not sad.
CH wrote a story that is funny.
CH wrote a non-sad-fic.
CH...
....
*brain implodes*
Also...
So. Much. Innuendo.
Maybe... What... Elephants...
This pretty much confirms my reaction:
Gotta love those good ol' fashioned bait and switch innuendos!
It could use more elaboration around the actual jousting itself, I felt a distinct lack of all things equestrian there... No thumping of hooves, no thundering clash, no pony going down harder than a sack of potatoes. Just Shining Armor suddenly finding himself on his back...
From that, I totally sound like I just read a mediocre clop-fic!
Seriously though, it wasn't bad, it could just use some more details...
To say that this is no clop is like saying: don't worry, the screams down there are not caused by torture.
The random self-inserted-OC-fics are one thing. I know what they are. But this... 1100 words of which I have no clue what have happened at all. Even my grammar got confused by it!
Nonsense, Discord rules.
At least the random-tag has its use here.
You sir, are a Royal Troll, and I love it!!
Granted you kinda ruined it in the description by saying it isn't Clop, but then again, if people read into it like that, the opportunity is there. For fun, I read it as if it wasn't naughty, and it does work. So that said, very well done, and thanks for putting a smile on my face!
And then they jousted in bed.
I thought I'd seen the worst sexual bait-and-switches. I was right, this is much better than most of those.
You should have taken "jousting" out of the description ... it kinda ruins the surprise ...
to sum up the making of, the reading of, and the ending of this fic:
"I regret nothing!"
I've heard of this story is good that....
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Oh my god.
You kind of ruined the joke by outright saying in big bold letters "THIS ISN'T A CLOPFIC". Otherwise, an enjoyable story.
2256887 I agree.
I don't get it.
2254139
Perhaps it would serve better as a reading on youtube?
Fuller review here, but in brief: a sniggering piece of innuendo-fic, which would be okay for those who like that (not me) if only you hadn't given away the entire twist in the long description! That single action makes it a slog, I'm afraid.