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They say that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. If you found a way to actually kill a gun, would you shoot bullets out of your hands? Cause that would be awesome.
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Oh god what have I done?
So yeah, this exists. Critique it or something, I'm going to bed
174975my god...WHAT HAVE you done?
And I was watching their Silent Hill Let's Play when this showed up.
They should KNOW better than to play rock-paper-scissors. IT NEVER ENDS WELL.
After having watched part one of that video series, I must laugh. And track.
177109 And the worst part is, people actually seem to like it.
177168 LOOK OUT, DAVID'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
177354 Maybe, but this tiny man has a big ol' plan.
177450 GO WATCH THE REST
RIGHT NOW
177456 Only if you're gonna do it. No way am I showing this to them, who knows how they would react.
"LOOK AT THIS TINY MAN AND HIS TINY FANFIC, MAN!"
How the hell else was I going to make a Charles joke?
Anyway, chapter 2 is out, in all of its stupidity. Hope you find some sort of sick joy out of it. I'm going back to bed
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You seem to have a question, how can I answer it?
don't mind me, i'm new here and i lost my train of thought...
will wait for your next chapter, hopefully it'll sink in...
Everyone
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
How else are people gonna comment on it?
me
Anyway, chapter 3 is now up for reading. I know it's a little short, but I needed to give some sort of plot to this abomination of a crossover.
Back to dreamland.
From the story pic I thought this was Tim -The Toolman- Taylor and his assistant Al Borland in Equestria.
Tim "MORE POWER" 'd something and they wound up there.
D-d-d-deeeeerrrrrrrrpyyyyyyy
WHY???
David,
Ganon: "YOU MUST DIE!" *Throws lightning bolts at Hasslehoff*
I like Derpy!
A great way to get people to hate someone is to have them kill someone they like. Good show!
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Who said anything about Derpy being dead?
I'm surprised the entire first chapter wasn't them just standing there making fun of how the pony looked, ending in about ten minutes of laughing and Spike trying to ride it. But this is definitely something I'll have to track, quite entertaining!
Woe betide us all if they see this!
They get stabby with knives, I see. Just remember, they are not there for real, they're playing the game that has scripted events.
I'll laugh my ass off if one of 'em does stab people to death.
I like where this is going.
I'd much appreciate if you didn't resolve the story with them suddenly liking ponies in the end. At least, not without them explicitly stating so for real, you know their only known reaction to ponies from their Garry's Mod LP.
Something different would probably work better, maybe have 'em run into the forest in their lil' boots and be back in AoM.
oh jeez, my fingers hurt from all that typing.
I'm gonna go eat some delicious chicken paste, happy chapter reading everyone.
Back to sleep.
195868 I'd probably die of embarrassment if they saw this.
195871 That's why I went on about how the weapons don't hurt good people, make it somewhat believable.
195877 Don't worry, I got the whole story pretty much in my head, just too lazy to type it out
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON! OH GOD, I'M SEEING TRIPLE AGAIN!
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How did you tell them? What is a PM? An email? Did you invade their homes and write the URL in your own blood?
I'm asking all these questions because OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
EDIT: Nevermind, I saw the forum post. Still, WHY!?
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Well, its just that, it's like going to a forum and saying 'Hey, I'm a brony' you know? You have no idea whats gonna happen.
Oh well, let the shitstorm commence
Spike felt a need to ruin it. "So why are all your guards white? Are you racist, man?"
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You know, I'd wondered that several times myself.
"Will spike ever stop stabbing things?"
WHY YOU NO UPDATE!!!
246091 Sorry, I've been occupied by other stories I'm reading, writing, and getting my hair dyed.
It's why I never put due dates. Never know what'll happen.
246127 It's k, take your time. Im actually a fan of these guys and when i saw this, i gasped and wanted to hug you.
Lil o man
249349 Do you have boots, mister man?
246127 dude you gotta put Charles into this (gets rammed by Charles) FUCK YOU CHARLES!!!!
249373 Eh, maybe.
Ah, just saw this in the Spike n' Barley forums. I'm very surprised Cocyx didn't go apeshit over this.
LOL I can't wait to read this! But it is REALLY unrealistic becuse, Tealen is right, they would probably just stand around and giggle, while they make fun of things. Anyway, this sounds awsome! I'm so glad people watch Spike and Barley. On a side note, I had just found the series yesterday, before I found this fic! Pretty cool!
261562 That's how the REAL spike and barley would react in a situation like this.
That's why I made them paranormal investigators.
But seriously though, a chapter where the protagonists just stand around making fun of everything wouldn't be a very good chapter, the way I think how it would happen.
I think it would've been great if spike had yelled out "LOOK AT HER LITTLE OL' PRINCESS BOOTS MAN! But, they still aren't as good as your boots man." as soon as he saw celestia.
Dude, what if Renny shows up.
286604 I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
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You know, RennyB, they dude who flips out in gm_ghosthunt
moar
MOAR!
297455 I know I know, I'm taking more time than I should on lil'o 5. But you see I have the ultimate excuse.
Mass effect 3
298193 ....you win this round....
Finally, chapter 5 is up.
Now, I know what some of you are thinking.
You: WHY YOU TAKE SO LONG TO UPDATE!!11!
Me: Because I'm a lazy fuck.
But whatever. It's up, so stop bitchin.
You know, it's been a couple days since I posted this chapter.
I'm somewhat surprised this chapters comment section only has three comments, including mine.
Have I offended to the point of outright avoidance?
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No, I was just saving the hilarious for last.
But ever try brushing your teeth while reading/watching something funnY? It's not easy. if you want to keep your toothpaste off of the monitor.
Spike & Barley and MLP; two of the greatest things coming together...it's like bread and butter! You sir, are an absolute genius!
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lol, when i started reading i thought this was gonna be horrible, it sounded like some MW3 fanfic,
but as i got to the end, i find it hilarious 
needs a bit of proofreading, i noticed some spelling and punctuation errors, but over all not bad, 8/10
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As a writer, even with horrible ideas like mine, I like to pride myself on grammar. The fact that I've made mistakes makes me groan in distaste.
Thank you for pointing this out. I'll get to correcting them ... someday.