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darf

Joined April 2012
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Stories (13)

  • Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry
    A wide-ranging anthology of verse from nine of FIMFiction's top poets.

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  • A Single Step
    Twilight accidentally steps on a snail. This makes her sad. As the years go on, several other things happen.
    5,797 words · 3,837 views · 545 likes · 19 dislikes
  • What You Can Imagine
    A Pony's deepest desires brought to life aren't always what they expect.
    9,921 words · 3,635 views · 196 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Brevity
    A gesture of appreciation — a song-story from another world — a sudden revelation — a dark time in youth — the sweet sadness of the snow: five short stories about ponos, and the things that happen to them.
    11,420 words · 502 views · 81 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Moonlight
    8,341 words · 2,154 views · 155 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Unfamiliar Skin
    6,246 words · 1,774 views · 247 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Pieces of a Grey Cloud
    6,132 words · 3,765 views · 391 likes · 21 dislikes
  • As the Days Go
    3,552 words · 3,077 views · 274 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Quotidian
    9,626 words · 2,287 views · 256 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Same Love
    20,825 words · 869 views · 95 likes · 11 dislikes
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Comments ( 153 )

#1 · 57w, 4d ago · 36 · 29 ·

This was awesome!

The only thing that would've made the cum-vomiting scene hotter was if she vomited into a bucket and was later held down and forced to drink her own vomit.

I can't wait for the sequel where Pinkie Pie finds out that she's pregnant and names her child Centurion. :pinkiehappy:

Then the whole story become a constant string of paternity tests to find out which stallion is the father.

#2 · 57w, 21h ago · · ·

not sure if read...

#3 · 57w, 21h ago · 11 · 19 ·

Gross! What kind of sick author would write a clop with Pinkie Pie in it. Just sick man... sick.

#4 · 57w, 21h ago · 3 · 1 ·

i have a hard time believing that many people have read this story and disliked it already

but, that said... that title is kind of asking for it.

my bad

#5 · 57w, 21h ago · 2 · 1 ·

>>2260634 Nah, we've already seen one Mama Mia! in our lifetime...

#6 · 57w, 21h ago · · ·

W-wow...

#8 · 57w, 21h ago · 28 · ·

You're just trying to prove or disprove if anything you write will get in the feature box, aren't you?:ajbemused:

#9 · 57w, 21h ago · 18 · ·

One hundred dicks? That's as many as ten tens! And that's terrible.

#10 · 57w, 21h ago · · 1 ·

Oh god... so sad... yet so hot... :pinkiesad2:

#11 · 57w, 21h ago · · ·

>>2275438

pretty sure this one's not getting featured, brochacho

#12 · 57w, 21h ago · · ·

>>2275448

We must compile the data. And determine what this means for the fandom.

#13 · 57w, 21h ago · · ·

>>2260634

Sometimes I think you operate purely on estrogen.

#14 · 57w, 21h ago · 7 · 2 ·

I have a habit of glancing at comments before reading porn. Phrases like "cum vomiting" mean I will continue this habit. It is useful. Passing on this one, I think.

#15 · 57w, 21h ago · 3 · ·

>>2275483

YOU'RE SPOILING THE BEST PART, MAN

#16 · 57w, 20h ago · 4 · ·

That was beautiful.

#18 · 57w, 20h ago · 6 · ·

Um. Well.

...

It certainly merits the Dark tag, I'll tell you that.

I'm giving you a thumbs up for writing quality. Very realistically disturbing.

#19 · 57w, 20h ago · 8 · ·

The story is like a slow-motion train crash. Can't avert eyes.

#20 · 57w, 20h ago · 23 · 1 ·

Still say you should have titled it Smile, Smile, Smi—GLK!!

:pinkiecrazy:

#21 · 57w, 20h ago · 10 · ·

That was more of rape towards the end there, Darf... I'm concerned for you.

#22 · 57w, 20h ago · 12 · ·

I quit.

#23 · 57w, 20h ago · · ·

Wow.  Im impressed.  (i think the only reason for all the dislikes is that noone will get past 5 without finishing. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh well, i liked it:pinkiegasp: as did pinkie.  So faved:heart:

#24 · 57w, 20h ago · · ·

This was... Interesting... And insane. Criminally so...

Ok, wow.

Like, wow. I fear for your sanity Darf xD

As I've said numerous times, never stop!

#25 · 57w, 20h ago · · ·

*opens chapter*

OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING

#26 · 57w, 20h ago · · ·

>>2275403 :rainbowlaugh: I wanna know who downvoted, just so I can shake their hand. :rainbowkiss:

#27 · 57w, 20h ago · 6 · ·

Just praying that Pinkie is alright after all the mess... :facehoof:

#29 · 57w, 19h ago · 7 · ·

There is one quote I have for this story.

"Things that make you go... Buhuh!." Ron White

:pinkiesick:

#30 · 57w, 19h ago · 3 · ·

That sure was um... something.:applejackunsure:

#31 · 57w, 19h ago · · 1 ·

>>2275511

Your avatar is very fitting here.

Disliking this solely on the basis of rape, sorry Darf. It was well written, but...

#32 · 57w, 19h ago · 4 · 1 ·

One of these days I should just scrape together a bunch of your stories and riff the everloving piss out of them. The Lyra fleshlight one, the futa Twilicorn one, probably this one... there's enough snark bait to last a lifetime.

#33 · 57w, 19h ago · · ·

THIS IS THE END

#34 · 57w, 19h ago · · ·

This in many ways was just horrid. Lol Almost couldn't finish it.:pinkiesick::pinkiesick:

#35 · 57w, 19h ago · 1 · ·

Well... certainly well written, it gave me a boner up to.... the vomitting part, after that, it went limp without a chance...:twilightoops:

#36 · 57w, 19h ago · · ·

>>2275336

What kind of sick author would write a clop with Pinkie Pie in it.

First off, that's a question, and needs a question mark at the end. :duck:

Second, gee, I don't know, maybe someone like this person?

#37 · 57w, 19h ago · 7 · ·

With a title like that, I clicked through half-expecting some lazy generic clop schlock. You know, the type of story where the lead is just an unearthly nympho and can suck infinite quantities of dick without tiring. Instead you gave us the complete opposite of that, and the results are first sexy, then disturbing, and then just goddamn sad. Which probably mirrors the career arcs of a lot of porn stars.

You keep Pinkie completely in character throughout the story, even when she's chocking half to death on countless horse dongs. And you do a great job conveying the visceral factors at play here: when Pinkie throws up, you make goddamn sure to convey just how nasty the whole experience is, and how helpless she feels as the colts just keep fucking her. Pinkie's attitude at the end is a little heartbreaking. :pinkiesad2: It also leaves me morbidly curious to see how she would react if this experience did leave her "preggo in the eggo."

I think the colts may have been written as a bit TOO mindless and uncaring, and AJ is too irresponsible here. I could see Dash abandoning her post like that, but I think hard-working, dependable Applejack would have stuck around and just asked Rainbow to bring her back a cone. Still, fine work. The title alone will probably ensure it gets feature boxed.

#39 · 57w, 18h ago · · ·

Bit dark for my tastes, but still still up to high as hell standards writing wise. I'm sure those who like the darker fics will enjoy it

#40 · 57w, 18h ago · · ·

Well that's just sad. I'm expecting Sorren in the comment section. Guess not, or maybe later.

#41 · 57w, 18h ago · 8 · ·

I read the title, then i read the "Dark" tag. There was just no way.

But there is. There is a way.

However, this is not romance. I disagree with the "Romance" tag.

Comment posted by BIGNICK deleted at 11:46pm on the 16th of March, 2013
#43 · 57w, 18h ago · · ·

> Implying Pinkie couldn't handle 100 52"-73" bulging pony cocks.

I call horse cock. Pinkie can take'em all and STILL ask for extra whip cream *and* a cherry to top off her 101st!

:pinkiegasp::heart::eeyup:x101

#44 · 57w, 18h ago · 5 · ·

This is exactly what happend to me when i read this

#45 · 57w, 18h ago · 1 · ·

>>2276136 I'm waiting for Regidar.

#46 · 57w, 18h ago · · ·

>>2275442

I love you for this.

#47 · 57w, 18h ago · · 1 ·

Commence read.

Alright then.

#48 · 57w, 18h ago · 18 · ·

>>2275438

I actually ridiculously endorse this story.

Why?

Because it sums up why I absolutely loathe clop for the sake of clop, and hollow pornography.

This story leaves you feeling sick to your stomach about mindless horniness, about inconsideration for Pinkie Pie, who only wanted to make people happy, it makes you feel sick for enjoying the story at first if- unlike me- you hadn't worked out what godawful mess was about to happen.

I love this because it makes people think about why they like stuff like this, particularly the start, because of-

I don't know. I feel like you've just tricked people into a lecture about respecting the emotions and motives behind sex, as opposed to just the physical sensation of it, I feel you hammered this point home with the trying-to-be-selfless pony and I can honestly say that as soon as Pinkie started showing signs of distress, way before she puked, I would have kicked some fucking ass, and I'm proud of saying that. It was as soon as she started feeling overwhelmed that I mentally inserted myself into the story with an automatic ball-kicker, but I knew rescue wouldn't come because there was too much of a majority trying to cum.

Wonderful psychological display here, absolutely stupendous, and I hope nobody came here to genuinely get off. You poor bastards.

#49 · 57w, 17h ago · · ·

>>2276323

More people who like this story will like it for the shock,  or the gross out,  or the bad feels, or the sex, or the dubcon or they hate Pinkie than for the statement you can appreciate it for.

And most people of the mindset to appreciate the statement will avoid the story simply because it exists.

#50 · 57w, 17h ago · 6 · ·

Awesome, a new story by Darf! Pinkie Pie Sucks A Hundred Dicks? This is going to rock, woohoo!

>reads story

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