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darf

Joined April 2012
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Stories (13)

  • Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry
    A wide-ranging anthology of verse from nine of FIMFiction's top poets.

    8,439 words · 1,493 views · 178 likes · 1 dislikes
  • A Single Step
    Twilight accidentally steps on a snail. This makes her sad. As the years go on, several other things happen.
    5,797 words · 4,154 views · 572 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Brevity
    A gesture of appreciation — a song-story from another world — a sudden revelation — a dark time in youth — the sweet sadness of the snow: five short stories about ponos, and the things that happen to them.
    11,420 words · 610 views · 90 likes · 1 dislikes
  • What You Can Imagine
    A Pony's deepest desires brought to life aren't always what they expect.
    9,921 words · 3,824 views · 207 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Moonlight
    8,341 words · 2,312 views · 159 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Pieces of a Grey Cloud
    6,132 words · 3,904 views · 401 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Unfamiliar Skin
    6,246 words · 1,886 views · 257 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Quotidian
    9,626 words · 2,419 views · 261 likes · 16 dislikes
  • As the Days Go
    3,552 words · 3,401 views · 283 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Same Love
    20,825 words · 962 views · 102 likes · 13 dislikes
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Comments ( 154 )

#1 · 81w, 9h ago · 37 · 31 ·

This was awesome!

The only thing that would've made the cum-vomiting scene hotter was if she vomited into a bucket and was later held down and forced to drink her own vomit.

I can't wait for the sequel where Pinkie Pie finds out that she's pregnant and names her child Centurion. :pinkiehappy:

Then the whole story become a constant string of paternity tests to find out which stallion is the father.

#2 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

not sure if read...

#3 · 80w, 4d ago · 11 · 19 ·

Gross! What kind of sick author would write a clop with Pinkie Pie in it. Just sick man... sick.

#4 · 80w, 4d ago · 3 · 1 ·

i have a hard time believing that many people have read this story and disliked it already

but, that said... that title is kind of asking for it.

my bad

#5 · 80w, 4d ago · 3 · 1 ·

>>2260634 Nah, we've already seen one Mama Mia! in our lifetime...

#6 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

W-wow...

#8 · 80w, 4d ago · 28 · ·

You're just trying to prove or disprove if anything you write will get in the feature box, aren't you?:ajbemused:

#9 · 80w, 4d ago · 18 · ·

One hundred dicks? That's as many as ten tens! And that's terrible.

#10 · 80w, 4d ago · · 1 ·

Oh god... so sad... yet so hot... :pinkiesad2:

#11 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2275438

pretty sure this one's not getting featured, brochacho

#12 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2275448

We must compile the data. And determine what this means for the fandom.

#13 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2260634

Sometimes I think you operate purely on estrogen.

#14 · 80w, 4d ago · 7 · 2 ·

I have a habit of glancing at comments before reading porn. Phrases like "cum vomiting" mean I will continue this habit. It is useful. Passing on this one, I think.

#15 · 80w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

>>2275483

YOU'RE SPOILING THE BEST PART, MAN

#16 · 80w, 4d ago · 4 · ·

That was beautiful.

#18 · 80w, 4d ago · 6 · ·

Um. Well.

...

It certainly merits the Dark tag, I'll tell you that.

I'm giving you a thumbs up for writing quality. Very realistically disturbing.

#19 · 80w, 4d ago · 8 · ·

The story is like a slow-motion train crash. Can't avert eyes.

#20 · 80w, 4d ago · 23 · 1 ·

Still say you should have titled it Smile, Smile, Smi—GLK!!

:pinkiecrazy:

#21 · 80w, 4d ago · 10 · ·

That was more of rape towards the end there, Darf... I'm concerned for you.

#22 · 80w, 4d ago · 12 · ·

I quit.

#23 · 80w, 4d ago · · 1 ·

Wow.  Im impressed.  (i think the only reason for all the dislikes is that noone will get past 5 without finishing. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh well, i liked it:pinkiegasp: as did pinkie.  So faved:heart:

#24 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

This was... Interesting... And insane. Criminally so...

Ok, wow.

Like, wow. I fear for your sanity Darf xD

As I've said numerous times, never stop!

#25 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

*opens chapter*

OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING

#26 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2275403 :rainbowlaugh: I wanna know who downvoted, just so I can shake their hand. :rainbowkiss:

#27 · 80w, 4d ago · 6 · ·

Just praying that Pinkie is alright after all the mess... :facehoof:

#29 · 80w, 4d ago · 7 · ·

There is one quote I have for this story.

"Things that make you go... Buhuh!." Ron White

:pinkiesick:

#30 · 80w, 4d ago · 3 · ·

That sure was um... something.:applejackunsure:

#31 · 80w, 4d ago · · 1 ·

>>2275511

Your avatar is very fitting here.

Disliking this solely on the basis of rape, sorry Darf. It was well written, but...

#32 · 80w, 4d ago · 4 · 1 ·

One of these days I should just scrape together a bunch of your stories and riff the everloving piss out of them. The Lyra fleshlight one, the futa Twilicorn one, probably this one... there's enough snark bait to last a lifetime.

#33 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

THIS IS THE END

#34 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

This in many ways was just horrid. Lol Almost couldn't finish it.:pinkiesick::pinkiesick:

#35 · 80w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Well... certainly well written, it gave me a boner up to.... the vomitting part, after that, it went limp without a chance...:twilightoops:

#36 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2275336

What kind of sick author would write a clop with Pinkie Pie in it.

First off, that's a question, and needs a question mark at the end. :duck:

Second, gee, I don't know, maybe someone like this person?

#37 · 80w, 4d ago · 7 · ·

With a title like that, I clicked through half-expecting some lazy generic clop schlock. You know, the type of story where the lead is just an unearthly nympho and can suck infinite quantities of dick without tiring. Instead you gave us the complete opposite of that, and the results are first sexy, then disturbing, and then just goddamn sad. Which probably mirrors the career arcs of a lot of porn stars.

You keep Pinkie completely in character throughout the story, even when she's chocking half to death on countless horse dongs. And you do a great job conveying the visceral factors at play here: when Pinkie throws up, you make goddamn sure to convey just how nasty the whole experience is, and how helpless she feels as the colts just keep fucking her. Pinkie's attitude at the end is a little heartbreaking. :pinkiesad2: It also leaves me morbidly curious to see how she would react if this experience did leave her "preggo in the eggo."

I think the colts may have been written as a bit TOO mindless and uncaring, and AJ is too irresponsible here. I could see Dash abandoning her post like that, but I think hard-working, dependable Applejack would have stuck around and just asked Rainbow to bring her back a cone. Still, fine work. The title alone will probably ensure it gets feature boxed.

#39 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

Bit dark for my tastes, but still still up to high as hell standards writing wise. I'm sure those who like the darker fics will enjoy it

#40 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

Well that's just sad. I'm expecting Sorren in the comment section. Guess not, or maybe later.

#41 · 80w, 4d ago · 8 · ·

I read the title, then i read the "Dark" tag. There was just no way.

But there is. There is a way.

However, this is not romance. I disagree with the "Romance" tag.

Comment posted by BIGNICK deleted at 11:46pm on the 16th of March, 2013
#43 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

> Implying Pinkie couldn't handle 100 52"-73" bulging pony cocks.

I call horse cock. Pinkie can take'em all and STILL ask for extra whip cream *and* a cherry to top off her 101st!

:pinkiegasp::heart::eeyup:x101

#44 · 80w, 4d ago · 5 · ·

This is exactly what happend to me when i read this

#45 · 80w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>2276136 I'm waiting for Regidar.

#46 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2275442

I love you for this.

#47 · 80w, 4d ago · · 1 ·

Commence read.

Alright then.

#48 · 80w, 4d ago · 18 · ·

>>2275438

I actually ridiculously endorse this story.

Why?

Because it sums up why I absolutely loathe clop for the sake of clop, and hollow pornography.

This story leaves you feeling sick to your stomach about mindless horniness, about inconsideration for Pinkie Pie, who only wanted to make people happy, it makes you feel sick for enjoying the story at first if- unlike me- you hadn't worked out what godawful mess was about to happen.

I love this because it makes people think about why they like stuff like this, particularly the start, because of-

I don't know. I feel like you've just tricked people into a lecture about respecting the emotions and motives behind sex, as opposed to just the physical sensation of it, I feel you hammered this point home with the trying-to-be-selfless pony and I can honestly say that as soon as Pinkie started showing signs of distress, way before she puked, I would have kicked some fucking ass, and I'm proud of saying that. It was as soon as she started feeling overwhelmed that I mentally inserted myself into the story with an automatic ball-kicker, but I knew rescue wouldn't come because there was too much of a majority trying to cum.

Wonderful psychological display here, absolutely stupendous, and I hope nobody came here to genuinely get off. You poor bastards.

#49 · 80w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2276323

More people who like this story will like it for the shock,  or the gross out,  or the bad feels, or the sex, or the dubcon or they hate Pinkie than for the statement you can appreciate it for.

And most people of the mindset to appreciate the statement will avoid the story simply because it exists.

#50 · 80w, 4d ago · 6 · ·

Awesome, a new story by Darf! Pinkie Pie Sucks A Hundred Dicks? This is going to rock, woohoo!

>reads story

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