1. Published 16th Mar 2013
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Pinkie Pie Sucks A Hundred Dicks - darf

Just what it says in the title... with an unexpected twist!

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#1 · 141w, 4d ago · 40 · 33 ·

This was awesome!

The only thing that would've made the cum-vomiting scene hotter was if she vomited into a bucket and was later held down and forced to drink her own vomit.

I can't wait for the sequel where Pinkie Pie finds out that she's pregnant and names her child Centurion. :pinkiehappy:

Then the whole story become a constant string of paternity tests to find out which stallion is the father.

#2 · 141w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

not sure if read...

#3 · 141w, 1d ago · 12 · 22 ·

Gross! What kind of sick author would write a clop with Pinkie Pie in it. Just sick man... sick.

#4 · 141w, 1d ago · 5 · 1 ·

i have a hard time believing that many people have read this story and disliked it already

but, that said... that title is kind of asking for it.

my bad

#5 · 141w, 1d ago · 5 · 1 ·

>>2260634 Nah, we've already seen one Mama Mia! in our lifetime...

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#8 · 141w, 1d ago · 32 · ·

You're just trying to prove or disprove if anything you write will get in the feature box, aren't you?:ajbemused:

#9 · 141w, 1d ago · 21 · ·

One hundred dicks? That's as many as ten tens! And that's terrible.

#10 · 141w, 1d ago · · 2 ·

Oh god... so sad... yet so hot... :pinkiesad2:

#11 · 141w, 1d ago · · ·


pretty sure this one's not getting featured, brochacho

#12 · 141w, 23h ago · · ·


We must compile the data. And determine what this means for the fandom.

#13 · 141w, 23h ago · · ·


Sometimes I think you operate purely on estrogen.

#14 · 141w, 23h ago · 11 · 2 ·

I have a habit of glancing at comments before reading porn. Phrases like "cum vomiting" mean I will continue this habit. It is useful. Passing on this one, I think.

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#16 · 141w, 23h ago · 4 · 1 ·

That was beautiful.

#18 · 141w, 23h ago · 7 · ·

Um. Well.


It certainly merits the Dark tag, I'll tell you that.

I'm giving you a thumbs up for writing quality. Very realistically disturbing.

#19 · 141w, 23h ago · 11 · ·

The story is like a slow-motion train crash. Can't avert eyes.

#20 · 141w, 23h ago · 27 · 1 ·

Still say you should have titled it Smile, Smile, Smi—GLK!!


#21 · 141w, 23h ago · 12 · ·

That was more of rape towards the end there, Darf... I'm concerned for you.

#22 · 141w, 23h ago · 14 · ·

I quit.

#23 · 141w, 23h ago · · 2 ·

Wow.  Im impressed.  (i think the only reason for all the dislikes is that noone will get past 5 without finishing. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh well, i liked it:pinkiegasp: as did pinkie.  So faved:heart:

#24 · 141w, 23h ago · · ·

This was... Interesting... And insane. Criminally so...

Ok, wow.

Like, wow. I fear for your sanity Darf xD

As I've said numerous times, never stop!

#25 · 141w, 23h ago · 1 · ·

*opens chapter*


#26 · 141w, 23h ago · 1 · ·

>>2275403 :rainbowlaugh: I wanna know who downvoted, just so I can shake their hand. :rainbowkiss:

#27 · 141w, 23h ago · 7 · ·

Just praying that Pinkie is alright after all the mess... :facehoof:

#29 · 141w, 22h ago · 7 · ·

There is one quote I have for this story.

"Things that make you go... Buhuh!." Ron White


#30 · 141w, 22h ago · 3 · ·

That sure was um... something.:applejackunsure:

#31 · 141w, 22h ago · · 1 ·


Your avatar is very fitting here.

Disliking this solely on the basis of rape, sorry Darf. It was well written, but...

#32 · 141w, 22h ago · 4 · 2 ·

One of these days I should just scrape together a bunch of your stories and riff the everloving piss out of them. The Lyra fleshlight one, the futa Twilicorn one, probably this one... there's enough snark bait to last a lifetime.

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#34 · 141w, 22h ago · · ·

This in many ways was just horrid. Lol Almost couldn't finish it.:pinkiesick::pinkiesick:

#35 · 141w, 22h ago · 1 · ·

Well... certainly well written, it gave me a boner up to.... the vomitting part, after that, it went limp without a chance...:twilightoops:

#36 · 141w, 22h ago · · ·


What kind of sick author would write a clop with Pinkie Pie in it.

First off, that's a question, and needs a question mark at the end. :duck:

Second, gee, I don't know, maybe someone like this person?

#37 · 141w, 22h ago · 8 · ·

With a title like that, I clicked through half-expecting some lazy generic clop schlock. You know, the type of story where the lead is just an unearthly nympho and can suck infinite quantities of dick without tiring. Instead you gave us the complete opposite of that, and the results are first sexy, then disturbing, and then just goddamn sad. Which probably mirrors the career arcs of a lot of porn stars.

You keep Pinkie completely in character throughout the story, even when she's chocking half to death on countless horse dongs. And you do a great job conveying the visceral factors at play here: when Pinkie throws up, you make goddamn sure to convey just how nasty the whole experience is, and how helpless she feels as the colts just keep fucking her. Pinkie's attitude at the end is a little heartbreaking. :pinkiesad2: It also leaves me morbidly curious to see how she would react if this experience did leave her "preggo in the eggo."

I think the colts may have been written as a bit TOO mindless and uncaring, and AJ is too irresponsible here. I could see Dash abandoning her post like that, but I think hard-working, dependable Applejack would have stuck around and just asked Rainbow to bring her back a cone. Still, fine work. The title alone will probably ensure it gets feature boxed.

#39 · 141w, 21h ago · · ·

Bit dark for my tastes, but still still up to high as hell standards writing wise. I'm sure those who like the darker fics will enjoy it

#40 · 141w, 21h ago · · ·

Well that's just sad. I'm expecting Sorren in the comment section. Guess not, or maybe later.

#41 · 141w, 21h ago · 10 · ·

I read the title, then i read the "Dark" tag. There was just no way.

But there is. There is a way.

However, this is not romance. I disagree with the "Romance" tag.

Comment posted by BIGNICK deleted at 11:46pm on the 16th of March, 2013
#43 · 141w, 21h ago · · ·

> Implying Pinkie couldn't handle 100 52"-73" bulging pony cocks.

I call horse cock. Pinkie can take'em all and STILL ask for extra whip cream *and* a cherry to top off her 101st!


#44 · 141w, 21h ago · 9 · ·

This is exactly what happend to me when i read this

#45 · 141w, 21h ago · 1 · ·

>>2276136 I'm waiting for Regidar.

#46 · 141w, 21h ago · · ·


I love you for this.

#47 · 141w, 21h ago · · 1 ·

Commence read.

Alright then.

#48 · 141w, 20h ago · 20 · 2 ·


I actually ridiculously endorse this story.


Because it sums up why I absolutely loathe clop for the sake of clop, and hollow pornography.

This story leaves you feeling sick to your stomach about mindless horniness, about inconsideration for Pinkie Pie, who only wanted to make people happy, it makes you feel sick for enjoying the story at first if- unlike me- you hadn't worked out what godawful mess was about to happen.

I love this because it makes people think about why they like stuff like this, particularly the start, because of-

I don't know. I feel like you've just tricked people into a lecture about respecting the emotions and motives behind sex, as opposed to just the physical sensation of it, I feel you hammered this point home with the trying-to-be-selfless pony and I can honestly say that as soon as Pinkie started showing signs of distress, way before she puked, I would have kicked some fucking ass, and I'm proud of saying that. It was as soon as she started feeling overwhelmed that I mentally inserted myself into the story with an automatic ball-kicker, but I knew rescue wouldn't come because there was too much of a majority trying to cum.

Wonderful psychological display here, absolutely stupendous, and I hope nobody came here to genuinely get off. You poor bastards.

#49 · 141w, 20h ago · · ·


More people who like this story will like it for the shock,  or the gross out,  or the bad feels, or the sex, or the dubcon or they hate Pinkie than for the statement you can appreciate it for.

And most people of the mindset to appreciate the statement will avoid the story simply because it exists.

#50 · 141w, 20h ago · 7 · ·

Awesome, a new story by Darf! Pinkie Pie Sucks A Hundred Dicks? This is going to rock, woohoo!

>reads story

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