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[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

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Enough is Enough!
We've had it with these Mary Sues in our Fan Fiction!

Seriously... I'm very mad about it...
Some could even say I'm...
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxoLJy3m3s]

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Comments ( 34 )

Welp. That happened.

2214832
At least I tried something.

CIA

Wambulance is on its way!
Nah I'm joking.

I...What....I don't even.....Dafuq?....

Well. If the Dalek emperor says so, we shall attack the alicorn and apparently do some seriously retarded stuff in between.

...What the actual fuck?

Even as a troll fic, just... what the actual fuck?

Wow, I know I shouldn't take seriously, but wow.

(On an unrelated note, I don't think Twilcorn will be a mary sue)

2214898
Your opinion is your own, and mine is mine.

I swear to Luna, I think your hatred for Mary Sues is unhealthy and misguided. Seriously, not all Mary Sues are Alicorns!
And no, I don't care if this story isn't serious.

Huh.......ok, so the Goddess of Magic was defeated by an OC? How stupid:facehoof: Buck it, I'll like and fav:yay:

In life you must always ask why.
But not here, no this came from the foulest pits of hell itself to bring a scourge of writing upon the interwebs.
And i applaud you good sir.

2214995
Unless I misthought what I wrote, I'm pretty sure Twilight beats the OC, not vice versa.
What are you smok-nvm... I know...

Morgan Freeman FTW!

I didn't even read the story.

Liked for the Picture and Video.

2214869
I've been looking for that image everywhere.

Am I the only person who immediately thought of Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes of a Plane when I saw the title :unsuresweetie:

YOU RUINED IT FOR ME!!! :raritydespair:
YOU DID IT ALL WRONG!!! :flutterrage:

You see, there was supposed to be a black and red alicorn with no memory. He was supposed to wake up in the Everfree forest. And then he was supposed to be gang-raped with baseball bats by Princess Celestia and a crowd of critics from FimFiction, myself included. :twilightblush:

Needs random tag. :rainbowderp:

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! ... Wait that's a stereotype.
Let's make her eat her own legs and then heal the wounds so she doesn't dies. Now we puncture the lungs, so she dies from suffocation.
:pinkiecrazy: It will be a slow, painful abd beautiful death. :pinkiecrazy:

2215422 I thought of How Jurassic Park Should've Ended...

2215568
Bitch, I write how I want!

2214876 So much red and black it hurts. Silver is were it's at :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright: now that's sexy :rainbowlaugh:

I have nothing to sa, but ....... Wow

This time it was Celestia. “What I miss?” Her voice was like that of a black man’s, deep, strong, and sexy.

Nigerian Celestia is now canon. :rainbowkiss:

2262580
I didn't really steal it, I found out about Killing Mary Sue after I wrote this.

2249449 Personally, I think the line works well if you use Morgan Freeman's voice...

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