"I'm going to undersign your expenses so hard." "and that if I resisted, it would only make her dictation harder." "Soon enough, I could barely handle all of the dictation she was giving me, night and day."

Oh Celestia, i'm humbled by your mastery of euphemisms. Great Job!

This made me Lawl so hard, Kudos to you Ebon

Is it a false accusation, though? I notice that most of the lies were about whether or not she enjoyed it, not about whether anything actually happened...

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Perceptive!

Those were the lies she told. Those were the only lies she told.

Oh my.....that was just funny! The stenographer's lines were the best part in my opinion.

Okay. This is confusing my heart after reading your "Ships that pass in the night" and "The three notes" stories.

Damn.    

ha ha ha lmao the stenographer din't put thir names and put them how they looked at him and twilight you sneaky pony

words worth reference. ENGRISH FOR THE WIN!

Dear god why did I never see this one before?

I'd still vote for the original mayor. I like her.

Cool story all in all.

Short and silly.  Good referential puns.

Oman this made me lul so hard. I figured she was lying at the um's from the moment the stenographer commented on it. Best lulz fic ever.

I'll say it, right here and now. As far as comedic fics go, I have never read anything better than this.

All of my stars. All of them.

"I'm going to undersign your expenses so hard."

If laughter is the best medicine, then this is a cure for cancer.

ONE BILLION/5 stars.

O.O..........cold very cold

thats my sequence of feelings i felt after reading this.

I LoLed. On several occasions and pretty hard too.

Might have woken up my flatmates, but

I. regret. nothing! 5 / 5 !

Awesome!

->Reminds me of my own Miss Mayor fic as well too, which is even more awesome!

i am sorry, but this had to be done......

Image: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/032/1/1/objection_by_speccysy-d4odss5.png

Twilight you dirty, corrupt girl.

Good job on this fic.

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I have no regrets; this story helped get me laid.

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Wat

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My (most recent) ex girlfriend had read this before we met.

I was ever so slightly disappointed in the ending, it both not being a court document and also revealing Twilight's deception, but hot damn this is great. Ebon, u so amaze.

I was looking for something with Mayor Mare in it and just searched on FIMfiction. This was the first result.

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Well played, good sir. Well played.