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A seemingly normal day for Twilight takes a very eventful change as she becomes accepted into the 'The Black Hoof', a group feared for the unconventional methods into public humiliations, taking revenge on behalf of others...
With pies.
Twilight, an 'assassin'?
Facehoofing ensues.
First ever fic and thank you all for the support! Revisions of it will be done at some point: looking back... it needs it.
This is gonna be good, and since Over a Barrel we all know that throwing pies at someone is apparently serious business in Equestria.
Personally after the last episode I could imagine Rainbow Dash using the cake brotherhood to get revenge on Pinkie Pie for drinking all the cider before she could get any.
I can imagine Discord loving the hell out of a pranking dark brotherhood. Also while I was reading this I thougt that this story could also work with the thieves guild plus the nightinggales and Luna. I can even think of a reason why Luna would become guardian deity of criminals, the main reason why she turned into Nightmare Moon was that nopony would stay awake to enjoy her night. So, who were probably the only ponies that would be active during the night? Thieves of course, so the princess of the night decided to reward them for nocturnal carreer choice by protecting them and having her guards 'look the other way' occasionally.
>>276644 That is the: Best. Possible. Mistake. Thanks for pointing that out! 
>>277062 Thank you so much! I'm loving the love out of all this love... or something that makes sense. 
Hopefully I'll do a mix of subtle and obvious references! You-tubers and games are the two things I know. 
Wondering if anyone got the PS3 game reference...? 
Not exactly that well-known, but still...
Thanks everypony!
>>277875 Awh, don't worry it makes sense! 
Eeeyup! 
Hmmmm.... I'll have to look a bit more closely next time I read! 
It's okay, it's a great story with really awesome references, and so I want to read it! Especially with a name like that. And the portal cake. 
Cake is not a lie anymore.
Hey there everypony! Part one of (what I think will be) three for the second contract.
I felt this needed to be done as Mass Effect 3 comes out Friday for the UK, so if I appear slightly dead, then pray for Shepard's soul as he has me controlling him. 
Anyway, thanks for all the continued support, look forward to some espionage, sabotage and if I can, a bit of Austin Powers.
Remember: every time you click like, Shepard kills a reaper. 
Hey there! Another chapter for y'all!
I could use some feedback on the new cover-pic for the story, in all of it's well-edited glory, so visit my blog for that if you've got any suggestions or better ones! Thanks for any likes, comments, tracks, etc! I you all!
Apparently you Americanskis missed out on this deleted scene from Austin powers?
If anyone is interested in Scruffy.
Oh geeze, Flim and Flam enter early...this can only end well! Can't wait to see how they'll wiggle out of this, especially if it involves more hypnosis from Twilight lol. 
As far as the new pic goes, in all honesty I love it. I can totally see Pinkie having just found that somewhere and then having made the edits herself, and that got a chuckle out of me. I'd say it works well for what you're doing in this story.
Sorry, but a joyride in this vehicle is strictly prohibited, no matter how much you want it. 
Have I mentioned how much I love Fancypants? I demand an emoticon.
Anyway, aren't last stands great? I very much underestimated how long this contract as a whole would be, next up: infiltration and sabotage. Possibly in two separate chapters.
*Generic thank you message here*
Thank you all for any support you give the story, I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. That sounds cliché, but when Fancypants is involved I couldn't be happier. Especially when he's driving a two-story tank drunk. 
Also, I'm very slowly working on a new story of a self-insert. Its me, captured and tested on by the ponies of Equestria- same old, same old. Automatically, that puts off a lot of people, stories involving humans, but I'm really loving how insane it makes me sound. So if ya'll are interested in that for some reason, ah'd appreciate a watch button click! *cough* I mean: posh, English accent- not Applejack.
Again: likes, faves make me feel warm and fuzzy. Thanks for sticking it out through another chapter!
Argh! The words just keep piling up! I prefer short chapters in stories but contract II has so many parts that I needed an interlude for them getting home.
Drunk Fancypants is best Fancypants. And I apparently live off Twilight's suffering. 
I'm also playing around with the idea of Princess Candence's wedding being 'interrupted' by my minions. I don't know, we'll see. Would make a great addition to the finale. 
Thanks everypony!
FLANKS!
Now that I have your attention, I could do with a pre-reader for my HIE test subject story that is making slow progress. Anypony interested should tell me in the comments, they'll also be able to pre-read this story if they want. The only way I would be able to further communicate with you after that though would be through Steam, PSN or my barely used Skype account.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. What are you talking about it's been five chapters and the second contract still hasn't ended? No, I will not just make longer chapters! Ok, I'll try, I Pinkie promise it will end next chapter.
Just so you know, guys and gals, I do welcome feedback! I'm feeling as though I'm missing out details, so constructive criticism is appreciated, as well as random comments! I try to keep my own comment spam to a minimum but I can't help myself. 
I'm totally pro-box.
What about minor guard dialogue resembling implied reference?
Nah, I only plan on touching upon references and then leaving them alone (mostly) forever.
*Note to self: avoid Metal Gear, overused*
That is A LOT of moustaches!
Thank YOU for following it for so long, I can only hope my other stories will get such brilliant fans! 
ATTENTION!
If you, my dear audience, are Heavy, then I am Medic, regarding this story. I NEED either suggestions on the next target OR comments whether to skip to the grand finale or not. Please leave feedback on that subject on this blog.
Besides that, hopefully you enjoyed the end of this damn lengthy contract, remember to leave feedback for that here in the comments. Also, I've just released a short story: A Day In The Life Of Opalescence. If you need any convincing on why she is clearly best pet, let that guide you. It's a quick, simple and hopefully funny take on Opal's life.
Thanks for the support!
Why do I post at ridiculous times? The only time I get things done on Fimfiction appears to be at two o'clock in the morning. Anyway, I took the crazy angle and am incredibly glad I did. Discord is best draconequues. I might have deleted the 'feedback chapter' a little too quick, but I know how everything's going to roll.
Thanks for le support!
When I saw this I was like
"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!"
And also, amazing chapter. Loved the part with John.
Phew, that was a big-un. 
It was also incredibly fun, I love army-style fight scene/last stands.
So the second-to-last chapter of the story, and I cannot thank you all enough for the amount of support it has gotten. 24 likes, 50 faves? Thank you all for the appreciation and love for this story. I would very much like to revise the earlier chapters, if I weren't a lazy man, but I am, so although it may not be the best I could make it, it has been an absolutely brilliant starter story, and really has shown how much I've progressed in story-writing.
Again, thank you all! You sure do know how to welcome somepony!
Haha, thanks! Picking classes was my favourite part of this chapter. Twi-gun is OP.
Awesome! I'm glad I could pull that off, there was alot to keep track of, which I basically ignored, haha. Would have liked to add more crazy enemies like the cheese wheel monsters, but my brain didn't feel as mentally unstable today.
Can't...handle...that many...Fluttershys... 
*Dies*
Fortunately I has two lives left. If any more ideas for targets pop into my head then I'd definitely write more, so when season three comes, expect to see random ones of the new antagonists/jerks. 
So far away...
And thanks for sticking with me as I channel my insanity into something resembling a story! You've been awesome!
And pointless comment down here, anyway!
I hope you all enjoyed it, it was a pleasure to write. Mainly Fancypants. But yeah, you all know that.
I finally don't have a deadline to cope with, which I kind of set up for myself, but still. I'm looking forward to making some progress on my new stories, as well as getting back to reading which I haven't managed to do in so long. Allow me to leave you with a song to thank you all. Song!
Hey, I like it.
There isn't much that warrants the use of the below GIF, but dat royal food fight deserves it!
Edit: A sequel would be greatly appreciated, so please think it over?
>>558108 HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. Dat song! 
You got me there.
An AWESOME ending, leaves room for a sequel! OH HOORAY! 
I just love the idea of this so much.
You. Need. To. Write. MOAR. NAO.
NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
Um... If that's okay with you. 
ANYWAY, good chapter.
Epic story is epic!
It deserves a pic.
Have a good day.
...I've played through Skyrim with passion and the Dark Brotherhood missions have always been great fun. This though, this had me laughing so hard, for so long, that I'm certain I now have a limp and a permanent smirk on my face.
Well done, and I hope to see more adventures of the Brotherhoof sometime in the future. Meanwhile, It's back to Tamriel for me, I have Master Class Mage Spells to learn.
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