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I don't judge. Out loud.

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Twilight Sparkle never received the package containing Starswirl the Bearded's spell journal.

And Celestia is not happy about it.

Formerly "A Cancelled Coronation." Rated for light and suggestive language, and brief alcohol use.

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I was right. Twilight is a massive cunt.

Come to think of it... I don't think I saw her sign for it in the show... or give the mailpony a tip!

Hilarious.

A simply wonderful idea. I definitely chuckled out loud during... well, practically almost all of it! I'd say you've made a disturbingly intense situation - that of course being the transformation of Twilight Sparkle - and ran with this delightful alternative that struck me hard in the funny bone!

Excellent work. I'll keep my eye on you in future, certainly.

WELL DONE!

:twilightoops: - ... Spike, why is Celestia swearing so much in this letter, and why does it reek of booze and vomit!?

Comment posted by GreenS21 deleted Feb 19th, 2013

It was cute. Consider having the mailponies solve the riddle like Twilight did, then having the one appear in Canterlot as an alicorn. :derpytongue2:

Well to be fair, Twilight receives most of her mail through Spike and probably did so for years and living in the castle as Celestia's student, never had to sign for a damn thing in her life so she likely doesn't know she has to do such things.

Which begs the question. Why would Celestia trust such a thing to a normal postal service instead of sending the damn thing through Spike. If anything it's Celestia's fault, on all counts.

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Likely wouldn't work. Need the Elements of Harmony. And already none of them follow Honesty.

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Why not? All Twilight did was remind them of who they were and why they were friends.

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Yes, but then she rewrote the spell to a true completed form which caused the Elements of Harmony to react and send her to whatever that place was Celestia was waiting and turned her into an Alicorn, I highly doubt any of these chuckleheads would know how to rewrite the spell in the first place and even if they did, still no Elements of Harmony.

The reason she became a Princess wasn't because she fixed the problem, she rewrote the spell and made new magic.

2145613 Get on her good side, she'll always be there for you. Get on her bad side, just ask for forgiveness. Stay neutral, and she'll pass you up like Rainbow Dash passes up flight school!

2145655 Eeyup, the exact details that spawned this idea. :twilightsmile:

2145673 Glad to hear it! When I first got this idea, I chuckled enough to bring me out of my half-sleep. I'm glad I could make it work!

2145710 Nnnneoww!!!

2145812 She had no idea what she's getting in to. :raritywink:

2146603 "Fillies and gentlecolts, may I present (to my great dismay)...PRINCESS WATER MARK!" *Crowd groans*

2146613 There's a reason she's hitting the bottle so hard. That's the reason!

2146626 Still would be amusing. Like watching kids with a bottle rocket - you know it won't turn out well, but you keep watching anyway just so you can say "I knew it!"

Oh princess, that'll teach you to send old spell books that way :trollestia:

Great little one shot here. Perfect slice of life and made me laugh- that's an ideal fic for me.
You earned yourself a fav and a follow :raritywink: Keep up the good work!

I lol'd

Don't mess with the postal service. That is all.

2146814 "Dear Princess Twilight, today I learned 2147163 . Your eternal mentor, Pissed Celestia. P.S.: Sign for your bucking parcels before I start sending you Parasprites!"

2147029 2147114 Then I did something right! Many thanks.

Keep it up, guys, I wanna see how far up this little shot can go before it falls into obscurity! :rainbowdetermined2:

To be honest. This would had been funnier than the original episode, why? because the episode was rushed and it was to early to make Alicorn Twilight.

2147712 Truth. At least the finale had a bunch of cool songs to enjoy.

Pretty good. I give it seven out of ten mustaches.
:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

2147974 That's still not the weirdest rating system I've ever seen.

2148013 I would hope not. I could think of a million weirder ones. Well, maybe not a million, but you know what I mean.

3400453 I've thought about one, but nothing has stuck. If there's enough demand for one, I'll try.

Your punishment? Oh, you silly little cour... co... mailponies... *hic* I sentence you to STAY as you are!
☼ H.R.H. Princess Celestia ☼ *scribbles her signature on a royal decree, complete with sun doodles*
Let's just say that I signed for the delivery of your exchan... ex... swapped destinies. Have fun! *hic* :trollestia:

4658396 Hahaha! I can totally picture her signatures including little doodles of the sun. And maybe a quick drawing of herself jumping from one side to the other all majestic-like!

Funny story. Wish I could come up with shtick like this.

This is why you always give the mailman a good Christmas gift. It makes up Gorda year of sins.

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