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Hello everyone, my name is Legendary Emerald. I'm a comedy writer who's got a preference for ponies, and I aim to entertain.

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Granny Smith has fallen in love with Twilight Sparkle, and now the librarian has to find out how to lose a mare in 10... scratch that, 1 day. Written for a 30 Minute Pony prompt. Please don't take this seriously in the slightest; I sure as heck didn't when I was writing it. Rated T for verbal innuendo.

First Published
14th Feb 2013
Last Modified
14th Feb 2013
#1 · 119w, 4h ago · · ·

oh god what


that was just


I laughed, have an upvote

#2 · 119w, 4h ago · · ·

If you laughed, I have done my job.

*Flies off to home planet*

Comment posted by Regidar deleted at 8:09pm on the 14th of February, 2013
Comment posted by Legendary Emerald deleted at 8:10pm on the 14th of February, 2013
#5 · 119w, 4h ago · · ·

Dude, LOL! I just spit up my coke all over my keyboard. so you owe me a new one. got to say though i have the wierdest boner right now:eeyup:

#6 · 119w, 4h ago · · ·


Wouldn't it be easier to undo the spell?

#7 · 119w, 4h ago · 1 · ·

>>2122033 So you're saying I put a smile on your face AND in your pants? :pinkiehappy:

#8 · 119w, 4h ago · · ·


Pretentious author excuse answer: Twlight isn't one to pass up a research opportunity. :trixieshiftright:

My actual answer: I didn't think of just undoing the spell because I didn't think that'd be funny.  :derpytongue2:

Comment posted by Regidar deleted at 8:10pm on the 14th of February, 2013
#10 · 119w, 2h ago · 1 · ·

>>2122042 Weeeeeell, maybe Twilight didn't have the time to do the research required to undo the spell with an old mare hanging off her tail. But anyway, Crack ships ahoy!

#11 · 118w, 6d ago · · ·

Oh my god



#12 · 118w, 6d ago · · ·


Glad you liked it! Be sure to traumatize tell your friends!

#13 · 118w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2123240 in fact

i will

#14 · 118w, 6d ago · · ·


#15 · 118w, 6d ago · · ·


And yet you favorited it. :raritywink:

#16 · 118w, 6d ago · · ·

>>2124393 XD What can I say? I like a good mindscrew!

#17 · 117w, 3d ago · · ·

Well my mind just got screwed over. Yet I love this.

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