HAPPY VALENTINES' FOOLS' DAY!
Granny Smith has fallen in love with Twilight Sparkle, and now the librarian has to find out how to lose a mare in 10... scratch that, 1 day. Written for a 30 Minute Pony prompt. Please don't take this seriously in the slightest; I sure as heck didn't when I was writing it. Rated T for verbal innuendo.