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Legendary Emerald

Joined February 2012
26 followers

Stories (6)

  • The Glowmelon Mystery
    Who or what is behind the mysterious Glowmelon Festival? Perhaps not all mysteries should be solved.

    13,686 words · 2,111 views · 92 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Cutie Mark Crusaders Nuke Ponyville
    One day, an enigmatic pony named Burke arrives in Ponyville He happens across the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and promises them their cutie marks in return for their assistance. Hijinks ensue. *Not related to Fallout Equestria*
    1,622 words · 420 views · 38 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Subordinate Six: The Ensemble
    Las Pegasus, the entertainment capital of Equestria. Lyra and Bon Bon are preparing to start a new life, but run into some familiar faces. Can they make it in this town of glitz, glamor, and crazy ponies?
    16,607 words · 530 views · 23 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Granny Smith's Twilight Delight
    Happy Valentines' Fools' Day! Granny Smith has fallen in love with Twilight Sparkle, and now the librarian has to find out how to lose a mare in 10... scratch that, 1 day.
    1,117 words · 341 views · 22 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Lyra's Silly Dream
    2,850 words · 120 views · 6 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Dine and Derp
    3,511 words · 55 views · 2 likes · 0 dislikes

Blog Posts (29)


HAPPY VALENTINES' FOOLS' DAY!

Granny Smith has fallen in love with Twilight Sparkle, and now the librarian has to find out how to lose a mare in 10... scratch that, 1 day. Written for a 30 Minute Pony prompt. Please don't take this seriously in the slightest; I sure as heck didn't when I was writing it. Rated T for verbal innuendo.

First Published
14th Feb 2013
Last Modified
14th Feb 2013

Comments ( 17 )

#1 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

oh god what

what

that was just

what

I laughed, have an upvote

#2 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

If you laughed, I have done my job.

*Flies off to home planet*

Comment posted by Regidar deleted at 8:09pm on the 14th of February, 2013
Comment posted by Legendary Emerald deleted at 8:10pm on the 14th of February, 2013
#5 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

Dude, LOL! I just spit up my coke all over my keyboard. so you owe me a new one. got to say though i have the wierdest boner right now:eeyup:

#6 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

:twilightoops:

Wouldn't it be easier to undo the spell?

#7 · 61w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>2122033 So you're saying I put a smile on your face AND in your pants? :pinkiehappy:

#8 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2122036

Pretentious author excuse answer: Twlight isn't one to pass up a research opportunity. :trixieshiftright:

My actual answer: I didn't think of just undoing the spell because I didn't think that'd be funny.  :derpytongue2:

Comment posted by Regidar deleted at 8:10pm on the 14th of February, 2013
#10 · 61w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>2122042 Weeeeeell, maybe Twilight didn't have the time to do the research required to undo the spell with an old mare hanging off her tail. But anyway, Crack ships ahoy!

#11 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

Oh my god

Just

Yes XDD

#12 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2123233

Glad you liked it! Be sure to traumatize tell your friends!

#13 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2123240 in fact

i will

#14 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE D: *buries head in dirt* :fluttercry:

#15 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2124341

And yet you favorited it. :raritywink:

#16 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2124393 XD What can I say? I like a good mindscrew!

#17 · 60w, 1d ago · · ·

Well my mind just got screwed over. Yet I love this.

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