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  • T When We Were Young

    Celestia has been having recurring dreams; dreams that she wishes would go away. But they only increase in their frequency. One night, she gives in and visits that statue in the royal garden. The statue that haunts her sleep. The statue of her love.
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  • T Their Story

    In a world torn by war, Spike never met Rarity. In a land decayed by misery, he grew up alone. When a rescue turns to captivity, a dragon is forced to help her get back home. This is a story of adventure and love. This is 'Their Story'.
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  • T Once Upon a December

    Rarity must save her love in the frozen wasteland that is Hellfire's underworld
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  • T For the Ones we Love

    Spike must save Equestria from a newborn evil. But will he be able to stop it?
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  • E Beauty and her Spike

    True beauty lies within, can Spike and Rarity realize that before it's too late?
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  • T Barbra's Birthday Wish

    Barbra's finally turning 18, and she struggles to confront Elusive about her true feelings towards him, thankfully she'll have a night with him to try and tell him. Unfortunately , she might be too nervous to tell him. R63 humanized Sparity
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  • T Reversing Hearts

    Shining Armour has just slain the hatchling son of the High Dragoness and used the crystallized heart as a wedding proposal for Cadence. As an act of revenge, the High Dragoness uses the magic within the heart to transform Cadence into a dragon.
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  • E Tugged on his Heartstrings

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  • 6w, 6d
    Inbound Farmhand

    As of a few seconds ago, I got Farmhand's next chapter written out. It took longer than I'd like to admit, but school and work take priority. And well... yeah, lots of studying and crap. But through some miracle I got it done today.

    So with luck, soon!

    8 comments · 91 views
  • 9w, 1d
    An explanation for my ghostness

    So I've been quite inactive as of recently. (BTW I'm writing this with a bad headache and cold hands so forgive any errors)

    Basically I've been busy getting ready for school again, which will in turn, make me somewhat busy as well, since I'll also be working in my free time. I'm not sure what to expect in terms of homework load, but it'll be safe to say that if I need to do work, I'm doing it, and if I can write, I'll write as long as it doesn't interfere with my studies and junk.

    I still plan on working on all my other wonderful things, and Rogue Diamond will go on uninterrupted for the time being, but I just felt I needed to let you guys know why I'm at a snail's pace right now.

    That is all. Hopefully a new chapter of something will show up soon.

    3 comments · 144 views
  • 14w, 6d
    Sparity, Sparity, Sparity! And I need an editor.

    So remember how I said awhile ago that I was going to write you guys a little Sparity... well... it sort of tuned into a multi chapter thing... and best part is that I only have one more short chapter until it's done!

    Which means that I've decided start looking for some editors. If anyone's interested in helping with a sexy, fluffy, anthro style Sparity then PM me or leave a comment and I'll get back to you ASAP. I hope at least a few of you will be interested in it!

    7 comments · 144 views
  • 17w, 4d
    An update after god knows how long...

    So it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    You may or may not be wondering what the heck I've been doing with my life the past couple of months... the short answer is, I've been busy. I believe that I told many of you guys about the Comic Project that I'm working on known as Rogue Diamond and that's been eating up a lot of my writing time. Pretty much 3/5 times that I go to write, I write some of that, and while I try to write as much as possible, things come up, life happens, blah f@#king blah, comic has taken up my time.

    But it's a Sparity Comic, so go check it out if you're missing your FlimFlam Sparity fix.

    Now... for some rather bad news...

    I've got to put some stories to rest, and after a year of no updates. I am very sad to say that Their Story is officially cancelled. You can think whatever you want about that. All I can say is I'm really sad to see it get cancelled, and I wish that I had the drive to still write it. This of course means that I don't have other Sparity heavy stories in my head, but I feel that I just have to be honest with you guy about this. I just ain't getting it written. I also need to say that the haters did not cause this, as I have stated that I don't care what they think about it, and they were unable to see the bigger picture forming. So if you're sad about that, and want to unsubscribe from me, I understand. I bear you no ill will.

    Second one getting the boot is Reversing Hearts, again... just no will to write that one anymore...

    When We Were Young, while not being cancelled, is sort of in a grey area. I poke around that one a bit, and since it's roughly half over, I think I'd be able to get it done eventually... but don't be surprised if this goes the way of Their Story... (again, sorry about that)

    Now, regarding Unholy Grail... I'm just going to crank that final chapter out ASAP and get that story all wrapped up. I understand that it's little compensation compared to all that other bad news... but it's something, right?

    Weekend Farmhand for Applejack is still going strong, and I popped out a chapter for that not too long ago. So that one is safe.

    On a Final Note, regarding Lamp, that Aladdin/Pony Parody I mentioned at the end of Beauty and her Spike, That's also still in the works. My plan with that one (and all future My little Disney fics I do) is to wait until it's 75% complete, then release it and update it on a weekly basis. This way, it eliminates all the stress of trying to rush it.

    tl;dr version: Comic takes all the time, Their Story and Reversing Hearts canned :(, When we were Young maybe..., Unholy Grail will get finished, Farmhand is safe as fudge, Lamp will be out but may take some time, And I will have a fun little Sparity for you guys soon.

    11 comments · 147 views
  • 28w, 6d
    Sequeal to For the Ones we Love!!!

    You've guys have been asking for it forever, so I've finally delivered!

    It's in the middle of being moderated, but I just can't wait that long, so here's a super advance link to all my great, loyal and hopefully sane fans. LINK!

    I hope you enjoy!!! also Facebook is taking over FimFiction, and I think that's just tits! I welcome our new Zuckerberg overlords :3

    Remember what day it is.

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Spike tries to write his feelings for Rarity on paper in order to better express himself before Thunderlane steals her away forever.

A Hearts and Hooves Day one-shot Sparity. I hope you all have a great H&H Day!

First Published
14th Feb 2013
Last Modified
14th Feb 2013
#1 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

I hate the bejebus out of this holiday, but this was a nice story.

Edit: Not gonna say it, but its mine. Suck it.

#2 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

Poor Thunderlane... he was being a huge douche though.

Good little story, I liked it a lot! :pinkiehappy:

#3 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2120647 I liked the part about rape.

#4 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks, I knew there would be a Valentine's Day exclusive Sparity!

#5 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

Commence read.

Well good for Spike.

Twilight was rather helpful. :pinkiecrazy: :rainbowlaugh:

#6 · 87w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

“Oh right, ponies don’t use toilets…

“What’s a toilet?”

FlimFlam...

Besides, I thought you liked Big Macintosh.”

“Heh, yeah right,” giggled the unicorn. “Everypony knows he’s gay for Caramel.”

What are you doing?

“Of course, ever since you ran by me seven years ago my loins haven’t stopped aching for you,”

FlimFlam...

“That’s like saying Timberwolves work for the government. The very idea is just… silly.”

STAHP.

Okay, I laughed. There, you win.

-Sturrn

#7 · 87w, 4d ago · · 1 ·

it took him 7 years and twilights help? Dude is a lost cause. On the plus side he is about to get some and old enough to do it. GET SOME!!!!!

#8 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

A nice story overall. Though part of me really wants to see a chapter where Rarity and Spike get it on!

Also a chapter on Twilight having fun with Thunderlane would be awesome.

#9 · 87w, 4d ago · 7 · ·

Night-time, the time of the day that is night.
I AM LEARNING SO MUCH!

After Twi's speech, I don't know if I would trust her love advice.

Happy ending, yay!

#10 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

This made me feel not so bad about having to be not with my special somepony on Heart's and Hooves day. So thank you. This was wonderful.:eeyup:

#11 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

it's like... a H&H day trollfic!

#12 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2120669 It was more a psychotic, sex crazed Twilight that made me feel sorry for the bugger. Oh well. Hope he enjoys the fractures on his pelvis! :pinkiehappy:

#13 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

I wanna see life scarred Thunderlane!

#14 · 87w, 4d ago · · ·

Hahaha!!:rainbowlaugh: Oh poor Thunderlane:fluttercry:... Not:trollestia:!! Got what you deserve... To be raped by Twilight?:twilightsmile: Umm... Okay. Well this was a nice Sparity, very touching. But I can't help but feel that Rarity should have been the one to say it. I don't know conforming that its the man that must always say it just seems outdated to me. Oh perfect example Twilight admited love first and Thnuderlane was raped. See nonconformist:eeyup:.

Oh wanted to leave off on Thunderlane is raped... BY TWILIGHT!!:moustache:

#15 · 87w, 3d ago · · ·

Why the hay would she wait for seven freakin' years for Spike to tell her? Was there a curse on her or something? All that time they could have been making love to each other wasted because Rarity was convinced it should be the male who confesses first. Well, 'bout time.

Still, I enjoyed it.

#16 · 87w, 3d ago · 5 · ·

my super special awesome somepony!

Yu Gi Oh Abridged :rainbowlaugh:

#17 · 87w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

>>2122281 But it's Rarity, she is an old-fashioned mare, except for fashion.

#18 · 87w, 3d ago · 3 · ·

>>2122797

Rairty is old fashioned I'll give you that, but just once I wish she would come out and say it. It would be a welcomed twist.

#19 · 87w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

>>2122865 Would be interesting, but on the verge of OOC.

#20 · 87w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

>>2122873

Would it? I mean take the canterlot wedding, she tackled three mares to the side to get the bouquet I would imagine after a while she would come out and say it herself. 7 years I bet she was close to the breaking point, especially with Thunderlane(raped by Twillight) getting all up in her space.

#21 · 87w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

>>2122887 Close to the breaking point, yes. I doubt that she would break tradition though. And getting the bouquet is considered an honor, an honor that she wanted.

#22 · 87w, 3d ago · 4 · ·

>>2122892

Hmm, it seems we have reached an impass. How about this, it does not have to be Rarity, but just once I would like for the girl to confess first, and admit, it if someone wanted to, they could make it work. The level of believability rest solely on the greatness of the author but they could make it work.

#23 · 87w, 3d ago · · ·

Sometimes the simplest words are the ones we have the most trouble with.:raritywink:

Nice one-shot celebrating Hearts and Hooves day.:twilightsmile:

#24 · 87w, 3d ago · 6 · ·

Nice little story. Have a like!

As for Rarity waiting for Spike tofinally admit his feelings, I'd say it was less about male/female but more about Spike graduating from boy to MAN.

#25 · 87w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! :pinkiehappy:

#26 · 87w, 9h ago · 1 · ·

Such a nice and funny story. I kind of think she'd wait so long, but 7 years for him to wait I don't know, at least this way you avoid the "he's a kid" stupid comments xDD

you made me laugh with this one :rainbowlaugh:

#27 · 86w, 6d ago · · ·

Wonder how Twilight's doing with Thunderlane? Get it 'doing'?

#28 · 86w, 5d ago · · ·

Oh my... Poor thunderlane. I liked the fic short and sweet, but it appeared to have no plot or convincing conflict or one at all

#29 · 85w, 5d ago · · ·

I lovely piece of work like always.

~Hearn

#30 · 84w, 5d ago · · ·

... Sorry. But Thunderlane's behavior threw me way off...

#31 · 79w, 2d ago · · ·

I liked that "Beauty and her Beast" reference!

#32 · 64w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

“That’s like saying Timberwolves work for the government.

I see what you did there.

#33 · 50w, 5d ago · 7 · ·

The moral of this story is that Twilight is a rapest

#34 · 12w, 5d ago · · ·

Sweet simple "Love it!" :heart:  Poor Thunderlame :twilightsheepish:

I could read the terror in his eyes & when his inner virgen came out as Twi dragged him off.

Halp me !, Halp me ! She's gone postal !:twilightblush:

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