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If Discord won, would life really be so bad? Probably not. Is Celestia’s interpretation of disharmony exaggerated? Probably so. Let’s take a moment and investigate these average occurrences of everyday life staring none other than: you, the flower shop owner. Just how bad can Chaos actually be?
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Oh, oh my. This is so random, but oh my. I laughed. Very hard. Jolly good job, my friend.
Hmmm, not bad, must have taken some serious mental acrobatics to pull this off, not gunna lie.
That said, how about the following scenario...SCHOOL!! The Ultimate in Education for Chaos!! There are three requirements for this to happen.
1.) Giant Robots
2.) Pudding, preferably Vanilla and Chocolate with gram cracker layers in between.
3.) A Giant Chicken that lectures about Gravy and it's importance to the Discordian Economy.
That said, have fun with that and know I'm watching this one.
...also, in the event of Harmony, plug your nose, recite the Discordian national anthem backwards, and remember to drop shoe to stump at barking trough.
This PMV seems like it fits with this fanfic.
That being said this looks intresting.
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Mental acrobatics? Honestly, these are just things I think about almost every time I go into work, and for good reasons. When part of the job revolves around keeping kids safe and entertained, some of the wacky things I say seep into the very fibers of my being. That being said, I think I could try and do School.
And THAT would be a difficult chapter to write. Or, at least surpass one thousand words.
Cheers
~Cosmic
Does the dishwasher have an overnight rinse cycle? IfyouknowwhatImean.
Very funny.
Hmmm...
Interesting idea!
Even though Celestia would probably hate it, A raging Celestia would be cool though.
Dishwasher?
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Finally, someone who begins to understand just how sexy dishwashers are. If you think about from start to finish, these machines are about the sexiest thing not-alive. The innuendo capabilities are boundless, really.
Thanks for the comment.
The life of a guard of discord( or maybe chaos) which includes back talking discord, running from intruders and keeping timber wolf tea parties civil.
...Al You want to take this?
Thank you.
Dear lord,
that was awesome! Aw man, it makes me wonder what the parties are like, or the furniture stores, or the farms, or (Twilight's going to hate me) the LIBRARIES!!!
I liked this one, I love the idea
. And maybe it's an idea to do one about a visit to the dentist/doctor?
Doctors appointment, that's actually a good idea!
2128041>>2127355 It would appear as if you have a doctor's appointment in the near future.
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Yay!
Jesus, just imagine the hardware store. An arena of battling lawnmowers and fire-spitting barbecues.
well, everything I've seen so far says Celestia is right about chaos and disharmony.
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Ahh, so far, yes. Meteors due tend to immediately shift one's mind towards the negative.
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H-how could you have seen this specific instance coming? Or did you mean the idea in general, which I understand.
2144528The idea.
That poor recurring flower ship owner :P he's the best!
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No no, you're the best... because you are the flower shop owner. It's also difficult to write the "average joe" in a world of Chaos, you know that?
Also, flower ship. Added cruises to the list. Thanks.
those need to be real
.......
Wow, just wow.
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And by those you mean?
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Aye sir, now it's a tri-directional compass. My theory on this system, since I likely won't delve too much into it in the story for various reasons, is as such: imagine a circle that has three dashes on it. One at the very top at 0 degrees, one at 120 degrees, and one at 240 degrees. Draw a line from the dashes to the center so it makes a Y shape, but that Y would be upside-down. The line that points to what we call north would be colored red and the remaining two are black. Easy to understand, right?
musical trains they must exist cause thats just epic
Nice chapter like always!
faved, this story is damn awesome
How bad can Chaos be? *thinking*
*Inside head: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! WATER FOR THE KHORNE FIELDS!!! LET THE ACRES DROOOWN IN IT!!! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!*
Nope, nothing wrong with chaos.
Sounds like Discord threw a fit and went all sour grapes when Fluttershy kicked the bucket. Bummer.
Loved the songs
Did you make them up on the spot?
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Yup. Kind of, sort of.
Ha! This is hilarious and very interesting. I do enjoy the songs they are rather good. Very glad you made it so Discord doesn't kill anyone. Sure he might cause some damage that hurts but can easily be fixed but he doesn't kill. No fun if the toys are broken. Now I'm curious how it feels to explode then pull myself back together. Probably very unpleasant but very invigorating afterwards. I also noticed one tiny error in your story.
You accidentally misspelled famous.
Great chapter now I'm off to read the next.
Ah so this is after Discord made friends with Fluttershy. Very interesting indeed. I could totally see Discord doing all of this after she passed away. I just enjoy this story.
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Thanks for catching that, fixing now. And I'm glad to see you enjoy this story; it's comments like these that make me keep going.
Cheers
~Cosmic
Very interesting, I'm quite curious what happend to the princesses though.
Stuff like this makes this story a laugh to read.
Did you write the songs? They're AWESOME!
This was weird. Really weird. Not sure how I feel about it. The second person really threw me off, too. Not entirely sure if it's better than third person for this story, to be honest.