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Outlaw Quadrant


An author, occasional artist and critic all rolled into one! I may never grace the front page in my lifetime but if you're looking for something on the lighter side, you've come to the right place!

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Derpy isn't your typical pony and as such, doesn't have a typical life. No matter where she turns, hilarity ensures and on this day, it's certainly no different, except everypony is acting rather strange around her.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 37 )

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Author’s Hoof Notes for The Morning Job
1. I intended to release this all at once but changed my mind. I may have about 5 or 6 chapters with similar length once I’m done.
2. Yes, Equestria has Daylight Saving Times as well.
3. Rainbow’s line “Well, can’t blame you” is really meant to show that she’s not exactly a book-lover as well, at least, not yet anyways if you catch my drift.

Pretty good! I would read more once you put it out!:derpyderp1:

"right... There, tracking"
~CoD 4 AC130 TV operator.

:pinkiehappy:

Definately trackng this

excellent, cant wait for more :derpytongue2:

Looking good so far. Poor Derpy. She just wants to help. :derpyderp1:

Ah, well.....once she gets over this awkward phase, things might look up for her.

Can't wait for more!:rainbowkiss:

Poor Derpy, bad luck just seems to follow her.:derpytongue2:

Oops! My bad! I derped and forgot the notes! :derpytongue2:

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Author’s Hoof Notes for Derpy Cuisine
1. I wanted to extend the scene with Rainbow but I ran short on ideas.
2. Wasn’t sure what to call the café. I initially had Shamrock Café since the sign of the café is a shamrock but I moved that over to the name of the soup. Naming it Horte might have made sense but I don’t see him as the owner for some reason.
3. Before anyone says anything, no, there is no romance implied in this story. I did imagine Horte kissing Derpy’s hoof but, eh, I left that out.

Forgot the notes, again! :derpytongue2:

Not much, though.


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Author’s Hoof Notes for The Touch of Derp
1. The title of this chapter was the original title for the whole story.
2. Yes, this story is building up to something. There’s only five chapters so the wait won’t be long.

I bet it's Ditzy's birthday.

Derpy, why do you ruin everything? :rainbowlaugh: Apparently, she's so accident prone she can't even eat without causing mayhem! Looks like you're going one-by-one in the Mane Cast. Seeing how the story's going, Pinkie Pie might be last. Am I right?:pinkiehappy:

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I actually have the story completed and, huh, I need to tweak something. :pinkiegasp:

Run Spike! :rainbowlaugh: Can't wait for the next chapter, something tells me things mite not be so good at Fluttershy's soon. :trollestia:

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Author’s Hoof Notes for Cleanup in Aisle 4
1. At first, I had Tick Tock sell dishes but I already mentioned that in Chapter 2.
2. Ideally, Derpy would have gone to Carousel Boutique and caused a ruckus there although I had no good reasons why she would go there.
3. Personally, I see Filthy Rich as a mild, business version of Foghorn Leghorn. No idea why.
4. The dollar sign was going to fall on the employee but that was too obvious.

Ugh, what's going to happen?!? I can't figure it out!:flutterrage: sigh, I have control over myself now... Awesome fanfic!

Ok, now I'm very interested in what the mane six are telling all these other ponies.
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Also, I kind of see Filthy Rich as a bussinessy Foghorn Leghorn too.

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Likely because his voice has a southern drawl. :ajsmug:

I'm sure that if it's for her birthday, someone else will write another ending where she is banished!

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Foghorn Leghorn is Filthy Rich. This is now canon.

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Author's Hoof Notes for She Did What?
1. What was the Spreading the Mail incident? I'll leave it up to the fandom to decide.

2. I was tempted for Derpy to say "Ooh, a mini-muffin!" like James Woods in Family Guy but I can't see her saying that.

3. Now, I can imagine some people think it was Derpy's birthday but for once, I wanted to catch the reader off-guard. There was a point where it was her birthday except Derpy tells the crowd that it actually isn't because she told Pinkie the wrong date.

4. Princess Celestia's lines, at one point, were Mayor's. In other words, I left her out until I realized such an act would require her presence.

5. Just an FYI. If I get this story edited, any changes will be done at all once. This will hold true for this and all my other stories.

Well, that was a surprise, but honestly I can see this all happening.

:derpytongue2: And it was the best day ever!

This was a rather heartwarming chapter.

:derpyderp2: O...kay... Derpy, you're alright :moustache: I wish I could cause chaos and still save the world like you...

I cant see how they would blame Derpy for townhall she wasn't even there when it collapsed. still a good story and a thumbs up.

Derpy Happens needs to be an animated movie !!! I absolutely love this fic !!!

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Or at least a "What did Derpy do wrong?" piece every once in a while. Crosses fingers for that in Season 3. :raritywink:

WHAT IS GOIN' OON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage:

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