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Fedora Mask


For Love and Justice.

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The year is Friendship Century 0079. Ponykind has expanded into outer space. Friendzone 3, the colonies farthest from Equestria, rebel against the iron-hooved rule of the Equestrian Federation. Declaring themselves the Principality of Neighon, they begin an all-out war against the Federation, decimating the Equestrian army with a powerful new weapon: giant robots known as Mobile Steeds.

In a single bloody month, both sides lose over half their respective populations. Now, as Neighon advances into Equestrian territory, the Federation wobbles on its last legs. Their only hope for survival: the flagship White Stable, and its cargo, a prototype Mobile Steed of unsurpassed power. Its name is Gundam, and it just might be the key to victory.

If they could only get its pilot to stop crying.

*Originally written for the Thirty Minute Pony Stories prompt: "Suit Up." Because I remember Toonami and couldn't help myself. As such quality is subject to... randomness.*

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:flutterrage: CLUTCHED WITHIN MY HOOF IS THE POWER OF BOUNDLESS KINDNESS! IT'S GENTLE CRY TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS, MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY FRIENDSHIP! KINDNESS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF! GO! GO! GO!

:pinkiesmile: Uh... Fluttershy, It's just a story.

:yay: Well I was just showing how much this poster likes this story.

:pinkiesmile: Oh... Okay. Well then.... GIGA.... DRILL.... BREAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:fluttershyouch: Uh Pinkie... That's Gurren Lagann. This is Gundam.

:pinkiehappy: AND THIS IS SPARTA!

Brilliant. I lost it when a side character died pointlessly with no warning at all. Its like I'm really watching Gundam!

Nice work.
Now make one out of BattleTech. ;)

2114110 You mean that franchise that I know next to nothing about except that it took mechanical designs from Macross (among others)? Meh...

Now a Macross parody...

No, wait, every single character in My Little Pony would handle a love triangle better than a Macross protagonist.

(Though dammit, now I am picturing Rainbow Dash-Focker. The only question is, is Pinkie Minmay, because her randomness could take the place of Minmay's oblivious fickle heartbreaker tendencies? Or is she Captain Global for maximum lulz?)

2115080 When in doubt, go for maximum lulz.

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...one does not talk about the unseen...(and, you don´t have to know about it...you only have to say it is an beta. ;) )

and, Pos. when, Global.Minmay is more the Rarity creature( no offense..err..a little maybe)

where is the infamous noa slap when you need it :derpytongue2:

“It looks a little bit more like you're turning her to pudding,” said Twilight, as Fluttershy finally gave up all pretense of a spine and oozed to the floor, hooves desperately covering her face.
“Well, pour her back into the Gundam and see if it took,” said the captain, turning on hoof and marching back out of Fluttershy's quarters.

BEST COMEBACK YET!

Having watched some gundam now, this is even funnier.

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