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1w, 6dFan Sequel1 comments · 53 views
Greetings, fellow cloppers and clopettes.
So, I was recently sent an interesting little link... it seems that one of my fans, Lunar Deviant, has decided to continue on the epicness of Broken Hearts and Diamonds and dive into the 'what-if' scenario of Rarity's life fifty years into the future. You can find the story HERE, and I highly recommend giving it a read (and following it as it is incomplete). It is fairly well written and for now seems to be sticking with the vibe I set in the original. Hell, the fact that KrisProwler gave it her official seal of approval should say how well it seems to be going.
However, just remember that it is not the official sequel. There may be something coming up soon...
3w, 4dWhere are the updates???4 comments · 60 views
4w, 1dBecause I was bored...81 comments · 143 views
So, got bored, and since my partner-in-crime did one, why not jump on the bandwagon?
OC picked: Ray
1. What is your name?
You seriously don't know my name? Seriously? Are you that retarded to not look three lines up?
<Just answer the question, please...>
Fine... you may call me Captain Ray, ruler of the almighty Griffon Kingdom.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Because it's my name.
3. Single or taken?
Absolutely single. I do not need any mate, nor do I want one.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Heh heh... what powers don't I have? I have acquired one of the greatest artifacts and treasures in all of Equestria which has made me unstoppable!
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
What the foal fucking Tartarus are you talking about?
6. What's your eye color?
Green. If you're lucky enough you may be able to see them right before I kill you...
7. How about hair color?
My primary feather color is black.
8. Do you have any family members?
Family? Feh! Who needs family?
<can you please just answer the question?>
My father killed my mother when I was right about to leave for training in the Griffon Army, so I killed him in return. There, happy?
9. Oh? How about pets?
I had a pet or two before, but they became boring and too loose. Though my last one did escape...
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
If my current conquests and activities haven't made that clear, you're more of a retard than I thought.
12. Have you ever hurt anypony in any way before?
Oh yes... perhaps you are not familiar with the late Rainbow Dash? I remember one of the last activities I had her do; she was bound to the floor with her flank spread wide open, and I-
13. Ever… killed anypony before?
Who, me? Yes, yes I have... and I will kill many more...
14. What kind of animal are you?
I'm a cow. Seriously?! NOW you ask that question?! I'm a purebred griffon!
15. Name your worst habits.
Not playing well with others, it seems...
16. Do you look up to anypony at all?
As hard as it may be to believe, I actually admire that pony Celestia. She is by far the longest ruling leader of any nation in Equestria's history. How she has managed to retain rule is amazing. It will make it all the sweeter to crush her record myself.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Straight, as every noble griffon should be.
18. Do you go to school?
I graduated the Griffon Military Academy as top of my class.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I believe I do. Those who worship me shall earn a place as my servants in my new kingdom.
21. What are you most afraid of?
I fear absolutely nothing.
22. What do you usually wear?
As of now I still don my officer's uniform. Only once the ponies are crushed and serving me will I allow myself to be crowned Emperor.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Though it is seen as 'barbaric' and currently illegal, I have heard that pony meat is quite tasty...
24. Am I annoying you?
25. Well, it's still not over!
I can make it over...
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
High class. Seriously, are you blind?
27. How many friends do you have?
Friends? I do not need friends. Friends only slow you down.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Blasphemy. Cake is supreme.
30. Favorite drink?
Cold spring water from the mountains surrounding my kingdom.
31. What's your favorite place?
No place like home...
32. Are you interested in anypony~?
33. That was a stupid question.
Indeed it was.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Griffon's are not known for their swimming skills.
35. What's your type?
What part of 'I don't need friends' and I have no need of a mate don't you seem to understand??
36. Any fetishes?
Well, torturing ponies is near the top...
37. Seme or uke?
Once again, your stupidity is unmatched.
38. Camping or indoors?
Camping. It is becoming a lost art among us griffons...
8w, 5dMore Updates3 comments · 91 views
Good news, everyone! I finally found time to write this morning and got more writing in today than I have in the past two months combined!
<Too bad you barely wrote half a page, you lazy scum.>
Hey, I'll take what I can get.
But anyway, sorry for the delays in all my ongoing projects... between work, more work, buying a home, credit card fraud, my car being recalled three times, and the usual shenanigans, writing has had to take a back seat to real-life.
11w, 1dWriting Update5 comments · 111 views
<It's about time you got your sorry ass back on here.>
Shaddup. Be lucky I decided to finally get on here at all.
<Are you going to quit stalling and tell them, or do I have to do this for you AGAIN?>
Calm down, Ray, I got this.
Long time no see everyone. I'm sure you're all wondering the same thing; where the hell are the updates to Starfall, Another Point of View, and Wilting Rose. Well, Wilting Rose is on hiatus until I finish up Starfall, and that story and Another Point of View are under way.
Now, the reason that it's been a while since I've updated anything... well, work almost killed me.
My new main job has been taking its toll on me, but things should be quieting down now that summer is in its last month. However, its the part-time job I hold that is eating up more and more of my time. For those of you privy enough to know my part-time job, things have heated up immensely and caused me to take increased hours.
<That's not the whole reason, you 'tard.>
Ah, yeah... so... another reason I've been taking so long is... well...
*EDIT* Probably shouldn't post why...
But anyway! I'll be finding time to write again soon, so expect a new chapter in both stories (hopefully) by the end of the month!