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Princess Luna visits Scootaloo in her dreams, telling her to face her fears again... and again and again and again and again and...

Special thanks to Spotlight for the cover art.

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Derpy-eyed Luna? Comedy and Random tag? Scootaloo should not have eaten that pepperoni before bed last night.
When my head stops spinning, I'll probably have enough sanity left to say that was wild, crazy and funny. The ending reminds me of South Park's humor.

What did I just read.

Story on Sleepless in Ponyville premise? I expect great things.

EDIT: Yep, this is a Shortskirts story.

A wild SS&E story suddenly appears !

Gasp. Ss&e with comedy!

Love it! :rainbowlaugh:
Now that is how you write dark comedy. Blood, guts, death, and some of the funniest jokes I've read in a while.
Also, every time Luna entered a scene was better than the last, and each time made me laugh.
Bravo, good sir. Bravo.

I liked it!

This story was hillarious. Every dream sequence and every 'fear' she had to face was amazing. I think the schoolyard bit with Rumble was my favorite.

"Boy..." Snips murmured, standing next to Snails as he stared nervously at Rumble's sobbing form. "I sure wished a girl liked me that much!"
*whack*
your welcome :scootangel:

Life is shortskirtsandexplosions sucks, and then you die.

Fantastic.

2093754 I thought it was "Life sucks, then you die" Goodness gracious Reggie, editing your comment like that.

2093766 It can be both, I'm more familier with the first saying.
But I think Skirts was referencing yours.

2093754>>2093766 Everyone dies either way.

This is one of the greatest things I have ever read! But seriously, go get professional help.

Oh, now I'll be listening to The Misfits all day. Awesome.

I don't even.... SS&E, why is it that whenever you write sad-fics they're like the best thing ever. Yet when you write comedy... its like an autistic kid pounded a bottle of adderall pills with a thermos of espresso sweetened with pixie sticks and cocaine. Sometimes dude... you're just so damn crazy. Whatever, I'm already a quarter of the way through so I'll keep reading this to the end and post more if I have to vent. Not sure if I can give this a thumbs up yet or not.

EDIT: Okay... pretty much guessed that she'd end up with a water drop cutie mark right after she complained about it and sure enough... still the part with the cows made me giggle a bit. It was... cute. I don't hate it, I'll leave it at that.

I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords.

My favorite part was when Scootaloo did that thing that made things go bad.

Shouldn't it be 'Live', or was that intentional?

2093878 Who was left to fuck anyway?

2093878 Yeah, no.

2093897 Because spam.

2093906 Darn. I did it again, didn't I?

2093902 It was meant to be funny.

2093924 CAST US INTO SWINE!

O.O I have no idea what I just read.
*curl up in corner*

It was well written to say something of it.

This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Now kiss me, you bastard!

okay then.
Actually, that was really funny, especially all the little throwaway gags.

BR

Ponky withdrawal. Happens to the best of us.

Oh god the wat.

"Yeah!" Sweetie Belle joined her companion in blocking Scootaloo's path. "My big sis says that a Double-D is enough to make a lady's rear legs sag!"

Oh god, this Sweetie Belle.

This, my friends, is black comedy. It makes you laugh while also making you feel terrible for laughing.

Whats worse, I interrupted my clop for this, and now it's going to be pretty fucking hard to get back in the mood. My boyfriend broke up with me two hours ago. It was a clean breakup but I still needed that clop. And then this story happened.

This wonderfully written story that would not be out of place in the universe of Friendship is Witchcraft.

:applecry:

Now leave me to agony.

No comment in the entirety of the internet is enough to adequately describe what in the hell I just read... shortskirts, you are the living embodiment of the saying "madness and genius are two halves of the same coin."

You are truly the Mad-God of Poni Fiction!

2093754
Life as a teenager.

Well, if you're a depressed teenager that is.
As for my life... (plays air guitar)

<3

You are the best. The literal best.

Dude, that was the most ridiculous story I have read. I thought it was going to continue on its merry way and then Luna kept on appearing. There soon was so much wat going on I was drowning in it.

This was absolutely brilliant. :twilightsheepish: :eeyup:

My life makes sense now. :pinkiecrazy:

This worries me.

Be sure to come back and edit it in a week.

That was fucking awesome at least I know it's gonna be good when SS&E makes it.

This is one of the most bucked up, senseless, strangest, most ridiciulous, nonsensical stories I've ever heard!!!!
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I LOVE IT!!!

Go insane, kill everypony, die twice.

See, this is what happens when nopony invents video games for Luna to play.

derp Luna pic XD :derpytongue2:

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