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Dunsparce


Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

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This story is a sequel to Flarp the Dunsparce's Magic Adventure Into Tootsie Pop Land


Flarp had a splendiferous time in Equestria, except there was a problem: everyone died. So, he's ready to go back to Equestria and resurrect his fallen comrades, claiming his open spot as the new alicorn princess by defeating the evil Discord.

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I regret everything.

3265755 Nay, you regret nothing, NOTHING.

IT BEGINS

BEAUTIFUL

I shall always remember the great coronation speech of Princess Flarp. Yea, the ensuing sawdust was a glorious thing to behold.

Candy canes fell out of the skies as Zeus made a battlefield for Discord and Flarp's gang by pelvic thrusting across South Africa. Discord then appeared.

OH GOD

THE MENTAL IMAGERY

3266408 Also the part when the (noun) doorknobs that made the woodust suddenly (verb) punched (character) Princess Luna (adverb) penisly.

3266422I need a picture of this, STAT!

3266895 Ditto.

I want people to see my mental image.

HOORAY! PELVICLY THRUSTED CANDY CANES!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Fucking... again wtf did i just read? I laughed and couldn't breath at this part :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Candy canes fell out of the skies as Zeus made a battlefield for Discord and Flarp's gang by pelvic thrusting across South Africa. Discord then appeared.

Pfudorappuls then heard flarp say,"...Flarp" and his eardrums turned into money and selena gomez pooped on justin beavers face and turned into soot and exploded... nope still not as good as this story...:fluttershysad:

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