(Warning: Contains mild to heavy swearing, which is VERY NAUGHTY and should not be read by anyone under the age of 300.)

For some of us, landing in Equestria would be nice. For others, a dream come true! But has ANYONE thought about the consequences of travelling between alternate universes!? You can't just get hit by a car, or invent some sort of machine, and expect to wake up in Equestria all fine and dandy! Well, you'll lose your memory of course, as is the tradition of a human arriving in Equestria, but other than that, you can't expect to wake up in Equestria fine and dandy! God! Do you know how hard it is to travel between dimensions?! And don't even get me started on the side effects! Oh boy, you do NOT want to get me started on the bloody side effects!

Actually, that's the whole reason I'm here. To tell you just how severe the side effects are. With ponies. And Humans. In Equestria. Well, just one human, but still. A human. IN Equestria. Who learns that it is NOT a good idea to visit Equestria without protection!