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Twilight's Princess Coronation has gone without a hitch, the young unicorn turned alicorn finally achieving her destiny. But it seems not everypony is too happy about that fact... Cue the radical new group, P.A.T.A. Can Celestia bring order back to Equestria?
This is meant as satire, and is NOT a Twilicorn hate fic.
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waiting for the new chapter......
Golden.
Upvote and fav!
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Thank you!
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I do have to wonder, though, if some my down-votes are from people who think I've written this as an actual hate fic.
*sighs* This is 'Brass Pony: Cloppers' all over again... 
2061741 I don't read clop. Ever.
2061797
It's.
Not.
CLOP!
It's a satire about the brony community, cloppers, and people's views on cloppers.
That was the problem I said about... people misconstrued it as something completely different to what it actually is.
2061969 Sorry.
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I'm not into clop either.
It's OK, sorry I came off as angry.
I know me either ( This plus listing to This Day Aria is PERFECT!)
I must say, when I saw the title my gut reaction was "Oh great, another person whining about Twilight becoming an alicorn." I am quite glad I read the description and didn't instantly down-vote this, I would have been missing out. Here, have an up-vote!
Awsome, I would join P.A.T.A in a heart beat! Awsome, cant wait for the next chapter!
And Im glad to find other bronies who dont clop/clop-read, thank Celestia, I was starting to think I was the only one! 
(Wow did that come out weird 
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When chapter 2 gets released tomorrow... try reading it alongside the Grand Galloping Gala song.
You will understand what I'm talking about.
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Yes, not to be egotistical but I feel that at least a couple of my down-votes are from people who assumed some kind of childish hate-fic.
Again, as I said before, much like the misconceptions I received when I wrote 'Brass Pony: Cloppers'. (Though I guess I was asking for it with that one!)
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Weird to think that non-cloppers are a minority? Judging by how ridiculously popular clop-fics get on this site I'm under no delusion that A LOT of bronies are into clop. I can remember when I posted my first fic on this site, and its view count was slaughtered by two mature/sex fics that happened to be released at the same time. I was livid!
Ok that should be AWESOME! Thanks!
YOU PROSESTERS WHY U NO LIKE TWILACORN
I swear, when I read P.A.T.A., I wanted to play drums while leading my army of eyeballed warriors. PATA PON DON CHAKA!//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applejack_lolface.png
Seriously though, I'm more or less "meh" concerning the Twilacorn thing. The last episode with Discord got me really worried, but it ended up quite well. If they pulled that out with such a risky premise, I trust them with the Twilacorn thingie. As for the rest, this story might help them.
I think this deserves a random tag as the amount of meta is pretty high.
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It wasn't the original plan, but once I had the idea for 'at the protest' I simply couldn't help myself.
I think perhaps you're right...
It's a shame there isn't a separate rating system for my fics. Going from:
Slightly silly -------> A bit nuts -------> Mad as a flannel -------> Stark-raving bonkers
It might be something I should implement...
I expected more, well your lyrics are soooo random!!!
This is a good idea. Do not disappoint me. Or I will find you, and I will make you rewrite it.
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Not really, But I'm serious. Do not disappoint me.
Oh dear this should be funny.
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*Trembles* But how do I find out I've met your expectations!?
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Oh you'll know... You know. You just keep with it. That's all I ask.
Somehow song just was "daaaym, that's a good one
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Huh. I like where this is going.
I loved this fic you pretty much nailed the brony reactions. And you managed to put actual humor and a decent plot in the same chapter. I liked every chapter despite reviewing only this one
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I am very glad to hear that.
It makes me smile to know that I've written something that people have enjoyed. (I actually had to rewrite the entire finale. I initially wrote about an opposing group who enforced Alicorn Twi, but in the end it just wasn't very funny. So... I scrapped it)
P.S. Is it ironic that this fic has some of the most positive reception comments-wise but has the worst up/down vote ratio of all of my stories?
2148012 .... My reaction wasn't like this. Sure i'm still pissed but i'm no shipper, which what most of these conplaints were.
Also this story in a nutshell. i.qkme.me/3qbvnx.jpg
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Then just go on as if unicorn Twi is the real Twilight.
The main point I tried to make with that last chapter is that it's fine to love/hate Twilicorn so long as you're not an a***hole. I think too many people on the internet are basically saying "if you don't like Twilicorn then you're not a brony and/or you should STFU because you're stupid!" There is no right or wrong answer; it's all personal opinion.
Sure, I've taken the piss out of the haters in this fic, but if other people really don't like Twilicorn, who am I to say that they're wrong? If it wasn't for the idea that you're in a 'fandom' people wouldn't care if you stopped liking a show. And yet, places like memebase are filled with self-righteous ***** who think that liking Twilicorn somehow makes them a better person.
2148176 Oh don't talk to me about memebase, i stopped going on MLB because of all those people.
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Amen to that!
2078477 I won't settle for anything less than stark-raving bonkers!
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Then you should be reading Equestrian Roulette and Brass Pony: Cloppers.
Honestly... PATA is only just above 'A bit nuts' on the Ficta Scriptometer. Even my upcoming fic 'Can't Sleep... Luna Will Eat Me...' won't register at 'stark-raving bonkers' levels.
Someone please sing that song and put it to clips from "Ponyville Confidential".
This was a pretty funny read. I really liked how over the top you made the protestor and the song 'art of the press' really display why I hate those creatures and never portray them as nice people( and make them explode.)
I thought it was clever. Upvoted! :)