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    • Sleeping in the Light
      DS Ana Kelso discovers a certain pink party pony asleep on her car 50 years after her supposed death

      77,579 words · 2,331 views · 223 likes · 15 dislikes
    • The Parliament of Dreams
      In a world where no one gets cutie marks anymore, what happens when a young unicorn gets one?
      80,912 words · 7,171 views · 290 likes · 34 dislikes
    • All Good Things
      Everyone remembers how Twilight Sparkle and her friends defeated Nightmare Moon and restored balance and harmony to Equestria, what everyone does not remember, however, was that this was not the first time that it happened.
      12,893 words · 454 views · 37 likes · 2 dislikes
    • The Emergency
      95 years in the future, the fight against communism rages on!
      25,445 words · 550 views · 53 likes · 6 dislikes
    • Tomorrow is Always a New Day
      20,643 words · 1,604 views · 47 likes · 6 dislikes
    • Once More unto the Breach
      16,760 words · 783 views · 34 likes · 4 dislikes
    • The Kindness of Strangers
      20,085 words · 2,778 views · 63 likes · 11 dislikes
    • To Each Their Own
      13,215 words · 1,311 views · 40 likes · 6 dislikes
    • Putting the Pieces Back Together
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    • Broken Record
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    Twilight Sparkle has fallen from grace, and now is a fugitive from the law. On the run from the Police Internationale, she sets out from the port city of Trotterdam on a five hundred kilometre trek to the distant city of Königsberg, while at the same time, trying to stay one step ahead of a ruthless detective determined to bring her to justice.

    First Published
    24th Jan 2012
    Last Modified
    12th Feb 2012

    Comments ( 68 )

    #1 · Chapter 2 · 69w, 21h ago · · ·
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    Great.....once she snaps the hay out of this and goes back to Equestria, she's going to be fairly ashamed of the outlaw she'd been made into.

    #2 · Chapter 2 · 69w, 14h ago · · ·
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    >>152893

    I'm pretty sure the whole "outlaw" thing will only be one thing she'd be ashamed of...:pinkiesick:

    #3 · Chapter 2 · 69w, 12h ago · · ·
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    >>153263

    I sort of included her giving it up for anything with a pulse in the outlaw lifestyle. At this rate, Ditzy Doo isn't the only pony that's going to end up getting religion.

    #4 · Chapter 2 · 69w, 12h ago · · ·
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    >>153425

    Just as long as that religion is the state religion. Celestia pays too much attention to Twilight for her to convert to nephitism.

    #5 · Chapter 2 · 69w, 11h ago · · ·
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    >>153435

    That's for sure....Twilight is an active threat to her power while Ditzy/Derpy is an nopony with a funny voice.

    #6 · Chapter 2 · 69w, 8h ago · · ·
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    Well Celestia can sleep tight knowing Twi is doing 5 to 10 somewhere in Europa when Luna gets back.

    #7 · Chapter 2 · 69w, 1h ago · · ·
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    >>153435

    Celestia REALLY went blind for a minute if she missed this one (unless it is assumed she knows :pinkiehappy:)

    Also, I just noticed something. Other than Fluttershy, Twilight is the most reclusive of the mane 6, and she has gotten more action in your stories by more... THINGS than any other character.

    Unless I forgot an encounter Vinyl Scratch had...

    #8 · Chapter 2 · 69w, 32m ago · · ·
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    >>155018

    Well. Vinyl's had a lot of partners...

    :pinkiehappy:

    #9 · Chapter 2 · 68w, 6d ago · · ·
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    May I ask, how does she hope to arrive in a city that no longer exists on another world?

    :rainbowlaugh:

    #10 · Chapter 2 · 68w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>155191

    It exists...

    Just not under that name in an official stance. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

    #11 · Chapter 3 · 68w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Manure just got real huh.

    Well adding a (or several) bounty hunters might be fun too? :trollestia:

    #12 · Chapter 3 · 68w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>155831

    yeah...until they want a larger cut. you dont know how many times ive had to explain to people how partners of mine ended up in positions they shouldnt be ably to bend in.

    #13 · Chapter 3 · 68w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>155831

    Pierre La Roche isn't the kind of pony to be relying on others for anything. He does everything himself.

    And as a result. Nobody likes him in the slightest. :pinkiecrazy:

    #14 · Chapter 3 · 68w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>155965

    This is probably why Octavia's "Vinyl Scratch is about to do something exceedingly stupid" sense is probably going off right about now. She doesn't know it but she's going to run afoul of a world-class hardpegasus.

    #15 · Chapter 3 · 68w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>155944  "work together until its time to get the pay :pinkiecrazy:"

    >>155965

    There's just so much one pony can do,and Twilight has by now probably connections in the underground at least through her dogfriend(no idea how to call it with a male dog heh )  

    And Pierre "La Coq" (thats who ill call him :rainbowlaugh: ) cant just flash his badge to get answers (or whatever he has) ,but since hes a hard ass i dont think he plays by the rules all the time hmm?

    #16 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 5d ago · · ·
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    a few mistakes ,but it seems that things are about to heat up. again.

    #17 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 5d ago · · ·
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    small typos :

    We need to leave, and we need to live now'.

    'He knows who my am, and we need to get out of here'.

    Other then that,looks like this will be interesting, ala "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?" lol

    #18 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Let's tote up what she has to live down when the dust clears: falsely accusing RD of cheating on her, fleeing the country, becoming a gun-runner/discount prostitute and international incident on hooves. It sort of makes this timeline's Ditzy's pretending to be a clueless, out-of-control simpleton because that's what everypony thought she was anyway look sort of harmless and cute.

    #19 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>159035

    I don't know, that first one wasn't her fault at all. Especially when you consider that Rainbow ADMITTED to Twilight that she cheated because Rainbow thought she did. Sure it was an illusion, but not false accusation in the way you mean really.

    ... but yeah, that's like me arguing that a mass murderer is innocent of jaywalking :rainbowwild:

    #20 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>159564

    I know....I just hope that she manages to beat the tar out of the jackass who sent her the accursed thing in the first place.

    #21 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>159660

    The book is magic, it sent itself. :pinkiecrazy:

    #22 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>160224

    Ooops.:derpytongue2: I forgot that it's an Artifact Of Doom with a will of its own.

    #24 · Chapter 3 · 68w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oh man, the trebuchet scene was exactly the comedy relief this story needed :pinkiesmile:

    #25 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>161535

    That's about the size of it..........

    #26 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>161791

    And we all know its the size that matters.

    #27 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Pierre La Roche must be a pretty chill guy to walk up to his prey and instead of attacking her, giving her warnings :rainbowderp:

    #28 · Chapter 4 · 68w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>165727

    He can't make the arrest. Like INTERPOL, La Police Internationale can't make arrests. Pierre just tracks them down and Local Police have to make the arrest.

    #29 · Chapter 5 · 68w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Great. Twilight is neck deep in trying to touch off a war and proud of it. I hope La Roche is prepared for how far she's willing to go to not get separated from her booky-wook.

    #30 · Chapter 5 · 68w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Pierre's pretty full of himself, I'd like to see him do something before giving him credit

    #31 · Chapter 5 · 68w, 1d ago · · ·
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    "Its 3:00am. I'm going to refresh this page real quick, just to see what happened in the last hour"

    *refreshes page*

    "Oh look, a story I'm tracking just updated. I'm going to just see which one did"

    *checks*

    *Sees its this one*

    "... looks like I'm getting 30 minutes less sleep tonight..."

    #32 · Chapter 5 · 68w, 10h ago · · ·
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    Hmm, "dead wrong" might end up more literal then intended

    #33 · Chapter 6 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Hmmmm......the problem with Equestria is that its absolute monarch is a physical goddess. It'd be a fairly difficult thing to successfully overthrow Insane Luddite Egomaniac with Family Issues.

    #34 · Chapter 6 · 67w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Tonight is a good night. Not only did one of my favorite series update, but I got a lesson in grammar too :pinkiehappy:

    #35 · Chapter 7 · 67w, 8h ago · · ·
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    Well damn, worst detective ever.

    #36 · Chapter 7 · 67w, 8h ago · · ·
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    I have so many questions right now, I don't know if there is enough server space for me to type them all...

    #37 · Chapter 7 · 67w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>193449

    And if that was all real, oh yeah. But at the same time, I'm so confused. I'm guessing it was the book trying to get Twilight to get it back. But does the book work that way? Why would Pierre, the best detective, even do that!? Why is Monty back??

    *head explodes*

    #38 · Chapter 7 · 67w, 8h ago · · ·
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    >>165817

    HIATUS?!!

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

    Why Wheller?  Why?

    #39 · Chapter 7 · 67w, 8h ago · · ·
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    so we have Rarity: get stranded on prison island with the worst criminals of all, suddenly thinks all are criminals out to get her :raritycry:

    La Roche: Rapes his pray, how the hell did he even get away with such stuff if he did it in the past, or was Twilight special since shes a unicorn,former student of a princess of equestria.

    Monty is the god so just appearing around would be possible,but if he just pops the book out of nowhere then f*ck it hes fake.

    #40 · Chapter 7 · 67w, 5h ago · · ·
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    Well, at least she's separated from the book....for the moment....I hope.

    #41 · Chapter 7 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Inb4 Vinyl's group or Luna's group coming across the tome.

    #42 · Chapter 8 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    It's fairly easy to see why the Royals did suppress knowledge of the Precursors: they love their power. As for Twilight, I'm pretty sure that it's either Vinyl or Rarity that's woken her up now.

    #43 · Chapter 8 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    No memory of the past chapter? Nothing in the last chapter actually happened anymore (except their physical positions in the world)? I see what you did there... :rainbowwild:

    But yeah, I understand why Celestia needs to be removed, even if she does have a... reason for the way she is, but Luna? Either she is hiding something from everypony, or I missed something in the past few chapters...

    #44 · Chapter 8 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Pretty sure I remember Twilight saying she was simply using Heinrich to her needs, nothing more than that

    Or was that tome-brainwashed Twilight saying that and she really did love him

    #45 · Chapter 8 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I was a little confused at first as to how in the world Twilight could have developed feelings for Heinrich while under the tome's influence, but the more I thought about it, the more sad it became.

    That one sentence was more potent to me than any death in the entire series, including the death of Rainbow Dash.

    My question now: What's going to happen to heinrich :C

    #46 · Chapter 7 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·
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    WOO! floppy disk is back!:yay:

    #47 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Okay, her memories are 'gone' but that doesn't mean that she's out of the woods yet by a long shot. That's the thing about artifacts of doom that riff off the Nanoha-verse; they always come back to haunt a pony.

    #48 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>208485

    Please, if we know Wheller, something much more deadly and powerful is going to gain possession of that book.

    And I do have to say, for God-like beings, letting Heinrich keep his memories of the past two weeks (unlike Twilight) was either a major slip up, or the trolling of the century.

    #49 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    And the moral of the story is that Surprise helped:pinkiecrazy:

    #50 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>208500

    Point taken. After all, Ditzy isn't available for innocently dropping off cosmic horrors any longer and Raindrops is so clumsy, she'd probably destroy the thing so they needed someone reliable.

    #51 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>208526

    Not only did she help, but she helped THREE TIMES!

    >>208537

    Honestly, as much as this book scares me, I'm still worried about a few things, namely...

    1) The CMC selling technology, and what Celestia the Eternal Tyrant (trademark pending) is going to do as a response.

    2) Is Archimedes going to make a return? He was an interesting fella, and I don't see him disappearing forever.

    3) Legion is still alive, and from how I read it, Whirlwind could either be doing a mental battle with him/them, or is working towards a common goal. Either way, won't end well

    4) How is Twilight going to act when she finds out WHY she and Rainbow broke up?

    4a) Is Rainbow even going to go along with the relationship again (as it looks like atm), or is she going to go by what she said a while back, and not try to get back together because even if it wasn't an illusion, she still would've done the same thing?

    4b) How is Pinkie going to react to all of this?

    4c) Whirlwind and Rainbow are now in the same group. Where does THIS lead?

    5) That robot that Rainbow fixed while hiding in the missile base (forget acronym) is still flying around somewhere (forget if it had a name).

    6) Derpy/Ditzy, while being still part of the Nymphites, now has all the past life's memories. How will this change things for her with the group?

    7) Appleloosa (or whatever it is now) is still mad at the Nymphites about the whole "Ditzy going apeshit" thing. When does that hammer blow fall?

    8) While "order" is now Legion and atm, neutralized, "chaos" is still out there, just WAITING to have his memories returned.

    I could probably get to 10, but at this point, I think I'd be reaching. Either way, I guess you could say there are so many questions, so few answers :pinkiecrazy:

    #52 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>208567

    Wheller will address all those issues in the most heart-rendingly painful manner possible.

    #53 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>208577

    My predictions are that CMC are going to the moon, Archimedes is actually a serial killer, Legion is going to go apeshit soon, Twilight is going to turn into Murdershy when she finds out, Robot is going to destroy the moon via lasers (killing Luna and CMC in the process), Ditzy is going to go Spanish Inquisition style crazy, Appleloosa is already completely wiped out by a plague, and "chaos" is having sweet sweet love with Discord.

    Those make sense... right?

    #54 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>208594

    Well, maybe.

    #55 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>208601

    Don't like! You know that at least half of those could happen :pinkiecrazy:

    #56 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>208612

    And would probably be regarded as being examples of light comedy......

    #57 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>208613

    ... eyyup! :eeyup:

    #58 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Silly guys, you know all what wheller will do can be put in one sentence : "Shit will get real"

    Also, Celestia is as much of a tyrant as any other world leader, she does what she thinks is best ,but unlike most of the other world leaders  she does what she thinks is best for her ponies.

    If she was Tyrant she would just try to wipe out all other races, but shes content with keeping her ponies ignorant (and that way happy)

    Maybe then the other side gods would interfere rather then sit back ,eat popcorn and lol at the puny mortals killing themselves.

    Im talking about this new world celestia, the old world one was a asshole.

    I also think that we will see some more of Zecora, we still dont know why Celestia allowed her to live in Equestria, both old Tyrantlestia and new Overprotective mother Celestia.

    Also Chaos/Discord would be... gay incest since Discord was their father? :twilightoops:

    #59 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    well! everythings back to normal...for a few days i bet...

    #60 · Chapter 9 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>209343

    Seeing as chaos and despair is happening so often in equestria I'd say that the stillness and peace is anything but normal. Before this is over there will be mental breakdowns, if not from the insanity around them then at least from them not knowing what to do once their adventures is over for good and reality is turned back to peace and quite.

    #61 · Chapter 10 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    And so...  The fun begins.  Again.

    #62 · Chapter 10 · 66w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ... Okie Dokie Lokie?

    I'm surprised nobody looked at Pinkie with that one...

    #63 · Chapter 10 · 66w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Great. Cutie Mark Crusaders Enemies of the State. YAY????

    #64 · Chapter 10 · 66w, 1d ago · · ·
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    CMC moon explorers for EEVVVVEEERRRRRR will happen soon with how things are going :applecry:

    #65 · Chapter 10 · 66w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Out of the frying pan and into the fire of another burner adjacent to the original! :pinkiecrazy:

    #67 · Chapter 10 · 66w, 1d ago · · ·
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    well....fuck.:ajbemused:

    #68 · Chapter 10 · 66w, 13h ago · · ·
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    did Emerald Sparkle’s just say Okie Dokie Lokie?...brain damage maybe?!

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