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FLUTTERSHY: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FLUTTERSHY unit of your very own! To ensure that you use your new unit to the very best of his abilities and that you avoid painful, unexpected brushes with death, we've provided you with this manual.
WARNING: This unit loves animals and nature till breaking point. If you harm any innocent living thing in front of this unit, prepare for a world of pain. All necessary precautions you should take for your own safety are in this manual. Thus, we will not entertain any refunds, complaints or charges due to injury from your purchased unit.
Name: She responds to Fluttershy and Mama.
Age: Older than our PINKAMENA DIANE PIE unit
Place of Manufacture: Equestria, Cloudsdale
Height: Default pony height
Weight: Thin as hell
Length: ...Long enough for you to ride. As in sit on. Yes. Not whatever you're thinking.
Your FLUTTERSHY unit comes with the following accessories:
One (1) ANGEL BUNNY unit (These complimentary units will be cared for by your FLUTTERSHY unit unless she is in Psychoshy mode- see below)
Ten (10) random animal units (COLLECT ALL 100! EACH PACKET CONTAINS 10! ONLY 10 US DOLLARS PER PACKET!)
One (1) Grand Galloping Gala dress
And if you have the ELEMENTS OF HARMONY EXPANSION SET coming free with the (not free) MANE SIX BUNDLE PACK:
One (1) Element of Kindness Necklace
Programming
Your FLUTTERSHY unit is capable of doing the following:
Babysitter: Your FLUTTERSHY unit is programmed to be a wonderful mother to any life form. Baby units, animal units, your slutty cousin's annoying illegitimate child she had when she was fourteen- she can take care of them, no problem. However, if she goes into Psychoshy mode while babysitting, she will be... clingy. Contact us in case of any life-threatening situation.
Silent Killer: Even without sending the unit into an insane frenzy, you can easily transform your FLUTTERSHY unit into an effective assassin. If you, say, swing a genuine 100% tiger fur coat in front of her and said that it belongs to that stuck-up put-on-ten-pounds-of-make-up-per-day whore at school, you'll find her dead by the time you can say 'yay'. And best of all- no one will know. After all, your unit is so innocent and sweet! (However, if the crime is traced to you, we're not taking responsibility.)
Beggar: With that irresistible quivering lip look, even without the puppy eyes and tears this unit can evoke sympathy out of the most iron willed men. Purchasing many FLUTTERSHY units to use as abused beggars will be very healthy for your wallet.
Removal of your FLUTTERSHY unit from Packaging
Our FLUTTERSHY unit is the sweetest and least provokable of all units, but anyone could have a bad day. To avoid a severe case of Puppyeyeintus, we have compiled a list of more acceptable ways to wake up your unit.
1. Take the ANGEL BUNNY unit or any of the animal units and start playing with them. She will slowly creep out to join. Be gentle, and she will have a good first impression of you. She may even tell you her name in an audible volume. Recommended.
2. Bake some delectable vegetarian treats and make the smell waft over to the box. Your FLUTTERSHY unit will burst out before gently floating over to the table. She will devour the snacks eagerly, warming up to you. Also recommended.
3. Hurt any of the animal units. Their cries will force your FLUTTERSHY unit into Protective mode, making her kick herself out of the box and give the offender The Stare/a telling off and threats to tell the aforementioned person's mother/kill the culprit. Thus, it is recommended for your arch nemesis to do this.
4. Instruct any MANE SIX units to open the box. The sight of a familiar friend will coax FLUTTERSHY out of the box. However, if said MANE SIX unit has anything bad to say about you, prepare to die.
5. Write a love story between two trees and exclaim 'WOW, I WONDER WHO WILL READ A BOOK ABOUT THE ROMANCE BETWEEN TWO TREES'. Your FLUTTERSHY unit will be at your side in seconds and read your work enthusiastically, no matter how badly written it is. She will then compliment you on taking a 'different' approach to romance and offer to be your friend.
Reprogramming
After unpacking your FLUTTERSHY unit, you can reprogram her into any of the following modes:
Shy (Default)
Kind (Default)
Protective
Psychoshy
Sad
Horny
Gungirl (Locked)
Your FLUTTERSHY unit comes in Shy and Kind mode. She will be soft-spoken and attempt to be the best friend you can ever have, protecting everything that is nice to her. Anyone whom she likes will be treated as a great friend. However, she is also rather overprotective, though not as much as Protective mode. In Protective mode, which is activated by harming her friends, all traces of shyness is erased and she will immediately defend her friends with a meat cleaver. If you dare to hurt her friends in that mode, prepare to die. Again. Only in these modes can she use the Element of Kindness Necklace.
Psychoshy mode is the scariest mode FLUTTERSHY has, seconded only by Gungirl. She will be extremely clingy, hoarding and keeping all her friends in any enclosed dungeon/chamber/evil place of doom that they are incapable of escaping from. She will never allow any of her friends or 'children' to leave her, lest they want to be skinned alive as an example to the rest. To reset her back to default mode, you must let her see the error of her ways by showing the suffering her friends are going through. To get her IN this mode in the first place, you must make her become frustrated over animals not liking her.
Sad mode is activated by insulting or bashing FLUTTERSHY. She will immediately start crying and apologize incessantly. If a Default RAINBOW DASH unit is nearby, she will comfort your FLUTTERSHY unit back to Default mode if she did not see you criticize her. If the RAINBOW DASH unit DID see you, there is a 99% chance of a shitstorm that's coming right at you.
During the mating season for horses, FLUTTERSHY will automatically go into Horny mode. In this mode, she forces all pony units, mare and stallion alike, to ride the living daylights out of her. Since she is incapable of becoming pregnant until further advances into the science of robotics, she doesn't care about trivial stuff like condoms and safety. No unit is safe in this mode. She will even demand PRINCESS CELESTIA to engage in sordid activities with her. If left alone with any young and attractive humans in this mode, they will be met with not-so-educational enlightenment about bestiality. It is recommended for you to reset her CLOCK programming every time the mating season draws close. She tends to wear her Grand Galloping Gala dress while in this mode to appear more attractive.
Your FLUTTERSHY unit's Gungirl mode is only activated when her closest friends declare war against any common enemy. At first, FLUTTERSHY will try to convince her friends to settle the matter without violence. However, once one of her friends are hurt, all hell will break loose. She will have a warm smile implanted on her face, happy she is helping her friends by killing. She will carry the same smile while firing a shotgun. Otherwise, she acts just like default, though she is stronger and less shy, willing to stand up for herself and shoot the shit out of you. To reset your FLUTTERSHY unit, you must contact us. We will send a team to resolve your war and reset all units.
Relationships with Other Units
RAINBOW DASH: Having been to flight school together, FLUTTERSHY is quite close to RAINBOW DASH. RAINBOW DASH also tends to take the role of protecting your FLUTTERSHY unit from any harm. RAINBOW DASH also helped your unit get her Cutie Mark, so she is quite close to her.
MANE SIX PACK: While RAINBOW DASH gets a special mention for being quite close to FLUTTERSHY, your unit treats the rest of the MANE SIX PACK equally. They are all her great friends, and she will stick with them to the end. The chance of romance between any of them is high if any of the units take the initiative.
ANGEL BUNNY: This unit is her 'baby', and she will pamper and spoil him incessantly. Dare to touch him and your face will be introduced to her two hind hoofs. Same goes for other animal units.
Cleaning
Your FLUTTERSHY unit will clean herself, but she won't mind if you shower with her, though she will be more shy than usual.
Rest
Your unit will sleep regularly at 9pm in your timezone and wake up at 6am. Nothing comes in her way when it comes to sleeping. Nothing.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Why are there moans coming from the other room?
A. Is your unit in Horny mode? If so, save the poor victim that your FLUTTERSHY unit is screwing with.
Q. Why did my FLUTTERSHY unit just kill some of her animal units?
A. Congratulations! You have unlocked her Psychoshy mode! Now get the hell out of there.
Troubleshooting
Problem: Instead of a adult-sized FLUTTERSHY unit, you received a small and shrunken down FLUTTERSHY unit which does not have a Cutie Mark. She tries to fly but always fails horribly.
Solution: Whoops! We sent you a FILLY FLUTTERSHY unit. This unit is a weak flyer and not yet introduced to the wonders of the ground. We can switch her for your ordered unit if you contact us.
Problem: Your unit has taken to writing tree romance stories as a hobby, and it's leaving all readers scarred for life.
Solution: You used Method 5 to get her out of her packaging, didn't you? There is no known way to reverse this except for a full system reboot. Contact us if you really can't stand stories of trees caressing each other in inappropriate places all over the house.
End Notes
If treated with kindness and love, FLUTTERSHY unit will be a wonderful companion! We wish you luck!
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Problem: Your unit has taken to writing tree romance stories as a hobby, and it's leaving all readers scarred for life.
Solution: You used Method 5 to get her out of her packaging, didn't you? There is no known way to reverse this except for a full system reboot. Contact us if you really can't stand stories of trees caressing each other in inappropriate places all over the house.
I.. don't know what I did, but it must have been method 5 apparently. I couldn't find that section in the manual. Oh well. I least I can stomach these.... *reads one* Oh Celestia, what have I done?!?!
I'd like to file for a full system reboot. Please... HURRY!!!
..........
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TAKE EVERYTHING AND GIVE ME THAT FLUTTERSHY UNIT!
Have a nice day my good sir.
>>155334 Has your FLUTTERSHY unit undergone a color change recently to a greyer shade? If so, a DISCORD unit has come into contact with her, and you may need either a full system reboot, or the rest of your MANE SIX units, specifically the TWILIGHT SPARKLE unit, to fix this. Best of luck!
>>155334 You left her alone with your DISCORD unit, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!!
That aside, I think we'd be hard-pressed to find a brony here that would actually take the manual's advice to reset her clock during mating season. xP Also Sonic Warrior, I am jealous of you now. Lord I am awful.
To the author: you might wanna say "interspecies coitus" instead of "bestiality;" as self-aware beings that can give consent like humans, the word is a grave insult to their autonomy.
Neither of their manuals Listed a "Flutterbitch" mode nor did they give any warnings about the interactions between the two units.
Seeing as how no disclaimer was given for this mode and that I have received several bodily injuries from "Flutterbitch", I feel that I am in the right to sue the company. Are there any lawyers out there who would take the case?
Thank you for these informative guides. Also I have some issues with my TRIXIE and SPITFIRE models, the former having locked herself in the bathroom sobbing and the latter is just lying on my couch watching TV. I think the reason for the formers behavior is the lack of her SHOWMARE'S CAPE AND HAT that didn't come with her. Can I order replacements for that? I have no idea what's wrong with the other one.
The FLUTTERSHY unit is working just fine, but the ten random animal units are giving me trouble.
I don't know if anyone feels like trading, but I got;
1. Howler Monkey
2. Copper Head Snake
3. Hammerhead shark (I have to keep that in my bathtub)
4. Flamingo
5. Ursa Major (double checked with my vet, it's a major)
6. Black Widow Spider
7. Electric Eel
8. Bengal Tiger (unfed, mind you)
9. Capybara
10. Pony (which makes no sense)
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I've got a TWILIGHT SPARKLE model, but I think the manual got lost in shipping somehow. Anyone know if it's safe to get her to read fiction, I'd love to have someone to discuss fantasy/sci-fi books with.
Also crossing my fingers for a release of the PRINCESS LUNA model, she's best non-mane 6 pony imo and she should get along great with Twilight right?
Uhm.. question?
My FLUTTERSHY unit has been incessantly asking for peanuts.
I really have no idea what to do, and if I refuse to give her peanuts my RAINBOW DASH unit yells at me. The only way to solve it seems to be distracting her with my APPLEJACK unit and rushing out to buy some peanuts to give my FLUTTERSHY unit.
She doesn't even eat them.
What do? 
Ya...
This would have been helpfull about a week ago.
P.S I found another way to stop her in the following modes: Psychoshy,Sad and Horny.
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Good day.
Did your FLUTTERSHY unit take the beggar in out of kindness or more sinister motives? If it's the latter, just shove some food in his hand and throw him out after forcing him to write a sweet farewell-but-I-dream-to-see-the-world letter to your unit while being held at gunpoint. Make sure your unit doesn't see you do this.
If it's the latter, you must test it. Offer to send the beggar to the doctor on front of your FLUTTERSHY unit. If she freaks and clings to him while chanting 'youwilllovemeyouwillloveme' your unit is definitely in Psychoshy mode. It's advised to contact us if it's the latter since a human life is involved. You may still be able to convince the beggar to convince your unit to let him go with a sweet and sensitive quote from a romance novel (Just not Twipony. Twipony isn't literature anyway).
My unit has gone full flutterbitch. So far, I have been soaked, pushed, shoved, body checked, kicked, and bucked. My right eye is swollen shut, I have three cracked ribes, and I'm pretty sure my arm isn't suppose to bend that way. There was no warning given about the existence of this mode and she won't let me get close enough to do a system reboot. I'd rather settle this matter outside of the court, so all I'm asking is compensation for my medical bills and the leave of absence I'm going to have to take from work.
I think my FLUTTERSHY unit may have a defect. Is she supposed to have a perpetually erect penis as long as my forearm? I didn't read about any such additional accessories in the manual. Other than that, she doesn't seem to be any different from the normal default modes ... with the except of her rubbing up against all the low standing furniture and most guests, and sometimes I wake up to find her uncomfortably close to the bed ... staring at me. But the kids love her and she seems to be a wonderful companion. I'm sure this is probably a misunderstanding on my part, and can easily be corrected with the proper advice and care.
I want to thank you again for providing a quality product to serve my babysitting needs. 
So i got this Big Mac unit... and i got to keep it in my room because all the other units are in horny and are trying to get in here... can you send a team to help beacuse i cant even open the door without a shotgun... please if you can send a team would be great for real... i would appreciate it a lot... seriously... food its running low...
She tested positive for PHYCHOSHY and I am unable to convince the beggar to leave. He claims, and I quote, "She's my b**** and I'm the king of this castle, so you can get the hell out" and proceeded to kick me out of my house. My grandmother is living with me and I fear for her health. I require a team of your experts a.s.a.p. Help will be greatly appreciated.
"If left alone with any young and attractive humans in this mode, they will be met with not-so-educational enlightenment about bestiality."
I'm fine learning about bestiality, especially if it's with Fluttershy. *Still tinkering with system clock to set her in horny mode.*
Yes! I've wanted a FLUTTERSHY ever since I was a little girl! *recieves stares all around* Uh... I mean boy... I'm a dude... eh, it doesen't matter now! I've got a FLUTTERSHY, and I can't wait to play with it! *drops it in a mud puddle* ... why is there a mud puddle... it's winter... uh... can I get some type of warranty on my FLUTTERSHY? Or, if I kept the receipt, can I return it?
`I think I need a new one...
You sir, are a god among man. Also: FILLY FLUTTERSHY unit?
I WANT AND I NEED IT !
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Q: I don't recall ordering a Fluttershy model and yet one has arrived on my doorstep anyway. While I don't mind the free shipment, now I have more squirrels and chipmunks in my back yard than I can count, and she became rather irritable when I explained poke'mon to her. She understands that it's just a game, but she's taken all my games that involve animals away from me as a result.
Any suggestions?
>>155535 Your unit is from the cancelled FUTASHY line, customer service no longer supports complaints, however you can be sure she´ll always ask before getting into your comfort zone, if you´re of legal Age take it like you are. if you aren´t get yourself a ROYAL GUARD unit.
Idea: Re-read this with the voice of Cave Johnson in your head.
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Hello, I have a question, I accidently locked my HORNY FLUTTERSHY unit with SWAGMASTER BIG MAC unit, and now I can't turn SWAGMASTER off my BIG MAC unit. There are so many free units coming to my house! I have fourteen gay stallions all raped by HORNY FLUTTERSHY, and I wake up covered in fillies because I sleep with my SWAGMASTER BIG MAC. No homo. HES SO FLUFFY. Also, my TWILIGHT unit has gone insane from SWAGMASTER BIG MAC's rejections that she has gone JACK-SHIT INSANE TWILIGHT, and is trying to team up with my DISCORD, trying to turn my PINKIE PIE into PINKAMENA, and she is slowly turning my HORNY FLUTTERSHY into HORNY PHSYCOSHY. God help us all. Wait.... No... my CELESTIA unit has turned MOLESTIA! LUNA, no! you will not turn LUNAUGHTY!
hehehe! I baught a FLUTTERSHY unit (first!), and coaxed it out of the box using the 'tree fanfic' option, however she got wet during a routine check-up, and now the default modes have swapped to 'Horny' and 'Protective' (I managed to disable 'flutterbitch' and 'Gungirl entirely).
so what did I do? Toys and a high-def video camera. Brazzers here I come!
Quite funny I must admit. Would you be so kind as to write the Celestia manual next, please? I have a party to plan soon and I need a moderate prankster and a good conversationalist and I have heard this unit is perfect for that... I even have a quite luxurious bedroom for this unit and I may even get the Luna unit next.
customer support does not take responsibility for things YOU SHOULD OF SEEN COMING.
however i recommend an EMP-Strike followed by a full reprogramming to defaults(should happen automatically after the Units get their power back on)
if the given advice doesn´t work call......... nevermind i got nothing
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