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Man, was last night great. Even with my mom's little, um... intrusion, Dash and I still had loads of "fun" together *wink*.
Something beautiful happens in this world
You don't know how to express yourself so
And lonely island
You just gotta sing
I just had sex
And it felt so good
I wanna let me put my penis inside her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not having sex ways of the past
Anyway, while last night might've been awesome, this morning is gonna be awkward. I can't believe my mom walked in on me doing my marefriend. My parents have never even seen me kiss a mare outside the family, let alone even THINK we would be doing that.
Ugh, I'm not looking forward to that breakfast.
My only other worry is that if they could hear the squeaking of the bed, what about Haily and Dark? Oh Luna. Why?! I don't need my sister hearing that and I definitely don't wanna give Dark something to use against me. Oh well. At least unlike him, I've gotten laid.
Oh well. If I don't get up now, then I only risk mom coming in to wake us up and deal with the awkwardness right now.
I open my eyes and see Dash soundly sleeping. Aw, she's so cute when she's sleeping. I'd hate to wake her up, but at the same time, I haven't done that special way to wake her up since just a few days after we met.
I take a deep breath as I get next to her face. One, two, three...
"RAINBOW DASH! WAKE UP!"
She yelps in surprise as she jumps out of thebed. Her face turns red with anger as I sit and laugh. "Not cool!"
I stop laughing as I reply. "Aw, come on. You haven't let me do thay in so long. I was just missing waking you up our special way."
She growls. "Youre a flankhole."
"I know." I get up from the bed andhive her a kiss on the cheek as an apology. "There, am I good now?"
"Well, I guess. You're lucky you're cute."
"Cute, am I?"
"Did I say cute? I meant pathetic in a cute way."
"Ouch. That hurts."
"So does being spooked awake."
"Point taken. Anyway, last night was awesome. Looks like flying isn't the only thing in Equestria you're the fastest at."
She blushes a bit. "I'm gonna kill you, you know that?"
"Well, while that was good,I still feel really awkward about your mom coming in. Breakfast is gonna be a bit weird."
"You're telling me. She's MY mom. It's gonna be the worst on me."
We exit the room together and step out into the hallway. We sniff the air as we can smell breakfast already made. Celestia, I love mom's cooking.
Dark steps out of his room and gives us a knowing smile. "Morning, you two. Have fun last night?"
"I-I have no idea what you're talking about." I lie.
He laughs. "Don't play dumb. I could hear all the rutting from you two all night."
He walks off to the dining room, leaving Dash and I blushing. We shake it off and go join the other ponies around the dining table.
"Morning, kids." my dad says.
"Morning." we both say.
Haily giggles at us. "Sleep well last night?"
I sigh in defeat. "Was it really that loud?"
"Yes." they all say.
Just then, mom comes out, holding the breakfast on her back. She's pretty good at that. "Good morning, everypony." she says.
Dash, her, and I look at each other and immediately start to feel uncomfortable. This is probably the most awkward I've ever felt. She goes around the table, dropping everypony's breakfast infront of them. Passing by me and Dash, she doesn't even look at us from the sheer embarassment she feels. We don't look at her for the same reason.
She takes a seat and we all start eating, the blue pegasi in the group eating more slowly and sharing awkward looks. Yeesh, this is really weird.
Haily looks at us suspiciously, trying to figure out what's going on. Pretty soon she puts two and two together. "You walked in on them, didn't you?!" she says to mom, laughing afterwards.
All three of us start to blush furiously in response.
Dark starts laughing outloud. "Hahaha, no way! I was wondering what that scream was about!"
"Well, I uh..." Raindrop tries to say. "Haily, you should know better to say things like that outloud."
"But it's just so funny! I can't believe you just walked in on the when they were bu-"
"Alright, sorry." she says.
"No need to be ashamed, Blue." my dad says.
"What?! Who said I was ashamed?!"
"Nopony. Nopony at all. But I am happy for you, son."
"Thanks, I guess."
"Thundercloud." mom says.
"What? It's good that he finally got a marefriend. They have a perfectly good and healthy relationship."
"I suppose. But it is a weird feeling."
"They're just doing what couples do. Don't you remember when we first started going out?" he asks her, leaning in close.
She smiles at him. "Oh, you know I do. That was a wild time. You really know how to treat a mare."
She giggles as he purrs at her. "What do you say I show you a good time tonight?"
"Oh, Thunder." she says seductively.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
"Okay! Before I lose my breakfast, anypony got any ideas on what to do today?" I say, interrupting them.
"Yeah, I've got one." dad says. "How about you four come down to the weather factory? I'm sure that could be lots of fun."
"Weather factory? Sounds good to me." Dark says.
"Are you really sure you want to let Dark around such important work?" I say.
Thundercloud chuckles. "Yeah, I'm sure he'd love to. You've never seen the factory, right, Dark?"
"Nope. Not even pictures."
"Then it's settled. You're all coming to the weather factory with us."
Oh joy. I'm sure nothing bad could happen there.