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Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
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Your sick ideas will always make my day.
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Thanks you sir, Jerry a lot!
I am both horrified and happy that you exist, bringing us this... I'm not sure what this is, but.I'm glad it is at all.
The legend is reborn in the third exciting installment of...
BERRY PUNCH THE INSECT FUCKER!
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Sooooo excitement!
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I'll get a mop.
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Sorry, just a random question, but your picture is Diabolic Tutor, am I right?
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You are correct.
I don't understand, but I appreciate it.
More?
This is a terrible idea.
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No you.
This just proves that everything is possible.
The fact that I dislike insects makes this story hard to not dislike.
I'll just let it be...
*walks away slowly*
2872299 NO U
So is this how the flutterponies were created? And for that matter, the sea ponies? From Berry Punch CaptainKirking her way through the biosphere?
im not going to read this for the sole reason that i have a pet praying mantis and centipede and i dont want the image of a hose fucking them in my mind
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Why you gotta dislike cute little insects?
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Oh no you di'int! I know you're not given' me sass!
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Reading this would probably help you bond with them. You'll be able to see them in a whole new light.
2874615 Gurl, who you think you talkin' to? YOu ackin' cray-cray, 'cause you know you dun want none o' dis!
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Bitch pls. You best not mess, or I'll give you a fat lip!
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Would it help if the pony was anthro so you could imagine them with a human instead?
this is arguably the most historically offensive thing i have ever read.
2876580 we seem to share opinions, do you agree?
this is arguably the most historically offensive thing i have ever read.
2876580 we seem to share opinions often, do you agree?
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You mean the King thing or the bug thing? Or just in general? The brief history lesson just made me laugh. The bug-fucking... ... such a weird, weird boner.
As for in general, I'd have to say "hell if I know" on account of I rarely remember the conversations I have for more than a few hours. I remember talking to you and enjoying the conversation, but I don't remember what we talked about. Though if you entertained me for any length of time we must have got on well enough. At least I can't see putting yourself through that otherwise.
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in general. shot by booth, bug three-way, ponies, king... thinking of it makes me sure every history teacher 'round the world collectively shivered in pain...
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Do you know nothing about history?
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John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln, James Earl Ray was the assassin of MLK. MLK was a pool playing badass, he never would've watched MLP (aside from the time gap), and men in black didn't come out for a few good years so alien/bug sex wasn't normal outside of the trekkie fandom.
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. I wrongly assumed that bronies liked jokes (which was a stupid assumption since every comedy gets a ton of down votes). Not even I like insex, so I imagine MLK, being a respectable person, probably didn't. Then again, he could have some strange fetishes. The world will never know. I wrote the original of this entirely because I thought it was funny, and I decided to finish the trilogy because I got a laugh out of it.
Psh, of course I know all that. I made the description inaccurate on purpose
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oh, bronies like jokes, as do i, but i'm also very different from that type of comedy. i also like to smother my emotions in favor of more time for logical thoughts and processes. i literally take pride whenever someone says i am emotionally dead.
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I'd have to disagree and say that the majority of bronies can not take a joke.
I find humor in pretty much everything as, like you said, I like to think logically and not take things too seriously. The fact that I wrote this awful story idea(which I tried to fill with jokes) is testament to that.
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Eh, some people are different.
this story deserves to be ridden for that description alone.....
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Dry your tears and maybe your boner will come back.
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Cool.
I'm bored too, We have a lot in common.
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I find myself unable to remove my eyes from those gifs . . .
I was skeptical at first, I'm utterly terrified of centipedes, but this was pretty funny, no, I take that back it was damn funny.
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Glad you think so. I tried
I don't think anyone actually likes centipedes... They scare me too.
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Centipedes are my favorite type of bird.
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I hate them. They're always chirping outside my window at 6 am
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Yeah, but I trained mine to chirp the theme to Contra.
Also sat sticker theory. Best headcanon.
Too bad it isn't yours.
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Impressive. I was under the impression that centipedes are only good for cooking. I guess I was wrong.
And I ninja'd the sticker idea from Chuckward(at least I assume he was the first to use it). I told him I was going to steal that idea last time I talked to him, and he didn't seem to care.
That is the most inspiring end to a story ever.
Bravo, motherfucker. Bravo.
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Thank you for providing us with this excelent clop material. You are now officialy one of my favorite authors ever, on the same level as J. K. Rowling and Tolkien.
Bravo you shameless motherfucking piece of shit, I envy and admire your boldness... I fucking loved this. Well done.
I don't have anymore cum left now.
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No more cum for the cum god?
I've seen weirder.
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Congrapes.
3394458 Gratusparkle.
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