Just removed the first chapter. You should be able to guess what's happened by starting at chapter 2.
The Matrix crossover with a lot of emphasis on the humour. First fic ever, only kept here for posterity, but apparently a lot of people actually liked it (?) so I'm a tad loathe to take it down.
Now take the red cupcake. I dare you.
20th Jan 2012
12th Feb 2012