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Stratocaster


Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

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After an embarrasing incident with Rarity, Spike is feeling weaker than ever. Now he desperately wants to make himself a stronger, braver, tougher dragon, through training in martial arts. But when he darns his first belt, he will soon meet a challenge that will forever prove himself as a warrior. Can Spike live up to the challenge, and find the dragon within? ...eh, we'll give him two weeks...

Chapters (8)
Comments ( 65 )

Reminds me of this one time I wrote a story about Bruce Lee in Equestria

Bruce lee in Equstria? Wow:facehoof:

Hmm.. kinda reminds of a Garfield episode where Jon tries to learn martial arts after being mugged in front of Liz.

And the favorites just keep piling up :pinkiehappy:

I was brushing my teeth in front of my computer because im to lazy to stand in fornt of the sing. Then I read the steamy staloon. I almost spit all my toothpaste on my laptop.

1961482 Dont you mean "Spike Lee"?:trollestia:

1978935 Aha, yes! I totally thought about that! :rainbowlaugh:

1981095 Please have Spike enumlate Bruce to a degree.

1981104 Don't worry, I will. :raritywink:

Well, thank Celestia that Spike didn't decide to learn Tail Kwon Leep.

Wait? How did Spike get that last hit? Also, didn't he win by not thinking like PInkie? What did he just learn?

2028684 Fluttershy let him get that last hit without getting herself slammed in the chest. Spike learned that by hiding his seriousness at first, he'll become stronger when he lets it back out. In a way, that's how Pinkie helped him out. :derpyderp1:

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Well, the sound quality isn't great, but this should get across what I mean:

2031596 That's hilarious! I can totally see Spike doing that. Boot to the head! :rainbowlaugh:

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Glad I could be of, uh, assistance. I guess.

... well, that settles it. Time to get pumped.

Not to mention that Spike is an assistant to the star pupil of Princess Celestia.

Wait... this plot sounds awfully familiar...

Just don't get too punny with the puns...:duck: Oh son of...:facehoof:

WTF RARITY ITS TIME FOR:moustache:

Spike or Fluttershy must win to save their friend Rarity or the Generosity of Harmony will be enslaved forever.

Yeah... Spike. I don't see you winning unless you gain magical powers or cheat. Wait, the place is made of bamboo and paper, just burn that mother down!

Spike. Racks. Disiprine! I can say it and not be racist cause I'm asian :pinkiehappy:!

Whoa.

It's time to really get pumped!

2100993 Just...give me...a moment...to catch...my breath! :rainbowlaugh:

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There, you see that? You're so pumped you can't even breathe right now.

Comment posted by Stratocaster deleted Feb 19th, 2013

And I'm back! :raritywink: Sorry for the long wait.

Don't trust him, Spike! It's a trap!

2226537 Yes, Spike, listen to Admiral Ackbar!

Will admit, Fluttershy's finisher was :rainbowlaugh:.

How lethal Spike wishes he was:

How lethal Spike actually is:

And he clocks it in a month later! Sorry for the wait. :applejackunsure:

Dun, dun, dun. Now Spike has to fight Yang in a hall of mirrors.

It's time to kick some ass :moustache:

Thank you for reading! By the way, sorry for the long waits for my story updates recently. Call it senioritis. But I hope you enjoyed this one as much as I enjoyed writing it. Now go out there and be a champion...or something. Thank you! -Stratocaster :moustache:

Finally Spike remembers he's a freaking dragon and can breath fire! Thank you!

In my head the whole fight.

At the end he just got Spike'd, Shy'd, and Tia'd. Is there an epilogue?

2535209 I think that ending was enough epilogue. All is said and done. :twilightsheepish:

2534908 Nah. Spike got the girl, beat the tar out of Yang, and walked away with a trophy full of gems. What more is there to say? :twilightsheepish:

2534927 Lol, I was thinking "Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!" :rainbowlaugh:

2537607 Any other stories coming up?

2537639 As a matter of fact, yes! I already got a couple of stories under construction and waiting to be published. Plus, I'll be bringing back 00J from hiatus. Yup, I got a lot on my plate! :twilightoops:

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