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    • U-Harmony
      Twilight's curiosity pushes her to go were no bookworm has gone before: On dates.

      17,938 words · 19,167 views · 865 likes · 24 dislikes
    • Tired
      Pinkie Pie reconnects with a few of her old friends.
      7,031 words · 3,839 views · 313 likes · 7 dislikes
    • Merely a Mare
      A tale of regret, redemption, and romance starring Luna, Applejack, Celestia, Twilight, and all their past mistakes.
      51,390 words · 6,604 views · 404 likes · 19 dislikes
    • In The Rain

      4,989 words · 4,491 views · 202 likes · 8 dislikes
    • Crumbling
      1,685 words · 2,039 views · 101 likes · 3 dislikes
    • The Three Notes
      3,509 words · 3,679 views · 123 likes · 5 dislikes
    • What Rarity Needs
      9,126 words · 4,698 views · 137 likes · 7 dislikes
    • The Cough
      1,044 words · 24,277 views · 430 likes · 34 dislikes
    • Forbidden Lovers
      3,423 words · 2,632 views · 84 likes · 5 dislikes
    • The Door
      2,794 words · 1,290 views · 36 likes · 1 dislikes
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    Twilight's curiosity pushes her to go where no bookworm has gone before: on dates. Dates with lots of unfamiliar (and not so unfamiliar) mares. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

    A parody of dating websites in general, named after eHarmony.

    First Published
    9th Sep 2011
    Last Modified
    18th Jun 2012

    Comments ( 408 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 93w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :raritydespair: :rainbowlaugh:

    Poor Twilight. WHY THOUGH WHY MUST YOU END IT RIGHT THEEERRREEE.

    Hurry before I go crazy with wonder :pinkiecrazy:

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 93w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh:

    Enjoyed it so far. Looking forward to more... I sense a trainwreck of a first date coming... Poor Twi!

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 93w, 1d ago · · ·
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    I like this Rarity. :raritywink:

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 93w, 1d ago · · ·
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    :twilightsheepish:

    Best Rarity portrayal I have read yet.

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 92w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Very nice portrayal of both Twilight and Rarity :twilightsmile:

    I'm looking foreward to finding out how her date goes

    #6 · Chapter 3 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Ebon Mane, I love you. :heart:

    #7 · Chapter 3 · 92w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Oh teh lolz. Great story man, keep up the great work.

    #8 · Chapter 4 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: that was great!!! Loving it so far keep up the good work :twilightsmile:

    #9 · Chapter 4 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·
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    :twilightangry2: poor Twilight , find her twin and fights her :trollestia:

    #10 · Chapter 4 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I lolled. So badly. I really should of saw that twist coming.

    #11 · Chapter 4 · 92w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    Guys, they didn't fight. Twilight and Dazzle just are into BDSM. Very kinky.

    #12 · Chapter 4 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This story is hilarious! Keep up the good work!

    #13 · Chapter 4 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I'm pretty sure Trixie's going to end up in the mix sometime soon. It has to do with her answer in the first chapter about stage magicians being better than mimes...

    #14 · Chapter 4 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This is hilarious, man. :rainbowlaugh: Pure comedy gold. I don't know what ridiculous situation you're going to get Twilight into next, but I'll definitely be watching to find out.

    #15 · Chapter 4 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Now THIS was a gem of a read. X3 looking forward to future installments!

    The waiter probably had the best line in the history of forever.

    #16 · Chapter 4 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·
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    That's right Twilight, f@#k 'em up, there can only be one!

    #17 · Chapter 5 · 92w, 1d ago · · ·
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    UPDATE GOD DAMMIT

    #18 · Chapter 5 · 92w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Poor Twilight; I think Rarity deserves to be alone until she can get over herself.

    Halfway through Chapter 1 I knew that Rarity and Twilight would get matched together. eventually  Even still, this remains one of the most refreshingly original and fun fics I've read.  Keep up the great work!

    :twilightsmile:

    #19 · Chapter 5 · 92w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ha, this may be my favorite chapter yet, even though it feels shorter than the others. I didn't look at the word count so maybe it is. And how is it that you made Twilight cursing sound so... sexy?

    Keep up the good work!

    #20 · Chapter 5 · 92w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Am I the only one here who thinks Twilight looks better than Rarity?

    #21 · Chapter 5 · 92w, 1d ago · · ·
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    >>4623 I think so too. Rarity's more glamorous, but Twilight's cuter. :twilightsmile:

    #22 · Chapter 6 · 91w, 6d ago · · ·
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    that is boss:trixieshiftright:

    #23 · Chapter 6 · 91w, 6d ago · · ·
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    from the message I kind of expected this to be a date with Luna, but Scratch is cool too.

    #24 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiegasp: Why Lyra!?!? How could you do this to Bon Bon!?! :raritycry: But seriously I'm lovin this story and Lyra freaking out and leaving had me laughing :rainbowlaugh: Keep up the good work!

    #25 · Chapter 3 · 91w, 6d ago · · ·
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    That was simply hilarious :rainbowlaugh: Better sleep with one eye open Twi :twilightoops:

    #26 · Chapter 4 · 91w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Lousy Expies/Captain Ersatzs. They never learn. :rainbowlaugh: This just keeps getting better and better :pinkiehappy::heart:

    #27 · Chapter 5 · 91w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>4623 No you are not.:twilightsmile: Twilight's adorkableness knows no bounds!!! :twilightsmile:

    #28 · Chapter 6 · 91w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Just when I thought Twilight was gonna have a fun date without anything awkward happening.:twilightoops: On a positive note thanks for getting me all hooked on the idea of TwiScratch :heart::pinkiehappy:

    #29 · Chapter 6 · 91w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Aw, man. I don't know if Twilight is seriously considering it or if she was just saying that, but I hope she doesn't accept. I'm not really into polyamory, but I guess I'd keep reading anyway if she did, since I hate to quit halfway through. I love the "sugar tits" line, though. :rainbowlaugh:

    #30 · Chapter 6 · 91w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #31 · Chapter 7 · 91w, 5d ago · · ·
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    lol :trollestia:

    Aaannnd a idea, the princesses have magic,sure it was intended for unicorns but hey their the gods around here so...

    #32 · Chapter 8 · 91w, 5d ago · · ·
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    awwww poor Trixie,so lonely  :fluttercry:

    Twilight got herself another stalker :twilightoops:

    #33 · Chapter 8 · 91w, 5d ago · · ·
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    The Great and Powerful Trixie, forever alone.

    #34 · Chapter 6 · 91w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Yay for the new pairing of TwiScratch.   I hope they make Scratch this awesome in season 2.  This story somehow just keeps getting better.  I <3 U-Harmony.  :twilightsmile:

    #35 · Chapter 8 · 91w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Poor Trixie.  Bad Twilight!  Don't hurt Trixie; she never meant to hurt you. :fluttercry:

    Twixie is still my fave pairing, even though it is necessarily a rocky relationship.

    I hope Trixie will be back in season 2.

    #36 · Chapter 7 · 91w, 5d ago · · ·
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    OH. MY. GOD. You sir, are brilliant. Brilliant!:heart:

    #37 · Chapter 8 · 91w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Aww, and I was kind of hoping this one would unexpectedly work out. The date's not supposed to start out with sex, Trixie! :trixieshiftright:

    #38 · Chapter 1 · 91w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    I love Rarity "accidentally" stumbling across Twilight's books hidden under the floorboards.:moustache:

    #39 · Chapter 2 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·
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    "Clop!":rainbowlaugh:

    #40 · Chapter 5 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·
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    For some reason I appreciate a serious part of this: just because two people - ponies - have compatible sexual orientations doesn't mean they will fall for each other. This is often neglected in shipfics and clopfics. Kudos!

    #41 · Chapter 7 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·
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    The first thing I have actually guessed would happen in this fic.:trixieshiftright:

    #42 · Chapter 8 · 91w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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    No, Twilight has no sense of foe-yay, and if I didn't know better I'd think Trixie reads tvtropes.:coolphoto:

    #43 · Chapter 6 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·
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    The reasons for match made me think it was Luna. :twilightsheepish: But Scratch is still so awesome! :yay:

    #44 · Chapter 7 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I could FEEL the awkwardness....:twilightoops:

    #45 · Chapter 7 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Oh my god, I laughed so hard.

    So, this thing is clearly being run by Celestia in order to troll ponies.  I am so delighted.  :derpytongue2:

    #46 · Chapter 7 · 91w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Y'know, I was thinking that the most awkward date would be one with Celestia.

    You have proven me wrong.  Well played, sir, well played.  :moustache:

    #47 · Chapter 8 · 91w, 15h ago · · ·
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    The tvtropes reference makes it worth it.

    #48 · Chapter 8 · 91w, 15h ago · · ·
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    Hmm... notice how twilight stuck around in the museum, which means both of them are still in the same building :trixieshiftright:

    #49 · Chapter 3 · 91w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Moon's taking one from Fluttershy's book it seems.

    #50 · Chapter 4 · 91w, 14h ago · · ·
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    It's gotta be Trollestia behind this. It just HAS to be.:trollestia:

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