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Lucres 5147

Joined July 2011
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    Lucres's Stories (5)

    • Ponies Play D&D
      Title says it all. Nerdy ponies playing nerdy games.

      29,563 words · 11,980 views · 641 likes · 23 dislikes
    • Cargo Cult
      /co/ satire. Twilight is lost in the woods and meets a strange tribe who seem to REALLY like ponies
      3,728 words · 1,408 views · 40 likes · 2 dislikes
    • Big Dragon
      April Fools Day contest entry. Pinkie's prank makes Spike grow huge, Twilight scrambles to fix him
      4,585 words · 1,916 views · 25 likes · 1 dislikes
    • In Search of Bighoof
      Filly Scout Scootaloo gets lost looking for a monster, and it's up to Fluttershy to save her.
      9,024 words · 1,391 views · 39 likes · 3 dislikes
    • The Big Rush
      5,398 words · 927 views · 10 likes · 1 dislikes
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    Act 6: Jack of All…

    Darkness engulfed the heroes.  The black void around them yawned away from their feet like a vast, unknowable chasm.  Wind rushed past their ears, or perhaps it was only the blood rushing through their veins they could hear in the deathless hush.  Had the crash killed them?  Was this the afterlife, or some place between worlds?  They attempted to speak, but only silence fell from their lips, and only silence answered them.

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    “Yeah, I got nothin’.” Applejack said with a shrug.

    “Wow,” said Dash, “that was pretty disappointing.”

    “Hey, I only played this goofy game once.” said Applejack, defensively, “What did you expect?”

    “I know you can do better than that, Applejack!” said Pinkie Pie, “Just think of something cool, then say it.  That’s how I do it!”

    “Okay, just give me a minute.” Applejack huffed, “It’s not like you gave me much to work with.  How am I supposed to follow a blimp crash?”

    The doorbell rang for the third time that evening.  “Oh, for crying out loud!” said Twilight as she got up to answer it.

    “It’s not like I mind having company,” she complained to no one in particular, “but since when did my library become Ponyville’s… social… hub…”  She trailed off as she looked through the door’s peephole.

    “What’s wrong?  Who is it?” Rarity said with sudden alarm.

    Twilight turned around, her face as white as a sheet.  She swallowed hard.

    “Mail’s here…”

    Comments ( 14 )

    #1 · 85w, 3d ago · · ·
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    OOOOOOOH no.

    #2 · 83w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :derpyderp2:

    #3 · 83w, 3d ago · · ·
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    Awww!

    :applejackunsure:

    I'll still feed you apples, AJ.

    #4 · 83w, 3d ago · · ·
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    "Mail's here" is the new "Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

    #5 · 69w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Brace yourselves, the shitstorm is coming

    #6 · 60w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Oh this should be good.

    #7 · 53w, 4d ago · · ·
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    o.O oh hell no! :rainbowderp:

    #8 · 52w, 5h ago · · ·
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    'Im baaaaaaaaack' :pinkiecrazy:

    #9 · 44w, 17h ago · · ·
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    shortest chapter ever? well, it isn't Applejack's fault.

    also, we're all doomed! :twilightoops:

    #10 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>15257

    You mean, "Heeeere's Derpy!", right?

    #11 · 43w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Aaahhw, hell no!

    #12 · 41w, 2d ago · · ·
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    A wild Derpy appears!:derpyderp1:

    #13 · 40w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Shit's goin DOWN!

    #14 · 14w, 4d ago · · ·
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2:

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