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Sneaky


What to do with my life now

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The innocent need protecting. That's why Hunter has come to Equestria! Well, he didn't actually have a choice. And would really rather be home. But still.
A fic starring a Navy SEAL and everyone's favorite cross-eyed blondie!

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 75 )

1909774
Thanks! :derpytongue2: Expect an update soon!

Not sure if this is supposed to be intentional, but you spelt the story's title wrong. 'Protector' is spelt with two 'o's, not one. :twilightsmile:

Not bad, I'll track this

Seems good. Im watching this.

1909899

Lol at first I thought you were either joking or trying to trip me up. I thought you meant spell it 'prootector.' But, further inspection proved you were right. Thanks for pointing that out.

1910988 No problem mate, glad to help.

i enjoy reading this

followin'

1909774 that profile pic fits your comment perfectly. :rainbowlaugh:

Sus

Well this should be interesting... :trixieshiftright:

*ka-follow!*

Will Ditzy ever finish her story? Will Sweetie ever get to be known as Steve? Does Sweetie kill somepony? All these questions and more answered next time on Derpy's Protector!

SPOILER ALERT: No, no, and maybe.

1914366
Did you know his name was originally going to be Steve instead of Hunter? I can't believe I remembered that considering I wrote this chapter over a month ago.

I hope you all enjoy chapter 2 as much as chapter 1!

Just wow.

We need more!

Derpy hugz are best hugz!

1916375
Hehe, I felt like I was going too far at that part, but I was laughing my head off while I was writing it.:rainbowlaugh: Don't worry, I don't think I'll get that crude again.

1916439
Expect more Derpy hugs, good sir!
(Are you purposely making your comment match your profile picture every time?)

1916564 Hooray~! More hugz!

(maybe)

1916564
I did not think you went to far. My comment was more about me having no wards for the ridiculousness that was in the chapter. If you want to make more jokes based on miscommunication then be my guest. Just try not to play it out.

He fucked her, the least he can do is sleep with her now. I just wonder how many fucks Twilight Sparkle will give to all of this.

Sus
Sus #23 · Jan 7th, 2013 · · · Hugs ·

Oh boy...
If Derpy ever tells her version of what happened to anypony, that's sure to raise some eyebrows. :rainbowlaugh:

Please tell me Celestia did not intend to point our hero, sidearm and all, at Nightmare Moon. Because that would just be cold.

Oh Derpy...Why you so adorable?:derpytongue2:

The adorableness of Derpy is Too much! :derpyderp1::derpyderp2:

(put positive comment here)

1973845

And to think I was afraid of this chapter being rubbish.:twilightsmile:

i like it:pinkiehappy: keep up the good work!

It should be noted that there is a modified version of the Heimlich for pregnant women. Then again, not so sure how it'd work on a pony...
I have to say, Hunter must be able to suck with the force of a typhoon. Things in the throat aren't dislodged that easily, and considering she was facing up so then he'd have to fight against gravity also!

1977945

I actually took those both into consideration while writing this. What I thought?

"Phuck it. This is a story where a man was teleported into a magical world of talking ponies through a lightning bolt, without any injuries besides the ones he sustained on Earth. Why can't he have super-suction lips too?"

I also have another more or less logical reason, but it takes a lot more explaining that can be done on an iPod.

I enjoy these comments though. It's a good point, and gives me the chance to explain myself. :raritywink:

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1914366

Oh lord. I just remembered now that I actually did name him Steve. :facehoof:

heysneakycanyougetmesomeofthosespygogglesplease.
(hey sneaky can you get me some of those spy goggles please.)

And if you don't hve one I'll give you party cannon and transport cannon. (type in the place you want to go get in and fire.)

"You must really like my fucks then, if you yell it that loud! Don't worry Sweetie, I'll fuck you all night if it keeps you from killing yourself!"

This just killed me litterly words came out and killed me because it was so funny.

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2075166
A party cannon AND a transport cannon?? I'll give you a google of goggles if you send me to the moon! Or better yet, send me to Celestia so SHE can send me to the moon!
2075228
I killed you? Oh man, you must be posting POSTHUMOUSLY then!! (I'm on a roll tonight :pinkiecrazy:)

Oh lord that name. That name.

HNNNNNNNGH! DO MUCH DERPY DAAAW!!!!!

*BLAM*

UGh....that would be heart #1 exploding.....

Why does Derpy have so much DAAAWWW!!!! :derpytongue2:

great chapter! keep up the good work:pinkiehappy:

it's awesome that you manage to write derpy so good and make her that cute:rainbowlaugh:

"He lets me fuck him a lot!"

i laughed so hard

2130309
while editing this, that line forced me to take a ten miinute break. lol

Slight edits made to the first chapter.

how many times am I going to use my cannon i this story and when is my spy suit will get to me Sneaky!!!!

"I got you a hundred-thousand bits from the royal treasury. Your argument is invalid." Can't..hic..stop lau..hic..laughing!!! hahahahahichahahahaha:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

2178130

I will find a place for your party cannon, as Celestia is my witness. Oh, and the suit? Yeah, after the Fluttershy suit incident, they took away all the suits. So sorry. The Earth's real nice from here, though.

Well I enjoyed it, this is a pretty cute story.

oh i hadn't realized that you wrote both close bonds and derpy's protector:pinkiehappy: well, can't wait til' you update them both then:twilightsmile:

2373222 That's funny, because I know you follow both. I actually recognised your name when you first favorited CB.

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