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Poultron 2559

Joined August 2011
418 followers

    Poultron's Stories (2)

    • Scootaletter
      Scootaloo writes a letter to Rainbow Dash.

      398 words · 1,973 views · 81 likes · 46 dislikes
    • Rarity's Lament
      Rarity has a bad experience, and
      1,000 words · 118 views · 23 likes · 24 dislikes
    First Published
    8th Feb 2012
    Last Modified
    10th Dec 2012

    Comments ( 182 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 69w, 6d ago · 4 · ·
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    best fic 2012

    gold star :applecry::applejackconfused::heart::rainbowderp::raritywink::twilightoops::yay:

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 69w, 6d ago · · ·
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    It... it's beautiful

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 69w, 6d ago · · ·
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    WAZZUP NIGGERS

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    U MAD, BRONY?:twilightangry2:

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Why did I read this?

    :rainbowhuh:

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    The twist at the end had me in stitches :rainbowlaugh:

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    uuuuhhhhh...huh... :unsuresweetie:

    #8 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Character development in this is superb! And the plot! When the radioactive lobster pony discovered that the blue sheep was actually her father and was hiding the equanox in his chest the whole time was better than the twist in Bioshock! Bravo, good sir!

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :facehoof:

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I thought characters were spot-on, and the conflict was intense! I never saw that double-cross coming.

    Can't wait for the next part!

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Possible... hack?

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    thanks

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Not hack as much as Mod's annoying each other i'd say.:applejackunsure:

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I'm a little confused. Is this a joke or did you just rage quit at knighty?

    Anyway, I'd like to say this story was very great. The word choice and grammar was wonderful and made me tear up. Also, plot development was never-ending and held me at attention till the last word.

    Thank you. Thank you for making me smile. :eeyup:

    #15 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    And yet, I've had stories not get through moderation.

    #16 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I LOVE HOW PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS DON'T GET IT YET

    ALSO: BANANAS

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    ALL OF MY LOVE

    ALL OF MY STARS

    ALL OF MY YES

    :pinkiehappy:

    #18 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    6/5, would read again.

    #19 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    i don't get it

    #20 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I guess I had to be in IRC to get this?

    #21 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Truly incredible. Were it anymore beautiful, mine eyes would be blinded.

    #22 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    What just happened? Did you guys had a fight or something? :trixieshiftright: or just plain annoyance.... :ajbemused:

    #23 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    10/10 nigga

    Write a sequel starring me and Terse

    #24 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    really looking foreward to the next installment of this under-sea epic inspired by Jack Caruak's novel "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace." The fact that you managed to keep Gandalf and Dobby in character speaks volumes about your musical skill. And that part with the lima beans and the car chase? Priceless!

    ~Oatz, Streamer/mod of Bronytv~

    #25 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>199108

    Cool story bro

    ~Cosmo, Advertising Faggot~

    #26 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>199111

    best comment 2012

    gold star :applecry::ajbemused::heart::rainbowhuh::raritywink::twilightoops::yay:

    #28 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This is quite possibly the best story I have ever read on FiMFiction.

    #29 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    What?:rainbowhuh:

    Good day.:moustache:

    #30 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    What the dick?

    #31 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    *Sniff* So beatiful. That part when the gigantic radioactive lobster pony was reunited with it's father gets me every time. 5/5

    #32 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>199111

    your all talentless faggots

    ~Commander, butt fucking master of Canada~

    #33 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    My main complaint is that it got a little predictable towards the end. The climax of the story was telegraphed at the very beginning, and came as no surprise. Other than that, it was very consistent, story-wise.

    #34 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #35 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    help

    #36 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>199178

    my main complaint is that you suck dicks.

    #37 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Glad to see that moderation is working... I've been waiting for 33 hours for my story to go through... and instead of mine, which might I add I spent 1 week on just one paragraph gets held up... because of this??? What the fuck dude... seriously this website is pissing me off so much right now...

    #38 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>199186

    stop bitching about your cartoon horse story being unavailable to the rest of us cartoon horse lovers

    #39 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Clearly a homage to the masterworks of Edgar Allen Poe. "Eyo knighty, eat a dick!" captures the same kind of hopeless despair as Poe's works.

    best fic on the site

    gold starred and tracked

    #40 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ BUT THIS IS MAGNIFICENT!

    #41 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I hope knighty sees this and creys.

    #42 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiecrazy: How did this pass the Mods I dunno...

    :moustache: 5 stars have a nice day my good sir.

    #43 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :ajsleepy::rainbowhuh::pinkiesad2::facehoof::fluttercry::raritydespair:

    TAW
    #44 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·
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    wef wef wef

    #45 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>199225

    He IS the mod.

    #47 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well guys, I quit. I've had a good run, but I'll never be able to live up to the standards this fic has set. This is the beautiful offspring of Herman Mellville and Woody Allen, with a hint of Bruce Springsteen sprinkled around the nose. Thank you for such a masterpiece, Poultron. And fuck you for producing something I'm not even worthy of scrubbing the shoes of.

    I guess... I guess I'll be leaving now

    #48 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 5d ago · 3 · ·
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    knighty dont edit story im the administrater of fimiftion dont edit

    #49 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·
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    MFW IT WAS TITLED EYO KNIGHTY I WANT YOUR DICK

    I HAVE NO FACE FOR I AM IN INTERNET

    #50 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 5d ago · · ·
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    seriously.... WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?! RUINING THIS SITE?! I cant imagine why something like this can be brought up :fluttershysad: Here we go.. Shy's gonna.... :fluttershyouch: oh no... :fluttershbad:.... Please dont... :fluttercry: There she goes....

    #51 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Anyone else notice there's one without an exclamation point?

    #52 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I will now procced to utter from my lips the classic internet phrase...

    #53 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Mind if I use select quoted from this masterpiece?

    PS. Has knighty seen this?

    #54 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 4d ago · · ·
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    This is just so beautifully  written, a true masterpiece that will last for the ages.

    #55 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 4d ago · 2 · ·
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    Tracked, faved, submitted for literary review.

    #56 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 4d ago · · ·
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    ^ WHAT THE HECK!!??

    #57 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I cry every time! It's just such a wonderful story! Bravo on you good sir!:moustache:

    #58 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 4d ago · · ·
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    I've read this and realised... I've just lost The Game.

    #59 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Man... What a twist. I...Oh man... You have changed my life... Have my babies?

    #60 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>205139

    >>205489

    I am the psychic. :rainbowhuh:

    #61 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 3d ago · · ·
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    My Little Dashie

    Past Sins

    A Bright New Midnight

    What Do You Do With A Drunken Unicorn

    A Fillie's Laughter

    Are NOTHING compared to this. A true word smith if I do say so myself, YOU WIN THE INTERNET :pinkiehappy:

    #62 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 3d ago · · ·
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    I like the plot of your story.

    #63 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 3d ago · · ·
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    A true masterpiece....keep up the ummm.......writing/swearing? :rainbowdetermined2:

    #64 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: I needed a good laugh.

    Remember class! Every sentence should have at least three curses.:derpytongue2:

    #65 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    i am so tracking this.

    #66 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>210570

    test reply 2: the reckonning is at hands

    #67 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>199111

    Its 'cause i was wanted to make it look like a professional comment because it was a troll comment retard.

    #68 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>210885

    Did you just call Cosmo a retard? WTF?! He's a great writer! :flutterrage:

    #69 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I liked the part where they all had sex

    #71 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 1d ago · · ·
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    ... Uh... Ah screw it, I'm just gonna treat this story like Pinkie Pie, and just accept it and not question it.

    #73 · Chapter 1 · 66w, 1d ago · · ·
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    .. FUCKING MAGNIFICENT. Seriously though, dafuq i just read?:applejackunsure:

    #74 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>210715

    it's a test reply

    #75 · Chapter 1 · 65w, 5d ago · · ·
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    best poultron 2012

    gold star :applecry::applejackconfused::heart::rainbowderp::raritywink::twilightoops::yay:

    #76 · Chapter 1 · 64w, 5d ago · · ·
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    test

    #77 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 3d ago · · ·
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    666 ( 666 )

    It's a SIGN! :rainbowderp:

    #78 · Chapter 1 · 63w, 17h ago · · ·
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    #79 · Chapter 1 · 62w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Wow. Best fic EVAR! Please make a sequel. OR! Maybe you can write a few more Fuck you. Or write "POULTRON IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN KNIGHTY EVEN THOUGH KNIGHTY IS AWESOME AND I SUCK" I support knighty. Dunno why. He just has a better username I guess. Seriously, how did you think of poultron?

    that is a serious question. I really want to know.

    #80 · Chapter 1 · 62w, 5d ago · · ·
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    #81 · Chapter 1 · 61w, 5d ago · · ·
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    What is this? I don't even...

    #82 · Chapter 1 · 61w, 4d ago · · ·
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    Still better than 15% of what gets submitted to the site.

    #83 · Chapter 1 · 61w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #84 · Chapter 1 · 60w, 5d ago · · ·
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    This is amazing. This is the best thing I've ever seen. Such a rich undercurrent of hidden meaning and existential pleading...it truly raises questions about our place in the world. An author such as I can only aspire to a fraction of the greatness that is this story.

    #85 · Chapter 1 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowhuh::pinkiehappy:

    #86 · Chapter 1 · 59w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Cool story bro.

    #93 · Chapter 1 · 59w, 3d ago · · ·
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    >>199183

    Send this image to knighty,then delete this comment :

    #94 · Chapter 1 · 59w, 3d ago · · ·
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    :pinkiegasp: It's not 1000 words!

    :trollestia:

    #95 · Chapter 1 · 59w, 2d ago · · ·
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    This story is so constructive and progressive that I feel obligated to favorite it.

    #96 · Chapter 1 · 59w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Fucking genius.

    Best fic I've ever read.

    #97 · Chapter 1 · 59w, 2d ago · · ·
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    ......Still a better love story then Twilight

    #98 · Chapter 1 · 58w, 5d ago · · ·
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    WTF

    #100 · Chapter 1 · 58w, 12h ago · · ·
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    This fic speaks to all of our souls, and it says.....

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