(Featured on Equestria Daily 1/8/13)
I'm Amber Spice, and I was Royal Chef to his royal highness Lanthanum, King of Unicornia. Was.
Now I've somehow gotten myself banished from the land, perhaps forever. Now how did I manage that, you may ask? Let's look back and see. I can't exactly sleep, so this isn't a bad way to spend my last night here.
Turns out a little bit of soul-crushing boredom, a tenacious and chaotically creative mind, and a tangent to launch off of form a dangerous recipe together.
And the result tastes like heresy.