EXPLOSIONS???

Mr. Torgue, a successful corporation eponymous who loves explosions and yelling comes to Equestria because Pinkie is bored. Ridiculous events follow.

Note: Written for anyone to read, assumes no knowledge of Borderlands 2 or its DLC. Contains heavy usage of caps lock that may cause a severe testosterone surge. Viewer discretion is advised.

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EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! · 31st Dec 2012 · 2,574 words
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AGGRESSIVE MARKETING! · 4th Jan 2013 · 2,876 words
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SH*T THAT'S A BIG ASS DRAGON · 21st Jan 2013 · 3,437 words
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I'M RICH BIATCH! · 2nd Feb 2013 · 5,358 words
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MR. TORGUE'S CAMPAIGN OF TEACHING EVERYPONY HOW TO BE A F*CKING BADASS!... IN 3D! · 6th Mar 2013 · 3,081 words
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LET'S GO F*CK UP PONYVILLE! · 22nd Mar 2013 · 2,812 words
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TOO MANY EXPLOSIONS · 2nd Apr 2013 · 2,526 words
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THAT TITLE IS BULLSH*T AND YOU KNOW IT! · 22nd Mar 2014 · 7,479 words
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DRUNK SCIENCE · 11th Aug 2016 · 6,722 words
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Riften Guard

Riften Guard #1 · Dec 31st, 2012 · 2 · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

IS YOUR CAPS BROKEN TOO?

Stoneificaunt

Stoneificaunt #2 · Dec 31st, 2012 · · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

lol

Roobydoo

Roobydoo #3 · Dec 31st, 2012 · 2 · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

THIS IS SO BADASS
EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITIUDE

CIA

CIA #4 · Dec 31st, 2012 · 3 · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

This fic is brought to you by Michael bay.
BAYSPLOSION!!!!!

shorty8597

shorty8597 #5 · Dec 31st, 2012 · 2 · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

Guess what? im pretty sure they are the same voice actors

AkTourettes95

AkTourettes95 #6 · Dec 31st, 2012 · · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

FUCK YEAH

Ponynator

Ponynator #7 · Dec 31st, 2012 · · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

I LAUGHED THE ENTIRE CHAPTER!!!!

Cryoflame

Cryoflame #8 · Jan 1st, 2013 · · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

I CANT BREATH IM ALUGHTNGI SO HARD. CANT TYPE A S WELSL

Jin-Gitaxias

Jin-Gitaxias #9 · Jan 3rd, 2013 · · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

ConfusedBrony

ConfusedBrony #10 · Jan 4th, 2013 · 1 · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

I SEE EVERYONE IS FOND OF THE ROYAL CANTERLOCK VOICE AS WELL!

Julbot1

Julbot1 #11 · Jan 4th, 2013 · · · AGGRESSIVE MARKETING! ·

I can't find words to accurately describe this story's awesomeness. So I'll just say I like it.

Latch

Latch #12 · Jan 4th, 2013 · 1 · · AGGRESSIVE MARKETING! ·

I honestly wonder how Mr. Torgue would fair against the Royal Canterlot Voice.

sledge

sledge #13 · Jan 4th, 2013 · 1 · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

MR.TORGUE IS F*CKING HILARIOUS!

ShadowNinja27

ShadowNinja27 #14 · Jan 4th, 2013 · · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

Omg I couldn't stop laughing and now I'm just dying of laughter and crying tears because of it! Very Well done!

ShadowNinja27

ShadowNinja27 #15 · Jan 4th, 2013 · · · AGGRESSIVE MARKETING! ·

Please continue this story!

Stoneificaunt

Stoneificaunt #16 · Jan 4th, 2013 · · · AGGRESSIVE MARKETING! ·

I love you for making this.

Jin-Gitaxias

Jin-Gitaxias #17 · Jan 4th, 2013 · · · AGGRESSIVE MARKETING! ·

BEST. STORY. EVER.

Hunter reaper

Hunter reaper #18 · Jan 5th, 2013 · · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

YAY! MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS: MR. TORGUE, AND MLP!

Edward_Richtofen

Edward_Richtofen #19 · Jan 7th, 2013 · 1 · · EQUESTRIA? F*CK YEAH! ·

LOUD AND F*bleep*INV PROUD! TORGUE FOREVEEEEEEEEER

ShadowNinja27

ShadowNinja27 #20 · Jan 21st, 2013 · 2 · · SH*T THAT'S A BIG ASS DRAGON ·

Are you trying to make die of laughter because if this keeps going then that will happen! Please keep up the great work!

X 865

X 865 #21 · Jan 21st, 2013 · 2 · · SH*T THAT'S A BIG ASS DRAGON ·

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST F*CKING STORIES I'VE EVER READ.

Opticlaudimix

Opticlaudimix #22 · Jan 21st, 2013 · · · SH*T THAT'S A BIG ASS DRAGON ·

I appreciate all the comments and favs! So long as you all enjoy this story I'm more than happy to keep writing :)

Latch

Latch #23 · Jan 21st, 2013 · · · SH*T THAT'S A BIG ASS DRAGON ·

Absolutely glorious. Do continue.

Darksoul

Darksoul #24 · Jan 21st, 2013 · 1 · · SH*T THAT'S A BIG ASS DRAGON ·

This is funny as anything. You know if Pinkie is that fully capable it would be funny as hell if she had brought 2 other individuals from 2 other realities (This Pinkie would so get along with the Pyro from the Team Fortress 2 game [who else would be a complete insane character to mix it up with Pinkie?]).

Edward_Richtofen

Edward_Richtofen #25 · Jan 21st, 2013 · 12 · · SH*T THAT'S A BIG ASS DRAGON ·

YOU SEE THAT KIDS?! SWAG IS FOR PUSSIES WHO CAN'T LEARN FOR SH*T! IF YOU STUDY, YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE OF BECOMING ONE OF THE MOST BADASS BADASSES OF ALL TIME!!!

NotABrony

NotABrony #26 · Feb 2nd, 2013 · · · I'M RICH BIATCH! ·

Only Torque.

ShadowNinja27

ShadowNinja27 #27 · Feb 2nd, 2013 · · · I'M RICH BIATCH! ·

I don't know what to say....I F*CKING LOVE THIS STORY! PLEASE KEEP GOING!

Edward_Richtofen

Edward_Richtofen #28 · Feb 2nd, 2013 · · · I'M RICH BIATCH! ·

GUESS WHO MR TORGUE'S FAVOURITE MOVIE DIRECTOR IS?!?!?!?!!!?

varim64

varim64 #29 · Feb 3rd, 2013 · · · I'M RICH BIATCH! ·

LIKE HOLY SHIT
this is so badass
I dont even know
just... MOAR. IN THE NAME OF EXPLOSIONS, MOAR

Latch

Latch #30 · Mar 6th, 2013 · 1 · · MR. TORGUE'S CAMPAIGN OF TEACHING EVERYPONY HOW TO BE A F*CKING BADASS!... IN 3D! ·

"How is that a house? It's a giant crotch skyscraper..."
"WELL BY DICTIONARY DEFINITION, IT'S STILL A F*CKING HOUSE. LET'S GO!"

A Fucking House. My sides ache...

comatoast214

comatoast214 #31 · Mar 6th, 2013 · 9 · · SH*T THAT'S A BIG ASS DRAGON ·

Someone really needs to draw this sh*t.

Jreogorath

Jreogorath #32 · Mar 6th, 2013 · · · MR. TORGUE'S CAMPAIGN OF TEACHING EVERYPONY HOW TO BE A F*CKING BADASS!... IN 3D! ·

My god man!!! You make me laugh hard!!! Good job!!!

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Halogen and Alkali

Halogen and Alkali #34 · Mar 7th, 2013 · · · MR. TORGUE'S CAMPAIGN OF TEACHING EVERYPONY HOW TO BE A F*CKING BADASS!... IN 3D! ·

Then everyone died and were reanimated by the stations.

Latch

Latch #35 · Mar 22nd, 2013 · · · LET'S GO F*CK UP PONYVILLE! ·

I expect his Jetpack to blow up and take a multitude of Changelings with him.

Edward_Richtofen

Edward_Richtofen #36 · Mar 22nd, 2013 · 1 · · LET'S GO F*CK UP PONYVILLE! ·

Explosions in 3...
2...
1...

Double Vision

Double Vision #37 · Mar 22nd, 2013 · 3 · · LET'S GO F*CK UP PONYVILLE! ·

Hmm, lets see here... changeling chitin vs. explosive gyro jet ammunition wielded by the personification of all that is manly and badass who is effectively impossible to permanently kill...

Imma get some popcorn. Any takers? Soda? Nachos? Overpriced boxes of candy that you can purchase for one third the price at your local grocery store?

*Pulls out notebook* Also, apparently the timeless works of C.S. Lewis are badass.

Fusion Fool the 3rd

Fusion Fool the 3rd #38 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · 2 · · TOO MANY EXPLOSIONS ·

Good god, dood. This is a whole lot of testosterone.

Why isn't this featured?

Edward_Richtofen

Edward_Richtofen #39 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · 1 · · TOO MANY EXPLOSIONS ·

2362606

I AGREE. THE TITLE IS BULLSH*T AND YOU KNOW IT.

Isumo1489

Isumo1489 #40 · Apr 2nd, 2013 · 2 · · TOO MANY EXPLOSIONS ·

I'm not always a bad-ass...

But when I am...

I SOLO PETE THE INVINCIBLE WITH TWO SHOTGUNS, ONE SLAG THE OTHER EXPLOSIVE, ONE SHOCK SMG, AND ONE SHOCK SNIPER RIFLE WITH EXPLOSIVE TRANSFUSION GRENADES!!