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This story is a sequel to No, I Am Not A Brony, Get Me Outta Equestria!

After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?

Edited by the amazing Jack Kellar and Marioland1

Special thanks to MyHobby for the cover art!!

First Published
6th Jan 2013
Last Modified
18th Nov 2013
#1 · 98w, 1d ago · 17 · · Crystals ·

YAAAAAAAY! Sequel! Wow, he was gone for six years? Damn, TD. You're stubborn.

#3 · 98w, 1d ago · 7 · · Crystals ·

Commence reading sequence!

#4 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

Wait, you didn't even finish the prequel. :unsuresweetie:

#5 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

Yay! Sequel time :rainbowwild::pinkiehappy:

#6 · 98w, 1d ago · 1 · · Crystals ·


Okay so the first one ended when he strode off into the wilderness.

And now it's six years later....


#7 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·


#8 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

da very da

#9 · 98w, 1d ago · 9 · · Crystals ·

Badass T.D. Is best T.D.

#10 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

Hm, first chapter was 18 months after he left, then we did another time jump, and 6 years have passed? Wow, I wonder what all he has experienced during his journey. Heh, is he going to have to tell about it while in the Crystal Empire?

Anyway, good start on a new epic story. Keep up the good work.

This get's 5/5 big mac's  :eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup:

#12 · 98w, 1d ago · 5 · · Crystals ·

Sequel's out, whoo! The only thing left to do is read it.:pinkiehappy:

#13 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

In my experience most comedies have that "shit got real" moment, would not call it one without this kind of thing :p

#14 · 98w, 1d ago · 5 · · Crystals ·

I like you.You have to be one of my favourite authors.

Comment posted by Paperbag Wizard deleted at 6:25pm on the 6th of January, 2013


#18 · 98w, 1d ago · · 12 · Crystals ·

i dod not lika the first story, bud i wont down/upvote tis story because i did not read it, every story schould be read to say it is good or not and i hope you make many people happy with this one. good luck at writing (you dont need luck, i give you my pinkie for fourth wall breaking :pinkiehappy:)

#19 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

WOOP! This is going to be AWESOME!!! :rainbowkiss:

#20 · 98w, 1d ago · 5 · · Crystals ·

Celestia seriously needs to learn about boundaries. GTFO PRINCESS PASTEL

>No one has 'seen' changelings in Zebrica

Well then they wouldn't be doing their job, would they?  You know where else no changelings were seen?  Canterlot, right before the wedding.  :rainbowlaugh:

Not that AJ isn't right, but dang girl, get some better arguments hahaha

#22 · 98w, 1d ago · · 8 · Crystals ·

I'm starting to think you intend on making TD the actual villain of the story. He's being very violent and hostile towards very kind and innocent ponies. Shouldn't you be adding a Dark or Tragedy tag to this?

#23 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

>>1915486 No. Again, I'm making this funny as possible. He was hostile because they were.

#24 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

>>1914809 Because he's been a lot of places and he's had to walk to all of them.

#25 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

Oh hello TD in the feature box, you go straight to my favorites... Because you are a sequel to a great fic!

#26 · 98w, 1d ago · 1 · · Crystals ·

>>1914809 The authors lazy.....

#27 · 98w, 1d ago · 3 · · Crystals ·

>>1915509 Okay, how about you walk across the US, stay a while in some places and see how long that takes you. I explain where he's been and what he's doing.

#28 · 98w, 1d ago · 1 · · Crystals ·


I see where you are kinda going from, but it's on the same level of:

"What did you do on your vacation in Japan?"


#29 · 98w, 1d ago · 3 · 1 · Crystals ·

>>1915528 Oh don't worry, he will explain in hilarious detail what he's been doing. That's a large portion of the story so if you want to know where he's been and what he's doing, you will find out.

#31 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

He's still grudging against celestia! Six years on the road seem to have made him stop caring about the ponies from ponyville, very meh reaction to them.

I can't wait to see more

#32 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

BronyWriter, more.

#33 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

Yay! Favorited and thumbs-up, now let's start reading! :pinkiehappy:

#34 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

>>1915533 Im ok with this.

#35 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·


Okay, I THINK I know what you're talking about. This is actually the end or near of the story and most of the following chapters are just TD leading up to this moment? Like with what they did in Megamind? He was about to die and most of the movie was just leading up to him falling to his death.

#36 · 98w, 1d ago · 3 · · Crystals ·

>>1914789 Actually he did. Chapter 15 "I'm Still Not a Brony and Now I'm Outta Equestria" was the last chapter. The ones after that were noncannon deleted scenes.

~Have a good one.

#37 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

IT BEGINS!:pinkiecrazy:

#38 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

Still an excellent story, but I'm getting to really dislike TD...

#39 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·







This is lovely, perfect, and VERY interesting.

#40 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

Comedy!? NUUUUUUUU! Make it themed like the first one... Ok nvm, the first one is an adventure comedy featuring a huge asshole known as 'TD'

#41 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·


Actually, he has. The new chapters coming out are 'What If?' scenarios. (Hope I'm using that term right.)

#42 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

Insta-faved and thumbs up, of course.  Eagerly anticipating more, please!  :twilightsmile:

#44 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

>>1915578 Oh no he hasn't. he still likes them I promise. He has lightened up. I know it doesn't seem so right now, but just trust me.

#46 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

>>1915848 Just trust me.

#47 · 98w, 1d ago · 4 · · Crystals ·

There are many things that make me scream YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!


But when I saw and read this sequel......

#48 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

Dude, yes. But 6 years? This guy is stubborn, but a quick question.

Will you create your own original characters and settings from now until is over? Will there be cameos by other characters such as Gilda? (he would get along with her just nice).

Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself, I haven't even begun reading.

Just excited for this.:pinkiehappy:

#49 · 98w, 1d ago · · · Crystals ·

>>1915990 yeah I will have some OCs as a lot of this is what he's been doing so this is world building, but there will still be some familiar faces, of course.

#50 · 98w, 1d ago · 1 · · Crystals ·

>>1916011 So you are basically building the universe outside Equestria from scratch.

Big job ahead of you, man.

Good luck!:pinkiesmile:

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