After reuniting with each other, two certain ponies decide to take a small break. And what better way to do so than to have a friendly sparring match? If only it were that simple.
Mostly decided to make this to take a short mental break from 'Epic Rap Battles of MLP', as well as to see if I can actually do a proper fight scene. Of course, you know that there's going to be randomness - it's a given with my writing. 
Though, to be honest, I'm not sure whether I'll need the comedy tag at the moment. I suppose I'll see how the story's style goes, first. Also, I apologize for the strange-sounding title... [img]http://www.fimfiction-static.net/images/emoticons/twilightblush.png[/img]
In the timeline of my three stories, this takes place after the aftermath of rap battle #27 of 'Epic Rap Battles of MLP'. If you want to see how the romantic feelings between them had begun, you'll want to look at 'No Longer an Enigma'.
Cover art by Raybony.
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That ending, d'awww.
Yet, truthfully I don't see why this was a one shot and not a chapter of NLaE, but hey do what you want. I still enjoyed the story. 
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that answers your question, correct? 
a couple of reasons, actually. for one, it actually occurs during the time frame of 'epic rap battles of mlp' and not 'no longer an enigma', and for another, it's mostly me practicing how to write fight scenes.
This is gonna get featured. I call it.
I approve.
Not really that far in, but I'm catching references.
Naruto
Bleach
Jackie Chan: Drunken Warrior
Another Naruto
Final Fantasy: Dissidia(?)
Hide Yo' Kids, Hide Yo' Wife (Climbin' in your windows)
Biggest reference...
Epic Rap Battles of MLP!
*grins*
Chaos.
Those guns.
Chaos, stop smiling like that.
They're amazing.
Chaos, don't make us.
I WANT THEM.
Tie him down.
No! Let me go!
It's for your own good, Chaos!
Let go of me! Guys! The guns are over that way! TAKE ME BACK!
They're fatal weaponry! What friends would we be if we let you get them!
NO! NO! NONONONONONONONONO!! GIVE ME THE BLUEPRINTS, ENIGMA MYSTERE!! I! WANT! THOSE! GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNS!
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*"subtly" hoofs over a copy of the "blueprints"*
This was enjoyable.
Short, powerful and daring, indeed!
....though why is Octavia blue-maned?
Did something happen in the earlier chapters that I don't remember?
Excellent work, dear Author.
2493969 She is actually Fiddlesticks
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Ah, very well.
Speculation or confirmation?
2494395 Confirmation from Enigma.
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Thank you then.
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"No blueprints for you!" *is glad she didn't share the real blueprints with anyone*
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Buck it, the fact you were willing to do it makes you amazing anyway. 
You would have been amazing if those were real.
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Thank you, Vinyl. I'm not sure what would have happened if he managed to get those 'prints.
I don't know. Let's find out.
NO!!
the amount of thumbs down is too damn high ~C. Spirit
Not bad at all.
2492101 lol trying to imagine ponies fight's quite fun to write eh? xD
Well that was interesting
Depending on whether somepony else wants to fight? Hmmmm... V? BREAK OUT THE V-RIFLES! FILLY-SIZED! XD
Yay, This looks cool, I hope I can see more awesome fights like this.
"But people, try not to make your fighter OP. I was closed to being, but my little ape here manage to pull it off"
Hey, who you calling an Ape?
"Why, you of course"
Why you little-
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"You're silly, Bebe. You'd need either the Bass Drops or the Rewind. You're a pegasus, after all!"
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HERPDERP
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"Besides, I'm not sure who we would be able to have you play against."
2523624 Ruby Pinch?
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"Well, Ruby does want to be a ninja...sure, why not?"
2523884 Just do it. Just to see where this will go.
Can people volunteer to be in this story??
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"Can you? Yes. Will you? That's up to you, isn't it? However, it's up to us on whether or not we'll accept.~"
2524918 ok then
I'll just wait for your approval
2524918 Mood-Eyes has got a double bladed naginata his been practicing with, and you guys are making a lot of noise near his home, I can see a reason for him to want to 'practice' on one of you guys ~C.Spirit
I hope Cinn doesn't find out about this without a good explanation first.....Wait he just stormed out of here, Watch out Rhino, you may get some company.
Oh, E or V, I think you guys should put at the end of the chapter the stats of each of the fighters for each chapter. That way we can compare it to the events od the story and see if they fit.
2541577 Yeesh, this would be awkward to explain to him wouldn't it? In all fairness, she did start it.
I want in.......is that ok???
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"I'm not sure about that idea...does anyone else want this setup?"
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"Ooh, this is gonna be good!~" *noms on popcorn*
2542052 "...I don't like where I think your mind is going on this."
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"I don't know what you mean. All I have on my mind is this song."
2542058 *Cinn pokes Rhino from behind* "So I heard you touched Octy in her personal area" *Cinn procceeds to kick with all his anger at Rhino's groin while holding him place. Then he grabs of his hooves and smashes him into the ground repeatedly until there is a crater big enough to make a small pool out of it. Finally he flings him into the air and takes out the Smooth Rythim (Which he 'borrowed' from Vinyl) and sent a dubstep enhanced air blade, which hit Rhino, engulfing him in a explosion of Subsonic Bass* "No one. And I mean, NO ONE, touches MY Octy like that!"
Woah dude! That's too much for one little accident. Besides, you and Octy aren't officialy dating, so I dont see the need to get angry about this.
"You want to be next?" *Holds out Smooth Rythim, which shows the energy from dubstep music, resonating as the mythril worked as a sound amplyfier*
Oh look at the time, I'm late that marathon of mine. okseeyoulaterbye! *runs for his life at a speed that would make RD impressed*
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"...dang, dude. It was just an accident. No need to go all axe-crazy!"
2542679 "Oh yeah? Try to see in my point of view and what would it feel like if somepony did it to E"
*Ray's head pops out from a mailbox* He actually makes a good point V. You may be able to keep it cool, but if you were easily anger like Cinn here, I garanty that you would do something like he did, no offence Cinn.
"None taken, I know I get anger easily, Octy is teaching me to control it though"
Well good for you man. Now let me check the mail of this mailbox *after a few seconds, Ray takes out a muffin from inside the mailbox* DERPY, you mixed up the mail with your lunch again.
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"I'm certain that would never happen to E...right?"
2543858 V, we know that isn't what I said. I said that if something similar, wherever it can be possible or not, happened to E. I'm sure you would go like Cinn, if you were easily anger like him.
"also, why are you on a mailbox?"
I'm not on a mailbox. *Ray slowly retreats his head back inside the mailbox, closing it once fully inside*
"....I don't even know what to say about that."
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"I suppose that's true. Of course, I'm not as easy to anger as Cinn." *quietly takes Smooth Rhythm back from the brown unicorn*
2547579"HEY! That's my-" *Ray shoots a paralyzing foam bullet into Cinn's face, making his whole nervous system paralyze.* "HMMMP MMPH HMMPH!"
Sorry dude, but you are wrong. *cocks the discarded shotgun shell out* But the Smooth Rythim is V's until she decides to give it to you in the story. IF that ever happens. Also, try to spot the little internet reference that I made here guys.
Well this was kind of sweet, I think. But now I feel sad for both of them. Berry Pinch wanting to be a ninja but could be easily hurt and Bebe still having to live by herself with nopony to take care of her. Now I feel like Berry Punch should adopt Bebe, as a way of putting this two in a happy state.
"Umm, care to explain how...Wait I change my mind!"
Well its simple, With Bebe helping out Berry Pinch with her training in a more practical level (seeing as she already practices with Octavia.), she could become better with her skills and surpass the risk of hurting herself too badly. As for Bebe, with her now adopted she can stop with her 'criminal' life, so she can concentrate on improving her acting skills even better.
"Yeah, Yeah. It's all good and all, but how likely is for that to happen?"
Umm, very small?
"Exactly."
Also, yay for using my covert pic for this story.
The stat setup is interesting. If I may ask just how are you coming up with the numbers, and how are you using them at the same time? Don't feel like you have to respond to my question, I know how busy people can be nowadays.
Lyrical is in stats. Yay!