• Member Since 27th Dec, 2011
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dermuffinmeister


Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

Comments ( 35 )

You never said it would be human, dermuffin.

i like pie :derpytongue2:

new dermuffinmeister's story? instant fav

1786360 I've only wrote one pony clopfic, so you can safely assume it's human. Dicksword was a random thing.

1787497 Hey, I'm just going off of what you said on the Brony board.

1789116 But you never said what is was, just a clopfic.

1789211 Indeed, it is. I was just hoping it wasn't human.

1786436 please comment related to the story. Your fondness of any given desert, other than the derogatory pie, is irrelevant and will be looked at with mild hatred.

Went to Montana, to become a sailor.

Fuck logic.:ajbemused:

1805603 Future nuclear engineer, baby. (Don't tell anyone, but I live in Montana)

1808105 Brb, telling all the people where you live. I hope it's nice there, visiting over winter break with my pal.

1810744 mate (v.) to copulate with another member of the same species with the intent of reproduction

i.imgur.com/4UrDb.jpg

1811154 Says the guy who used it to begin with. What were implying to begin with sir? :unsuresweetie:

1811686 >implying I was implying a damn thing

i unno, just being silly at this point. (I'm very heterosexual, so if we did meet, we'd likely just chill. Unless you had a vagina, then that's a whole different story.)

1812440 Shame on you, assuming I'm some burly man. :ajbemused:

I'm a lady, sir.

1813249 That's a terrible picture, you should feel bad for using it.

1813629 Devin Townsend is a WONDERFUL picture and you should feel horny for seeing him.
i.imgur.com/gCSOS.jpg

1822708 This one is MUCH better. The previously provided one caused shudders. And not the pleasing kind.

1823959 Devy's got some funny faces. As for the pleasing shivers... well, if you're ever in Billings (before I ship off in february) you know a guy. :raritywink:

1824445 Good thing I'll never be anywhere near billings *twitch*

1824461 Welp, I guess I'll just have to write you a saucy story to grip the bedsheets to, and that will have to do.

1824493 What a lush. And people think I'm bad. I'd like to see you try and write something like that mister.

1824500 I accept your challenge. Wanna pm me some kinks, and I'll work on those? Or are you not into clopfics? If such is the case, you're a damn tease!

1824509 ...Are you serious? Like seriously?

....Also, I'm talking to you on a clopfic, why the hell wouldn't I like 'em?

1824537 You'd be surprised. And yeah, mortally wounded serious. PM me, we'll bang, okay?

1824609>>1824537wow that little chat of yours gave caused me many a lol well played.

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