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  • Saturday
    My fists are Him

    Repost of my deleted "My fists are Him" blog from years ago because I think it's a work of art:

    We collectively are the believer in a new order of smarmy lithium-addled cunts whose purpose is to eat and drink, and to shit out the great and better life that's just beyond our fingertips. How we loved to dance in the evening snow, I recollected, and how we did indeed fall from the sky with that snow as if we weren't truly meant for the imperfection that is the earth. Such sadness you affected, such nausea, such nostalgia, and such terror when confronted with a glimpse of the body in the drawing room; that brief flash of understanding that we too would grow old and die, and everything that ever meant anything would rust away. And then we tucked it back in our pockets and went to speak our enlightened words about enlightenment to whoever would listen to our perfection.

    But I am vomit, and so are you. You, like me with you, are a stupid child, who came from stupid parents who did stupid things together. My brain is filled with a stew of vomit and dog food; my thoughts are mashed up like old mangoes, and most importantly this grey stew is full of little wriggling white worms. Slimy little bastards that they are, they jump ship when our most intimate ideals kiss; mine in a most sincere manner imbibed into to your disgusting disease-ridden truth-spitting mouth. And they give you wet dreams and bite you, and sometimes they make you cry a little, and they generally have no impact on your life that's worth noting except that you're full of worms now and they eat our time up faster and faster.

    We deserve, more than we know, what names we call ourselves in moments of false self-pity that really aren't so false deep inside. I myself am a worm with arms who strangles nice things and who are you to say that anything I create is worth indulging? I'm sure if I spent enough time learning I could unfold my arms and loosen my fingers, but I don't really want to. Look at me; what I am. I am a purveyor of pleasurably arranged horse words to an audience of overgrown children who think they're unique for their fascination with talking pastel ponies. I give you what you come here for and you thank me, and then you rub white worms out of your dick as you imagine what life could have been like if it and you weren't such a cumulative waste of oxygen.

    And we're all so jaded that we just can't help but be rude and spit on social conventions, because someone might not get the full truth, the full enlightenment, if we fail to turn the full force of our pitiful life experience on them. We are a collective genius, and my grinding teeth can sound like infinitely worse prose than you could ever bang out, but only when I want them to. Everything I write sincerely to you personally is puke, a regurgitation of earlier poison, that comes from deep in the corners of my brain, and sometimes you seem to enjoy it, and other times you look at me with tired indifference as if you're used to whatever it is that I'm smoking good job you get a gold star now fuck off and let me do my thing.

    It's as if you, my canvas, can speak back to me and say things that I don't really want to hear, and you can open your mouths and eat my time until it's all gone and I'm just a miserable skeleton dying from a lot of needles through my spine. And I'm not the type to leave sentences hanging in the middle of nowhere, so I give you my words as a soup you can ladle right out of my head, which I sometimes remove entirely before speaking. But we're just parasites, and we'll never be anything more. Your love is sewage, and I can't help the nausea when I think of receiving it; let alone when we're together, and my hands are around your neck, and I'm struggling to choke from you what desperate things I've been searching for.

    And my fists are Him, so we're all connected.

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  • Friday
    Anyone want to help me draw a comic?

    It's called "Glass Flowers" and it's probably one of the most tearjerking, if simple, ideas for a short story I've ever come up with. But it would only work as a very short comic, and I'm terrible at art and I have no money, so would anyone like to work with me to create it? PM me for details if you're interested. It would only be a couple of panels long, and it need not be particularly intricate.

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  • 3w, 13h
    Also Frightened, by Regidar

    Hey guys. I'd like to tell you to take a moment to check out Also Frightened by Regidar. It's a very short story about Rumble and Scootaloo that I really liked. Regidar doesn't really write troll stuff anymore, so go enjoy its emotionalness! He's one of the best writers in the entire fandom.

    E Also Frightened

    by Regidar

    Romance Slice of Life

    Scootaloo and Rumble head out from town one night, and head north. To the north, there are hills nopony every goes to. They'll be alone, in the dark stretch of land no one bothered to explore.

    Also, for those who have been wondering, I'm doing a little better. I'll make a blog about it when I have everything together, but I just want you tall to know that I'm really thankful for all the recent support. :heart:

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#1 · 98w, 3d ago · 3 · 17 ·

First! Yay! :pinkiecrazy:

#2 · 98w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

Well, this is very well written, to say the least. Good job!

#3 · 98w, 14h ago · 1 · ·

>>1911553

>>1925328

eeyup

i'm a good writer

praise me

thanks for prereading and stuff

#4 · 98w, 14h ago · · ·

>>1929154

ALL HAIL THE PARASPRITES

You're welcome :twilightblush:

#5 · 98w, 13h ago · · ·

I love sex between rainbow dash :rainbowlaugh: and pinkie pie :pinkiehappy::heart:

I dont like violence and gore :applecry::fluttercry::pinkiesad2::raritydespair::raritycry:

#6 · 98w, 13h ago · · ·

It's good... Lots of cumcame

#7 · 98w, 13h ago · · ·

She also had a date coming up that night with her marefriend, Rainbow Dash, for which she was very excited.

My Grammar Nazi Cat is purring.

#8 · 98w, 13h ago · · ·

Given how muh species-jargon you put in, this almost felt like it should have been Twilight/Dash. It was interesting, but really interrupted the flow. While its unique and I've not seen anything quite so... bondage, I feel like these two were so ooc they could've been replaced with anypony and it still would've felt the same.

#9 · 98w, 13h ago · · ·

I like the story. Good details and explanations. Hope to see a part 2 soon. :twilightblush:

#10 · 98w, 11h ago · · ·

Damn good job! Words fail me right now on how great this story is!

#11 · 98w, 10h ago · 1 · ·

That was interesting. Also that second Q&A in the authors nots made me choke on my own laughter.

#12 · 98w, 7h ago · · ·

Moar sub RD. Who doesn't like a good sub RD?

Well, a better question is who enjoys a well-written sub RD? I love it when writers can go into the psychology behind certain acts. The fact that you were able to make this both a convincing argument using factual information species-wise and still keep it erotic gives me no other stronger inclination than to tell you so and favorite this story.

#13 · 98w, 3h ago · 1 · ·

'a bit like a prismatic .'

A prismatic what? Sandwich?  :pinkiehappy:

#14 · 98w, 49m ago · · ·

I enjoyed this.

#15 · 97w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Oh... Woooooow:twilightblush:

Can we have a prequel too? I would love to see how these two got together, and how their relationship slowly developed to this :pinkiehappy:

#16 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

This was really good.  I love the transformation and personality changes.  It felt like a very natural progression.

#17 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

I'm commenting for the sequel

And also, nice.

#18 · 97w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Hmm 100 comments? I'm going to need to think of a lot of things to say it looks like. Because i want that damn sequel!

#19 · 97w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Can I comment a hundred times? Because if it means a sequel I will.

#20 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

sequel? SEQUEL!

#21 · 97w, 6d ago · 1 · 1 ·

>>1929775

your pussy is happy

>>1929836

i probably could have integrated that stuff better

if i tried

>>1929873

me too

>>1930590

go fuck a horse

oh wait...

>>1930912

yeah i always pictured dash as being one of those guys that acts tough to everyone

and then likes to get spanked in the bedroom

like a republican politician

>>1931424

yes

>>1932242

yeah that would be pretty cool

i'll keep that in mind

>>1932432

:moustache:

#22 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

Loved it

#23 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

Am i the only one who imagined the whole story with pinkie's mane down, pinkamena style ? It's so much sexier.

And yes, we need a sequel.

#24 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1933969

Ha, jokes on you cuz I already do that!:pinkiehappy:

#25 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

This is very good written ^^

#26 · 97w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Wow that was better than I thought it was going to be.  It was a very interesting delve into the psyches of these characters.  You really should do one on Pinkie because this was was very interesting.  As what I am sure was the intention the Rainbows thoughts and her psychology was the actual story and the sex was just a back drop for it.

#27 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

I'm honestly having trouble putting how I feel about this story into words. I didn't really find it all that erotic, but I don't feel like I wasted my time reading it.

It's like... It was a character study that just happened to involve sex, and in that regard it was very well done!

It just didn't do much for me in the way of wanting to clop to it.

#28 · 97w, 6d ago · 2 · ·

>>1935212

>>1934964

you guys are right

this was meant less as clop and more as an exploration of how i characterize rainbow dash--she's outwardly confident and egoistic, but she acts that way because she's actually very insecure. she's caught between an inability to trust others and a burning desire for intimacy, which is part of why she's so loyal to those she cares about but tries to hide every negative emotion from everyone, afraid of being too open with them

if i do one for pinkie, it would revolve more around responsibility. but you'll find out more if that comes to pass

also i just wanted to write something that showed people/ponies having sex in a way that wasn't just rauchy lolporn.

actually i can only think of four other stories that actually bother exploring psychological interactions in relationships with power imbalances (spike's really, really, really bad day, risk aware consensual pony, rainbow/Dash, and competent villains).

god damn i sound like a fucking egghead

analyzing the fuck out of this shit

who cares

oh and also stealing harmony is really good but that's technically a rape fic so it doesn't count

but rapetrain-express is good at feels and psychology

#29 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1935296

I care, and fuck you for thinking I don't.

You're an awesome writer,

and I look forward to seeing that Pinkie study,

and I'm going to look at those other stories you linked,

but fuck you.

#30 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1935353

fair enough, yo

#31 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

Ill help!

#32 · 97w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

all the explanations are good and all but you told the emotions at first then you showed us next time just show also good story

#33 · 97w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

A sequel would be AWESOME!!! :D

#34 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

:heart: I can't seem to express properly how much I enjoyed this story.

#35 · 97w, 6d ago · · ·

Surprisingly good, I liked their interactions *I mean their social interaction, though the physical was pretty good too* and my only real complain as you've probably seen more then enough times is the need of a proof-reader. You had some interesting takes on the Pegasus and Earth Pony Societies when it came to how it affected their sexual nature and details like that always make a story more interesting; at least to me.

#36 · 97w, 5d ago · · ·

Best. Clopfic. EVAAAHH!!! :flutterrage:

Srsly I liked the whole aspect with Pinkie's and Dashie's alter-ego's! :pinkiehappy:

Daaaynum, this was well written and,

DAAAYNUM this is sexy! :twilightsmile:

:heart:

#37 · 97w, 5d ago · · ·

And then Pancakes made comment contribution because author is good writer :twilightsmile:

#38 · 97w, 5d ago · 3 · ·

I don't read clopfics unless they're done horribly or when they're just plain funny, but after being told repeatedly that i need to read this, i sat down and immediately had my face melted.

Seriously, this is one of the most emotional and thought provoking things I've ever read. It's taken something usually used purely for sexual uses and made it completely and utterly emotional. Allowing someone to take everything you are and pulling you apart and trusting them to put you back together is the apex of intimacy and affection.

The greatest thing i can say about this fic is that I can't get it out of my head.

Bravo.

#39 · 97w, 2d ago · · ·

Very nice...

#40 · 97w, 2d ago · · ·

It's very good, almost like you wrote a script for an episode.

#41 · 97w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

>>1940959

hey thanks i'm glad you enjoyed it

and i'm pleased that it turned out so well

i wasn't really going for a porn story

well i was in the beginning

but clop honestly doesn't do much for me

so i only like clop stories if they're

1) emotionally engaging

or

2) extreme enough to provoke an emotional response

and i leave the second one to guys like rapetrain and anongladje

>>1956875

pretty sure an mlpfim episode wouldn't include graphic bondage porn

but thanks i like the way it turned out

#42 · 97w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

Today, on a VERY VERY special episode of My Little Pony...

#44 · 96w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh wow......that was....intense so very intense... I have yet to see dash played like this....to so fully give up everything to be so totaly controlled takes an insane amount of trust on both parts:heart:

#45 · 95w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

This is so amazing :pinkiehappy: I was pleasantly surprised at how in-depth this got with the details; it looks like you put a lot of thought into the pony psychology. Simply fabulous job! :raritystarry: I can't wait for 100 comments cause I would love to see more of this Pinkie!

#46 · 94w, 6d ago · 3 · ·

This is a fantastic look into loyalty, Pegasus psychology, bondage, and trust. This is how BDSM fics should be done, right here. Every moment was sweet in its trust-building way, and I... should probably go to sleep instead of spending half an hour finding ways to express how happy this story of yours made me. Suffice it to say that it was incredibly obvious throughout how much the two of them love each other, and that's beautiful.

#47 · 94w, 5d ago · · ·

>comment

...

MOAR

#48 · 93w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

"Do you trust me... with your life?"

:rainbowderp: :pinkiegasp: Holy fuck that is fucking hot as fuck.

I think I remember reading somewhere that the most erotic words anyone can say are: "I trust you".

I happen to agree.

Anyway, this was amazing. I love clop that isn't just mindless fucking but has some kind of relationship and meaning backing it. This had that in spades. Wonderful depiction of Dash's psychology; it's very believable. I'm always impressed when a story can temporarily convince me of a ship that I don't support (PinkieDash in this case), and this one certainly did. I really felt the love between these two ponies. Great job.

There were a few odd typos (missing words mostly) but I couldn't even keep track of them because I was too engrossed in the plot. I might re-read this later.

#49 · 93w, 4d ago · · ·

Comment, you're amazing

#50 · 93w, 4d ago · · ·

This takes S&M to a whole new level. Great story

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