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After agreeing to go on a picnic with Twilight and her friends, Princess Celestia falls madly in love with the most stolid and reliable of characters. Her devotion, knowing no bounds, turns her slightly creepy and stalkerish, much to Rainbow Dash's chagrin.
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I approve of this ship. I await the inevitable RD/PC chase scene.
Ok, so...this is comedy gold. Bravo, good sir. Bravo.
... really?
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ooyoouu dishonored my-
o gawd. :|
1749797 Cheers mate! I really aimed for the stars with this one as you can tell.
Wow this was awesome!
If possible could you make this into a series or maybe make a sequel?
I wish I had time to read this!
I'll do it when I get home.
1749870 I suppose I could pull more flowery prose out of my posterior and write up a bit more, yeah.
...Well, I didn't expect this. *read later*
Randomness. It's a beautiful thing.
my sides
they hurt 
so much
we need more laughing pony-head-things.
I can't wait to see where this goes, congratulations on this chapter, liked favourited and followed
Dat shell.
10/10 would read again.
1750041Yahooooooo!Can't wait!
I must simply know if they live happily together, or if fate itself will take a disciplining palm upon our star crossed lovers!
Tank's gonna get turtle-napped!
... Tank's gonna get tortoise-napped!
It's out YAY!
Man the reptilians are really getting some, first Spike(do dragons count as reptialians?Meh who cares he's a swagdragon) now Tank who's next Gummy?
Anyway once again awesome. Really cool how the plot and story is coming along
Dun dun duuuuuuun.
1775069 It's getting super intense!
Ok then, I have no idea how this is going to end but I'm pretty sure its going to be crazy.
There's a 'hoofs' near the start that needs to be changed to 'hooves'.
On a more positive note I really like your style of writing! Can't wait to see what kind of awkward excuse Celestia tries to come up with under pressure
1777108 Thanks for catching that for me. Bit of a silly error on my behalf, haha. I'm glad you're enjoying the story! I don't really write very often so this is all a lot of fun for me.
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It's great you're having fun! I didn't use to write often either. Actually, scratch that, I still don't. It takes me a lot longer to update than it seems to take you, anyway...
Good luck with the next chapter, and if you need a prereader to spot the little things that you don't notice, I could help you out with that. I know I'd be lost without the prereaders who help me
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Haha, well free time and inspiration tend to be fleeting things, I find. Especially the former.
I also might have to take you up on your offer there. I'm a bit rusty and tend to miss little things at times, so having a third party take a look before I post up the chapters could be nifty.
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Awesome! Well, just drop me s PM when you have a draft and I'll do what I can
Celestia does need to get laid.
Ok am very confused abide entertained and amused but very confused.
Her first though has that Celestia needed to get laid!or did I miss read that?
Did Celestia banish her to the first level of Tartarus or something?
oh and HAHAHA!
It's all fun and games until someone is banished to the moon.
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She got banished to the moon. A most unfortunate development
And Rainbow Dash was basically expressing her opinion that Celestia is a nasty individual. Or at least I hope that is what she meant... I don't want to try to wrap my mind around Celestia/Tank clop scenes
1841771Thanks that clears things up before the shit storm.
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Yeah, sorry about that. I guess the expression 'go get fucked' isn't as popular elsewhere as it is where I live so people might occasionally interpret it literally. I'll need to keep that in mind from now on, haha.
Oh god. This is brilliant. Have a watch, upvote, favorite, and this comment.
Also, please continue this someday. Please.
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I've been meaning to finish this thing off for a little while, yeah. A combination of mild writer's block and real life made me put it on the back burner, though. Maybe I'll see if I can pump some more out this week now that I've been reminded.
When (if?) Rainbow gets back... she gone be pissed!
what just happened
Wow!
I really love this fic thank you o powerful and humble author.
I somehow read the first sentence as 'Dash waited' instead of "Dawn waited" so I spent the whole chapter going, okie, what's Dash going to do abou--O GAWD MY EYES. Eyyep, it went something very much like that.
The crackiest of all the crack pairings. Ship all the ponies, Peter!
2393315 I'm glad that you appreciate this story for the concentrated dosage of batshittery it is. Tanklestia is totally a... thing.
2392924 I'm happy you liked it, haha.
2392905 True love happened!
All of my wat.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
2394813 That's probably the highest praise that anyone could lavish upon this thing.
I feel confused and yet somewhat delighted. It is the goal of every author to invoke this feeling onto their audience at the end of any work.
This is going to wreak havoc in my shipping chart.
Wow
Interesting story thanks for writing it.
A everything OK now so who cares for the future ending not bad.
I thought this was a very funny love story.
Good luck and I hope the best in the future.
2414949 I'm really appreciative of your comment. This originally started as a one-shot semi-troll shipfic so it was always going to be a bit humorous, but I think I made a bit more of it than what I originally intended.
2411346 I aim to please!
2403184 I'm glad you enjoyed the story!
Alicorn Tank? I can get behind this. Now get to a sequel where Tank deals with the day to day political scene of Canterlot as both a consort to a Princess and as a newly created species. Also a reunion with the Mane Six would be hilarious.
2516715 That could be an amusing idea. You'd have Tank at high society garden parties by night, mingling with the Canterlot elite whilst struggling for the rights of tortoises everywhere during the day. A story of political intrigue on a grand scale.
I said I would; only read 1 chapter, but I must go on.
3004962 I commend you for reading this piece of bullshit I wrote