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Killbles


Damn, I wish I could read.

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Soarin turned his head to face his son, a look of barely contained disapproval on his tired features. He held the gaze for a few seconds before finally relenting.
"Okay, fine. Just this once though, Daddy needs some quiet time."

Intent on finishing his newspaper one morning, Soarin finds himself quickly losing his temper as his son continually finds reasons to interrupt his reading.

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This story was inspired by a strange conversation I was having with my brother. We were talking about things when I sudden said something concerning boys in the yard. He replied with 'My milkshakes!'

For reasons beyond me, I took that thought rather seriously for some reason and spent a couple of hours afterwards writing this short story about my favourite background character being the equivalent of the (in)famous dad in the 'Stare dad' comic. (Which is also where the dialogue in the second last chapter comes from.)

Whether or not I did a good job... I'll leave up to you to decide.

Lastly, I using a new layout for my formatting which people say I have issues with. Am I doing it better now or am I still doing it horribly, horribly wrong?

Hehehe. I find this funny and relatable.

because, goddammit, somebody had to post this.

“What’s abortion?” his son blurted out uncertainly.
“How about you go ask your sister?” Soarin snapped without thinking. His scowl deepening as his son shuffled noisily in the doorway.
“I don’t have a sister.” His son said after a moment of deliberation.

Oh god.... BAHAHAH

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Son, I am disappointed. This is what you should have done instead
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Anyhow, nice story. Could use some little polishing with your format, besides that, good job:twilightsmile:

LOL! This made me crack up! :rainbowlaugh:

MY MILKSHAKES MUSN'T BE RUSTLED

"But it's morning." his son said back with confusion. "There are no stars."
"Exactly."

:trollestia:<(Do I not count?

I'd ask if Dash was his wife in this, but there is no way they'd have a kid like that.:rainbowwild:

a long week of training make him sorely tempted (made)
my ball got stuck up the roof and I can’t get it down ('on' or 'up on')
He growled as he past his shell-shocked son. (passed)

Lol, I love it, rapid fire funny, good job. :pinkiehappy:

Bwhahaha, this was excellent! :yay:

There were a few little grammar mistakes, but nothing too big. I felt sorry for poor ol' Soarin' though.

And I couldn't help but think of this after, "My milkshakes!"

Kid they weren't "jumping" on the bed. :raritywink:

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fucking love heroes

"Go outside and count the stars. That's how much I'd love you."
"But it's morning." his son said back with confusion. "There are no stars."
"Exactly."

That... :rainbowlaugh:

“Dad, Dad!! Come quick, there’s a bunch of strange boys in the yard!”
“How many?” he asked in weary resignation.
“All of them!” he gibbered not quite realising how close to the truth he was.
Soarin turned to face him, his brow furrowed deeply and eyes wide. His head slowly drew back in surprise as the meaning of his son’s words finally sunk in.
“My milkshakes!”

My milk shakes bring all the boys to the yard! Awesome reference xD

“What’s abortion?” his son blurted out uncertainly.
“How about you go ask your sister?” Soarin snapped without thinking. His scowl deepening as his son shuffled noisily in the doorway.
“I don’t have a sister.” His son said after a moment of deliberation.
Soarin turned his head to face him, his lips pursed into a thin line. “That’s right.”

So cold... so cruel... so right...

“Dad, Dad!! Come quick, there’s a bunch of strange boys in the yard!”
“How many?” he asked in weary resignation.
“All of them!” he gibbered not quite realising how close to the truth he was.
Soarin turned to face him, his brow furrowed deeply and eyes wide. His head slowly drew back in surprise as the meaning of his son’s words finally sunk in.
“My milkshakes!”

Hearing that reminded me of this:

(Skip to 0:30. Do it before asking questions)

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Not a clue, what do you think?

To me, it depends on the color of the son! But, I would say it should be Rainbow Dash!

some of the things Soarin said were cold and funny!:rainbow laugh:

One tiny question is the mother Rainbow Dash?:derpyderp2:

Great Story!!!:twilightsmile::rainbowlaugh:

This is hilarious, and all the witty and clever hidden jokes make me smirk! :ajsmug:

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