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Oh god... Trixie... What on earth... :rainbowlaugh:

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Stupid, STUPID Rat Creatures! :raritywink:

That was an entertaining explanation of why The Great And Powerful Trixie does not trust wheels.

Wheels and Rat Creatures. LET THE FUNZIES COMMENCE. W00T!

1732706 ~Hello small mammal~

"I hope you're happy, you mouth-breathing sham of a diarch!"

:rainbowlaugh:

Poor Trixie. It's not her fault that hick farmer didn't put enough warning signs on his land!

Ahh, of course. This all makes perfect sense.

Pffftahahaha:rainbowlaugh:, dat wheel.

do nothing but jingle mockingly in her face flaunting her incompetence in her face.

I think you used that phrase once too many for a single sentence.
It should probably be:

do nothing but jingle mockingly, flaunting her incompetence in her face.
OR
do nothing but jingle mockingly in her face, flaunting her incompetence.

Other than that, thought it was a funny short story about the insidious nature of cylindrical objects of transportation.

1738015 Oopsie daisies, thanks for pointing that out.

What took you so long?

ROFL. Great work, sir, great work.

Reminds me of a particular chant of Millwall FC....(sung to Rod Stewart's Sailing)
"No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care"

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Well that didn't take long. Nice how you tied it into her working on the rock farm. The writing is a tad un-sprucey, but I felt compelled to upvote for enjoyable Trixie-related shenanigans.

I accept this as canon. Good show. :raritywink:

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That wheel got off far too easy, Trixie should have had it pulped, bleached, and made into toilet paper. :twilightangry2:

That was really well-written. I particularly liked the description of Clyde Pie. Such a badass... Makes me want to write a badass fic starring Clyde.

Wheels! :trixieshiftleft:




The name of the story means Opal..... What does Rarity's cat have to do with this? :unsuresweetie:

1742079 Actually, Hydrous Silica is a type of brittle rock consisting of bits of iron, aluminium, and sediments clumped together. If that actually translates to some sort of cat, then I don't even.

1742263 Hydrous Silica? Gypsum? Evaporite mineral deposited in sabkhas and other dehydrating environments?

Tricky Gypsy Trixie.

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We are actually both correct, the most common usage for such a rock is Opal, when it comes to Hydrated Silica. .


Rarity's cat is named Opalescence, but Rarity calls her Opal usually. :pinkiehappy:

Who would trust wheels after that? :trixieshiftleft:

Oh wow... can't believe I'm making this headcanon.

Also 1742521 you called? :pinkiehappy:

meh

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yeeeSSSSSSsssssss....

on a side note... i have never seen a bone mlp crossover.... someone do it plz!

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It was everything I hoped for and so much more :pinkiehappy: :yay:

Ummm... I'm... missing something here? :rainbowhuh: I didn't laugh once while reading this. I was waiting for a joke that never came. Everything that happened I could predict at least three sentences beforehand at all times, and none of it made me feel anything above "Yeah, OK, I can see that happening". :trixieshiftleft:

Maybe I'm not on the right wavelength or something, but this story did absolutely nothing for me. It's not bad, it's just pointless.

(That is just my subjective opinion, and not intended as a personal insult to the author.)

Oh, I know this situation all to well...

her incompitence in her face

It's "incompetence".

The pickaxe on his flank told Trixie that he must have been the owner of some nearby rock farm.

Wouldn't a pickax be more associated with mining? Kinda odd to see a mining tool and immediately think of a rock farm. Although then again, he did describe the Opal. Guess the confusing part was the use of the word "some".

Otherwise, this earned a few chuckles out of me.

All's wheel that ends wheel.

Headcanon accepted.

Wheels hate her, and she hates wheels. It's a war declaration, and only one will survive—Somehow, I have a feeling that it won't be the mare :twilightoops:

Nice fic! Enjoyed reading it :twilightsmile:

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