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Twilight looked up from the scroll she was working on. Rolling her head, her neck gave a small popping sound, she reflected upon her words. The scroll was nearly completely filled and next to it lay two that were already black with ink. Today's report was a rather long one. It felt good to have learned such a valuable lesson in friendship.
She glanced up at the clock and blanched. Her purple coat made it hard to tell, but the blood had drained from the studious unicorn's face. Six o'clock. That meant that any second now-
Twilight gave a yelp as a large pink blur wized passed her, knocking over her inkwell. Fortunately it was almost empty. "Holy Shit! Pinkie Pie! Where the fuck did you come from!" Twilight cried out in shock.
"I came in through the goddamn fucking door, Twilight!" Pinkie bounced in place, a sugary grin, almost infectious in its cheer, adorned her face.
'Any-fucking-pony else and that would have been on purpose,' Twilight thought.
Pinkie gave a loud Woo! "Now let's break this shit down and party our asses off! Yeah!" She punctuated her exclamation by kicking out with her back legs to a no-doubt thumping base line only she could hear.
"Fucking hell, Pinkie! Cool your shit."
Twilight looked up to see that Rainbow had followed her fuck toy into the library.
"We'll have the fucking party after she finishes her damned report." Dash poked Pinkie's mane to emphasize her statement. "It'll take less than a minute if you shut the hell up."
Pinkie stuck her tongue out at the irate pegasus. "Fuck that shit! I've got eight cakes and I'm gonna enjoy the fuck out of them." Pinkie pressed her muzzle into Dash's so far their foreheads touched. Her eyes widened and took on an intensity that very few ever saw in the pink party pony. "Right. Fucking. Now!" Sometimes Twilight wondered who wore the bridle in that relationship.
"Pinkie Pie, calm the fuck down. Dash is right, I'll be done in a goddamn second if you stop fucking knocking over all of my shit."
A voice rang out from the doorway, "Oh, Twilight."
'Dammit all to hell.' That tone of disappointment could only belong to one pony.
"Why are you such a fucking potty mouth?" Fluttershy asked softly.
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Have a nice day
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It's just that I find it an uninspired stand-in for human swear words with little or no cultural significance to the Equestrian ponies.
Horseapples is literally "shit" but that would not have the negative connotations to an herbivorous race since to many herbivores' manure is far less toxic than urine as well as being excellent natural fertilizer to be utilized and presumably highly regarded by a society completely dependent on farming for 90% of sustenance.
Buck as a stand in for "fuck" is nonsensical since they have nothing to do with each other and are only equated by the fandom since they rhyme.
Plot as a stand in for "rump" or "ass" is a freaking meme. Technically, using this in a story is breaking the fourth wall.
Horsefeathers/ponyfeathers is a little disturbing because it seems racist toward pegasi.
Vanilla-frosting is more inventive but hardly a swear since it doesn't denote anything an Equestrian should find offensive, really.
For that matter, there's more than likely a pony somewhere NAMED Vanilla Frosting...
We really need to invent some appropriate Equestrian swear words. Not that the majority of stories should need them or would use them appropriately.
Most human based oaths and expletives should be applicable in Equestria with minor tweaking, where as derogatory descriptors are pretty easy to come up with.
Roughshod is a good one for earth ponies, limp-horned is great for unicorns, and clipped-winged for pegasi.
I also like "sparkless", a term based on my preferred name for the Discorded Twilight:
Oh yeah. Definitely.
Buck and plot are totally weird to see. I mean, in 'aware' fiction (like Friendship is Witchcraft) it's hilarious. But in a serious story it just makes the piece 20% less immersive in 10 seconds flat, kinda like the reader taking an arrow to the knee.
We're probably not going to get many more canon swears outside of horseapples and ponyfeathers. At least it beats 'gee golly wilackers' or something like that.
Most English swear words are actually just the Anglo-Saxon root word and only became vulgar after the Normans invaded and all of the decent bits of society began speaking what we call Middle-English. Until then they were just words.
Personally I think shitty characterization makes fun of itself.
How about satire about people who think shitty characterization is actually good?
Personally I wish this had been longer. I find swearing ridiculous in serious fics but endlessly entertaining when tongue in cheek.
Perhaps each of the mane 6 could just be awful jackasses in different ways?
Pinkie swears.
Dash the screams and yells.
Rarity uses extremely offensive thinly veiled insults.
Applejack threatens violence.
Fluttershy uses completely deadpan sarcasm.
Twilight is a raving nympho.
haha.
well I toyed with making this longer, but it got overly cloppy. Like, I was originally going to have Applejack start face ****ing Rarity so Twilight could yell "Fuck! Would you two fucking fuckers fucking stop fucking! I'm writing a goddamn letter here!" but didn't want the sex tag for this.
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Yeah, pointless violence would be a good chapter. Another idea? All the idiots who love turning all the characters (especially Rarity for some reason) into sex addicts. Only other thing I can think of would be the people who seem to be stuck on the idea that Pinkie is a homicidal maniac.
>>489610 I forgot this one too http://equestriandictionary.tumblr.com/
I can't even make a review for this. I don't even know what I read. 
I'll do my best. Nice... No.. it is... well writen. But has abit too much-. Sorry' whole point of the story is to... show the ponys... cursing? I can't review this. Anyways, I give you a 7/10 for the idea and effort. And some other things.
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This had me laughing the whole way through, granted that wasn't very long, but still. I'm gonna go ahead and guess what with the summary of the story, this is your way of making fun of other fics where the characters are in... Well, character, and the authors ruin it by making them curse, which is completely out of character. Bravo my good man, bravo.
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PARADOX 
There are sometimes you find really well-written stuff on this site that shows off a lot of talent and depth, and then you find things like this. Basing a story off of cuss-words and "humorous" usage is juvenile and extremely unoriginal. I feel like I'm in Jr. High again
"Dear Fucking Princess Celestia,
I, your ever-fucking-faithful student, has just in-fucking-vented a whole new way to get a friend shitfaced. It involves those stupid-assed cows, their fuck-all shit, and a friend's face. You should shove it up Luna's fat-fuck ass."
Fuck you with all my tits,
Twilight Sparkle
Ponies and swearing is something I've been giving a lot of thought to recently. I've sadly become kind of inured to it, especially in fics with the gore or sex tags as a lot of authors seem to take that as carte blanche to go into full-on Tourette's mode.
Despite its commonality, as a reader I still prefer it to be used sparingly if at all. I judge on a case-by-case basis, though--I'll put up with more swears in a dark AU than I will in a romantic comedy, and I abhor them in a work that's otherwise trying to be an episode of the show.
I try to practice what I preach, too--despite my work being a violent psuedo-crossover set in the show's future I've only used a human swear once. Otherwise I've stuck to pony "swears" and/or polite language.
Rambling now, must stop.
Anyway, me gusta. I read the whole thing in the character's voices and wound up picturing the voice actresses having a blooper reel party. 
Good times.
This motherf[Germany]ing fic made me want to swear all the f[Barack Obama]ing time, with shi[Timmy Turner]y censor sh[dispenser]t, which makes me look like a f[horse]ing dumb horsesh[me gusta]t, and I'm done now. Thank you for your motherf[COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL]ing time.
That was entertaining to write.
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