"Welcome to Equestrian Pre-Mythology 310 through out the course of study we'll be examining rare and ancient documents detailing Equestrian Mythology through out all eras. We'll be starting from the very beginning with the pre-creation... hey! You! The pegasus in the back! Are you sleeping already!? I'm two sentences in to the course introduction!"
"Doc I'm your only student..."
"Sigh.... Ditzy if you're going to be mucking about your time stream with me you have to learn more about it so we don't inadvertaintly mess anything up"
"Wanna do muffins for lunch?"