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Good Christian Ethesto


I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

Comments ( 72 )

The fic we all deserved.
Nay, the fic we all needed.

Ohohohohoho this is too good to miss. Reading.

...Okay, I'll read later. :pinkiecrazy:

I've read this 3 times over and still can't think of words for what my brain just pictured.

I can't favorite this enough. You've got a new watcher.

Ahah...Ahahaah.....AHA-HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA...... oh god why?

1685577 I assumed everyone was going to completely hate this. I thought it was hilarious though. Glad you enjoyed it too. And thanks for the watch :pinkiehappy:

1685620
I just finished reading and I have no words whatsoever to describe what I am feeling...

This is truly the new gold standard for all literature. Screw My Little Dashie, this should be praised as the most emotionally stimulating story of all time!

I give this an A/5

There... was a pony in this, I guess...

1685698 It's the highest rating.

I cried and came at the same time.
I crame.

Wtf? InsectXPony? annnnd now I have a new fetish thanks a lot :ajbemused:, I really didn't need another one.

Wait what is happening

:facehoof:this is wrong on so many levels. but damn it's funny

1685865
I know that feel, bro.

Anyway, this story was... good, I guess. In fact, have a fav!

1686820 The avatar fits perfectly.

1685534
"No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet."

So much potential, wasted. That was horribly written. You tried too hard to make ryan seem like a wasp.

1699510 Now that I think about it, I suppose I did make Ryan seem like a wasp.

1699529 But that's the problem, you focused so much on that fact, you were shoving it in the readers face. It's unnecessary and more often than not will turnoff a reader. Also, the whole cheating wife thing is so cliche, not even Family guy could make it funny.

1699537 Now I know you're joking. Saying that family guy could make anything funny... And don't act like getting a giant wasp shoved in your face wouldn't turn you on.

1699550 again, that's the problem. I like this type of stuff, but-wait, why am I arguing with you? It's 12:02 am! I'm going to bed! go bug some one else.:trollestia:

1699561:twilightangry2:fffffff... that's what I get for attempting to be punny. Now, seriously, STOP WAKING ME UP!

1699567 You knew what you were getting into when you started this conversation! You have to accept the consequences!

A pony's genitals are located in their mouths... And Pinkie Pie can swallow a cake whole...

I'm such a whore.:pinkiesad2:

1710643 I knew I swore somewhere that I would never write a clop fic. I hoped no one would notice.

1712382 Spike stuck his entire arm in rainbow dash's mouth once...

What.

I'm not really confused about what I read or why you wrote it, but WHY THE FUCK DID I LIKE IT?

This was so fantasticly retarded.

1712447 I didn't even read the story I saw that comment from.
After reading this, I decided to check out your other work. I saw that story and I decided to check out that one.
After reading the description, I decided to read through some comments to see how people
liked it and then I found that one.

I just realized something...
Berry wasn't puking after she learned that she had sex with a Wasp-monster. No.
In fact, she was just clearing her mouth-pussy of the cum. A standard pony procedure.

Edit:
And with that realization, I now have a different perspective on certain things from this story.
So... because I can appreciate the humor of this story a little more than I did at first, I'm going
to give it a like.

1724705 Either that, or her thoughts of having sex with a wasp turned her on so much that she orgasmed on the spot

1724711 And yet another realization!
Pony pussy's are always wet!

1724728 Thanks for the like, sir.
As a side note: Wow, this actually has more likes than dislikes...

I've seen worse.

...I used to be active in the Pokegirls community... I've written worse.

Oddly enough, this ISN'T the weirdest fanfic I've ever read.
But then again I've stumbled across a story where Indiana Jones gets it on with Lord Voldemort.

Now that Ryan was gone, the two wasps went back to their thing.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Pony genitals are in their mouths.

Kinky! :trollestia:

We also eat and excrete waste through our mouths

:pinkiesick:never gonna eat again...

That was... intriguing. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

1821611
But you see, they puke rainbows. :trollestia:

1797476 Links or it didnt happen

1855326
I found the link on Cracked.com like three years ago.
Go search "fanfiction" on there and you should find it on an article about the five weirdest fan pairings ever. ( I think that's the title. Like I said it's been THREE YEARS)

1855340 I dont think I want to read it.:pinkiesick:

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