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High Horse


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All hell breaks loose when Trixie returns to Ponyville on the back of a Tyrannosaurus-Rex and with hordes of velociraptors at her heels. Nothing can go wrong...

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Read it? Nope. That image is good enough for me right now. Faved. Liked. Imprinted on my mind forever. :eeyup:

How can you improve on perfection? This is clearly art, pure art. Fics may tell tales of dark gods and mighty heroes, of immense journeys and decisions of unmeasurable consequence, but none of them, I say, none of them will match this fic.

This one.

Right here.

May the literary gods bless your soul for this offering. For though it contains a mere one thousand grammatically incorrect words, it has filled a void in our collective souls.

What is this...I dont even

This needs a dramatic reading a la John Freeman. Stat.

Ruins does not approve.

Well, all tags fit this perfectly. It is, indeed, a completely random and pointless story. :rainbowhuh:

It actually fits the exact minimum word count limit.

I honestly have no equal comparision to judge this by, so...

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1670691 It is, indeed, a completely random and pointless story.
Sir, you wound me. This was supposed to be the heartwarming tale of Trixie's revenge on the town that shunned her so harshly, and of her triumph over the wicked and cruel Twilight Sparkle—the malicious root of her tree of sorrows. It was a tale of overcoming adversity and of the power of the pony spirit. If that deep meaning was not imparted upon you once you had finished this short, but powerful, story, then, sir, I cannot say that I have any hope for you, nor that I envy your ignorance. For it may be true that ignorance is bliss, but it is still, nonetheless, ignorance.

I bid you good day, and I sincerely hope that when my next tale passes across your desk, it will not fall upon blinded eyes nor an empty mind.
~High Horse (the most baller of horses)

Royale with cheese canterlock voice...
Seems legit :twilightsheepish:

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Oh, no, you misjudged my opinon. I did, in fact, somewhat enjoy reading this, but it just wasn't at all like the stories I'm accustomed to reading.

When it comes to the matters off (as mentioned above) "Trollfics," then yes, I am very ignorant. And I would certainly consider that to be a positive trait.

Hopefully next time, if I do decide to read another of your works of fiction, it actually brings across a purposeful meaning instead of.... this.

I'm not even going to read this, I'm just liking it for the summary.

7 weeks later: Finally read it. I think it would have been even funnier had it tried to be a serious story with all those fucking dinosaurs. Otherwise, good troll fic.

I can't even read this. First time EVER downvoting something. I didn't want to do it, but the grammar Nazi within me rose up like an angry vengeance demon.

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