Applejack's bid to defeat Lyra has failed, and now the fight spills into the streets as the maddened unicorn absorbs the power of harmonic energy, making her as powerful as the alicorn of Earth herself.
Yet in the midst of this battle the dimensional barriers are broken, and something terrifying comes through the breach: another Lyra.
A bit of a crackfic, written in response to and a sort of continuation/atlernate ending of Robot Lyra Attack! by Blue Print. Mainly because of mutual dares in comments we made to each other on his Appletheosis story.
So now that you know of the train wreck of insanity that brought the story here, remember this: I regret NOTHING!
Chapters (1)
This took way too long.
DEAR GOD WHY CAN'T I WRITE SOMETHING SHORTER THAN TEN-THOUSAND WORDS?
*Headdesk*
"wat?" Was my only reaction after reading the description.
May read this. Oh, and that one disliker must feel great now.
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Join the club. Because of that particular obsession, my next chapter is more than a month behind schedule.
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What particular obsession?
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Yes. "wat" indeed.
And sometimes people just throw dislikes purely for the most superficial reasons.
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Obsessing over making each chapter insanely long. I have been averaging 15,000 words a chapter for a while.
On the bright side, longer chapters = more to read.
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I don't obsess over making them longer, I just obsess over trying to fit everything I want into a chapter and my word count balloons out and all I wanna do is finish it gorram it!
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Aaarrrgghh why can't I hold all these good ideas? And fit them all in one chapter?
This is GLORIOUS! Muahahahaha!
Your magnificent antics rival my own... Soon our combined mania will cover the ponynet in mad Lyras, the world will cower! 
Very entertaining :D
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Cower, and feel the warm fuzzies of poni!
Glad it amused you. Now that I'm finally done with it I can get back to my other stuffs.
Poor Lyra. All she ever wanted to do was implement the Pony Singularity.
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Thus dooming Ponykind.
Words cannot describe the awesome coming from this. Mecha-Lyra versus Ali-jack. All the win, mate!
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Dooming? I think you mean 'improving'.
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Don't forget to give some win to Blue Print for writin' the Appletheosis story first.
But yes, Lyra vs. Mecha-Lyra vs. Aliapplecornjack was made for winning.
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Shall I call you the Diadact now?
1656747 Mecha-Lyra is the Didact.
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A fantastic work of absurdest comedy, sir. I was laughing and smiling the whole way through. More than that though, the story made me want to read more about the adventures of Applejack the Alicorn and Lyra Heartstrings, GENTLEMARE ADVENTURER!
1671646 Oh God, we already have Mecha-Lyra as the Didact, did we really need the other Lyra to be Othar Tryggvassan!
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Not to mention she does that in In Medias Res as well. 
Gotta give love to Girl Genius. 
Didn't you realize that's why I have her introduce herself that way?
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A bit explaining my version of Lyra and Mac can be found here if you wish to see how they got started off being a duo of a grounded earth pony and a rascally unicorn. And thanks for the read and comment.
1679598 Didn't even think about it till now, but I guess it does make sense. Needs more Jagers though.
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The world needs more Jägers. For they are awesome and full of win.
Indeed. Really wish Jyka had more screen time. Considering she's Da Boyz superior, it makes me wonder where she got off too.
I am ashamed of myself for waiting so long to read this. This was so incredibly awesome! So much win in one fic! Also, I salute you for including the best pairing ever, LyraMac.
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Heh, thanks.
And if you liked LyraMac then you should consider my other story where I have the two get introduced to each other, so to speak.
So much win was had here. So much win.
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Now you're going to have me distracted trying to find the right frequency for the dimension that that particular Lyra resides in.
I blame you for this.
*executes twin facepalms*