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Cloud nine...
What type of cloud wants to screw you?
A cumulo-nympho.
Would that count as strato-tory rape?
I guess the cloud was just doing his job. They're supposed to add moisture to the air.
This particular cloud just acquired the moisture from an unorthodox source.
Now that's what I call a warm front with a low pressure area!
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Enough puns already, we get it!
1645058 You make every day worth living.
1645058 Stop, my sides hurt!
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Thank you! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitresses!
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(It's funny because the waitresses are cows. Cow-tipping. Get it?
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Hahahaha....hahaha....haha...ha........that was horrible.
1646697 I geffums.
WAH!! Puns!!
They are enjoyable in the least. Made me groan irl, which puns rarely do.
1645360 I see you on every clopfic! Why you so perverted to show up in all clopfics boy!?
1646930 I show up on everything.
Not much on the clop side, but I enjoyed reading this
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Nice
Love it love it love it. :D
Brilliant. VEry... Calm. Sensual, et cetera. And nice to know I helped with the intro. :D
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Oh, geez. I didn't even find the story that interesting, but that...
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I personally liked the story and would love to see it continue. Regardless of what you think of it, the premise itself has merit.
For example, if a pony has sex with a storm cloud that's raining cats and dogs, would the cloud have a barbed or knotted penis?
Does bringing an umbrella count as "using protection," or would wearing a raincoat be the equivalent of using a condom?
1653045 Moar edits please. I need to get a proofreader or sumthing if I'm gonna continue writing at 3am while eating mushrooms.
1653666 I'd assume a poncho would be best.
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Indeed! Mr. Villa was one of the best advocates of safe sex. In the early 20th century he and his soldiers rebelled against the anti-contraception stance of the Catholic Church. Villa and his men manufactured and distributed condoms throughout Mexico; known colloquially as "Juárez wraps."
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That made no sense at all.
Was cute, but srsly.
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Because physics
Dammit you! Just when I re-swear off clop, even the LIGHTEST of clop, you cum and post another story!
Er, *come...
...Crap...
After reading: I'm noticing a theme with all your clops...what is it with you and tendrils?!
It seems that we have a warm front to urge in a sudden release of precipitation.
More research material for my sexy fic writing!
Overall, very nice fic; I'm sure it's helped a lot of people relax. Well done, Owl.
No, no, no. This will not stand. I will not be spoken-of in such a manner. I never touched that mare, and you CAN'T prove that I did!
I'm hauling your flank to court for Defamation, Slander, and the breach of copyright laws. Maybe then you'll understand the importance of one's public image.
Ugh. I had to actually read the story before I could say any of this.
A cloud... You guys sure she's not eating those Breakkfast Brikks of LSD again?
It took me a while to realize where it swaps from dream to bedroom. I still have no idea what I just read
2013037 a cloudian/ lunar nightmare sentinel, Luna used living empathic cloud beings to monitor the dreams of those who could only be helped from in and outside the dream realm, the antenna reads the messages from Luna... and Luna loves mares so... she helps those in need
3871956 Interesting... interesting...
Now to reread it so that I will remember what we are talking about.
3872936 you do that, i'll be here stroking my lap pony
lalalala lala laaaalalalalaaaa~
First story involving sex I've ever read (on this site or any other) where vaginal penetration was used first and foremost to give pleasure of the comforting/relaxing sort rather than…well, the usual. (I realize that was the point, story-wise, but, still…)
Not a bad one shot, overall…
Edit: …where does the 'Princest' come in? Special clouds that turn nightmares into pleasant dreams? Luna's handiwork ('hoofiwork'?) for sure. But Celestia wasn't even mentioned.