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An Unimpressive


How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

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Twilight Sparkle writes a story about her self-insert OC character who writes stories about her.

Part of Humanverse. Special thanks to Mr. Jack Daniels for writing assistance.

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Because knighty said I could.

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PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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KNIGHTY IS A GOOD PONY I MEAN HUMAN

Hey TwiVimbert. Can you tell me more about this secx? Can it help me get my cutiemarktattoos?

"Do not read this"

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Heh... Jack Daniels almost always make writing easier... :facehoof:
Sounds Interesting... will read laters. :twilightsheepish:

I am amused.

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So the man is bribable... with Jack Daniels ? :pinkiegasp:

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I was warned. I read it.

...

I can only blame myself. :raritydespair:

you know what?
this would actually be like a normal badfic for ponies:derpyderp2:

by the way:
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:trixieshiftright:

This is quite probably the best thing I've read all week.

I am completely sober, and I don't have to get up early in the morning to deliver my wonderful brother to a train station.

Rain falls up. The sky is green.

Celestia has a beard.

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Ignorance is strength. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

TMH

I had to read this entire thing in the voice of the "Half-Life: Full Life Consequences" narrator.
It was amazing.:pinkiehappy:

Carry On

Filthy earth humans!:derpyderp2:

Twilight Sparkle writes a story about her self-insert OC character who writes stories about her.

I feel like there's an Xzibit reference that could be made, but I can't bring myself to do it.

1653435 "Yo Diamond Dawg, I herd u liek meta so I put a fic in your fic so u can clop while u clop." :twilightsheepish:

You're not he boss of me, Vimbert, I read what I want.
And a Happy Tuesday to you too.
Although is technically Wednesday, over here, but I don't care because you are not the boss of me!

Why am I reading this instead of the 100 other fics I have on my read later list? ... worth it regardless images3.wikia.nocookie.net/callofduty4s/images/b/ba/Rainbow_dash_laughs_by_orbitalvelocity-d4ax6zy.png

I want to slap twilight and burn this "fic" in front of her.

This was painful as all Tartarus to read. Christ... Is this what you see when you look at the generic HiE fic? If so, I can understand where you were coming from. :twilightangry2:

What kind of sick joke is this?!?!

I don't... understand.. :applejackunsure:

I don't even...
Failure. To. Compute.

Edit: twilight is worst writer.

Magnificent.

I will now refer to myself as a stupid earth human with mudfeet forever

I should've listened to the title... :applecry: :fluttercry:

*Twitch* ... ERROR. ERROR. *Dial-up noises* Rebooting... That was a... very painful read. I must ask what possessed you to write this? Now excuse me while I wash my plushy optics out with some bleach...

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A joke in the pre-reader chat.

1654308That must have been one slagging weird chat session...

*reads description



INCEPTION

That was brilliant, but I'm sad that this Pet Twilight tumblr doesn't exist.

My favorite line: ‘Danger is my middle name. Daffodil Danger Humancock.’

That was terrible. Vimbert was soooo OOC. And Daffodil was a shameless self-insert. I want the last ten minutes of my life back. Anyway, welcome to the clan, my fellow Broman.


When I first heard the term recursive fanfiction, this is exactly what I imagined it to be.

1653176 You are loving that gif today. It is stupid btw.

1653176 wait, you actually liked it (yeah, finally read it).

LE FUCK IS THIS. I would smash the dislike button with a banhammer, but my brain has kabloded'ed. So I guess you get a misclicked like.

The title wasn't warning enough. :derpyderp1:

This video describes my reaction...

But honestly, you deserve a like and favorite.

"Daffodil pimp slapped Vimburt." this story may be one of the greatest things I've ever read in my life.:pinkiecrazy:

:rainbowhuh: wut
:trixieshiftright: Wut
:moustache: WUT

WUT

... I so need to write one of these

I am unable to formulate an appropriate response to this, so I have defaulted to a random one. I slightly disdain eating cheese on Thursdays in April.

So this is a story written by a writer writing about a writer writing a story about a writer writing a story? Right?:pinkiecrazy:

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that explains more about the EqD submission process than all the prereader Q and Neighs I've seen before

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