Pinkie Pie would be easy.

>>16897741689774  Well, she is a "party pony" after all.  You know how they are...

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>>16898651689865    

This is your singing telegram

Please notice that I'm drunk

You're invited to the bedroom

Because you're such a hunk!  

>>16898991689899 I came.

Double space your paragraphs please, if it's not too much to ask. Helps for easier reading and it's proper formatting.

>>16899401689940  Well, it's no big deal to me, but I don't have any books with double spaced paragraphs.  However, if anyone else reading this would prefer it, just let me know and I'll go in there and do it.  I'm good with it whichever way people would like to read it.

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Proper formatting is either indenting or double-spaced paragraphs, just so you know. He's right, books aren't double spaced, but they're indented, like this story.

Awesome story! You got Pinkie perfectly. Amazing job, yet again.

>>16900041690004  Hi, Bookplayer!  I'm glad you like it.  Thanks for your opinions early on.  

That was.... different. I enjoyed it though, great job!

>>16900721690072  Thank you very much!  My goal was to make it as much like an old Donald Duck cartoon as possible.  I wanted to make Pinkie the butt of the joke, rather than the initiator of the joke for once.

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Yeah, but books are awfully confusing to read. You have to keep your focus, following the lines and if you miss one, you'll be thrown off track and won't know what is going on.

Furthermore, the only reason books aren't doubled spaced is because they have a limited amount of space. On the internet, you have an unlimited amount of space to write. It is fairly standard to use double spacing on writing sites, it just makes for easier reading.

Love it!!!

I can easily imagine this as an actual episode

Good job

Welcome, welcome, welcome

Kitchen of Mrs. Cake

Welcome, welcome, welcome

In you I wish to bake

Welcome, welcome, welcome

In you I made a pie

Welcome, welcome, welcome

It turned out bad and I just don't whyyyyy!

Hilarious!!

Now,you see...this is the sort of story that should be getting attention!

Couldn't they just use Spike's firebreath to cook the pie?

>>16897741689774 OH YOU!

>>16902731690273  Aw, thanks!  My stories being something like what you would see from the actual producers is my main goal and great praise!  It's nice to hear that you liked it!  

>>16905331690533  

You gotta shaaaaare (some questionable pie)!

You gotta caaaaaaare (about some questionable pie)!

>>16905811690581  I'm glad you liked it!  It's always a little bit nerve-wracking to write this stuff and wonder if other people are going to think it's funny.  

>>16906201690620   Wow, thanks!  I put a lot of work into it, so I'm glad people are liking it!

>>16906961690696  Spike's breath is good for charring, but pies need to be cooked slowly.  Unless Spike wanted to be patient and blow a really soft flame evenly around the pie for about an hour, it would probably be a mess.  Not like it wasn't already a mess, but...

And yes, I know he's cooked with it before in the show.  Sometimes you just have to pick your reality.  Either that, or go insane that Twilight never uses her magic when they need it.

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Nice, cover of the Welcome to Ponyville song!

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Oh hell, that's nothing. I used to communicate in Zecorans once.

Gimme a sec - I'll show you something really check your mail.

This is unquestionably one of the best fics i've read in ages. This was absolutely spot on in every respect. From pinkie fighting the pie to twilight getting mixed up it felt just perfect.

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>>16912301691230  Thank you so much for your time and appreciation!  I work hard on these things, so it's really rewarding when people enjoy them!  I've submitted A Door Jam to EQD, so once I find out if that makes it, I'm going to submit this one.  Hopefully I've weeded out the grammar errors  

>>16912781691278 OH YOU

>>16912781691278  Meat Puppets?!  We might have to go on a picnic together or something!  That's some good taste right there.

>>16913131691313 Meat Puppets are best food based band.

Excellently written. Thumbs up and a favorite for you.

You write for Pinkie very well.

>>16914221691422  Thanks so much!  Staying true to characters is one of my main focuses.  They are so well written on the show that it makes it fun to write in their voices.  

I absolutely love one shots like these. If hasbro studios did shorts, i could easily see this being something they would make.

>>16922501692250  Man, that would be so awesome!     Like those shorts on the dvds of the Pixar films!  I would love that!

Thanks for reading this!

I am only a quarter of the way through this story and I am already loving this!

Unfortunatly the fact that I should be sleeping as my brain is apperantly deprived the side story my head cooked up is a little... odd, well its always odd but more so then usual.

Brain spin off theater presents! .... heck if I know what to call this,

  Pinkie couldn't wait for Twilight to come around to take a look at the possessed furniture so she put it in a burlap bag and dragged it with her to the library only stopping a moment to hold her tummy as it gurgled having been made anxious to finish and savor the pie she was trying to make.

  Finely having found Twilight in the "tree-brary's" kitchen she spoke up.

  "Hey Twilight! I was trying this new recipie this morning when something odd happened.", She said.

"Every thing was going find until I had this odd stool," briefly holding her belly, "I was going just take a sample but I didn't want to break it so I brought the whole thing over in a baggie, can you take a look at if for me?"

With this the pink mare plopped the bag she was carrying onto Twilight's kitchen table....

EDIT: Oh I know what to call it now, how about, "lost in translation"?

EDITx2:   That was a terrific story!  Though I still wonder how it tasted, also wonder if the berries could be used to make helpful furniture? Will Pinkie wash her apron or simply train it?

Just don't toss the left over berries down the food disposal whatever you do....

Oh jeez that was amazing. You write Pinkie better than anyone else I've read. At least, in a long time. This was spectacular and entertaining through and through.

Oh, that PInkie Pie! Such a riot. Perhaps friends make haunted kitchens more funny, but she makes any darn thing she's remotely involved in funnier. Slapstick cartoon physics abound, and even some of her subtle wordplay was amusing.

I will never look at pie the same way ever again

>>16910181691018 Well, apparently other people do—it's in the featured box. Congrats!

The concept and synopsis alone deserves a like. Will be reading this later. Good day.

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I wish there was an option to Like comments here.

>>16924161692416  Well, the chuckleberry effect is to make things humorously annoying, but perhaps Zecora or Twilight could figure out a way to make them helpful instead, but then again, where is the humor in that?

I'm glad you liked it!

>>16926051692605  Thank you so much for the awesome compliments!  I try and really get into the character's heads while I'm writing, so it's cool that other people feel they are true to the show.

>>16932641693264  I'm glad that someone liked the word play.  My favorite line from this is where Pinkie says "You'd think that she thinks that I think food just appears."  For some reason I just love that.

>>16934571693457  Just don't use any strange, magical berries and you should be okay.  When a rhyming zebra warns you, listen.

>>16936251693625  I was shocked to see it up there!  A pleasant surprise.

>>16940501694050  Well, hopefully you'll enjoy the story, but I did want that synopsis to just outline the ridiculousness of the story.  That's really all you need to know.  I was thinking of just putting "This is the story where Pinkie fights a kitchen" and leaving it at that.  

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Hah! That would leave A LOT to the imagination, considering that it's Pinkie. I'm writing a fic myself (SPONSOR**) where I had a really hard time getting Miss Pie portrayed correctly. I know it's no easy task. But looking at the attention this story is getting, I'm thinking you did it pretty well too bad I got exams and a fic to write myself, so I have to try and keep myself from reading non-study material.

"over" for "oven" snuck through a couple times.  Other than that, very good!