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The King of all Cosmos has never been one to shirk living vicariously through his unfortunate son, so what will happen when an ambassador of a far-off land crashes at his feet?

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I look forward to the inevitable conversation between The King of All Cosmos and Princess Luna. Royal "we", indeed.

ACIVATING ROYAL CAPS--LOCK: fINALLY A KATAMARI CROSSOVE:pinkiehappy:

Katamari Damacy, best 20 dollars I ever spent on a new game. Yeah, it was a budget game at the time and it got popular only by word of mouth and "dude, you gotta try this weird game, that's like acid without the acid." Then you hear the story, is that god gets drunk and smashes the stars with his car and because he is the worst/most douchy father ever, to fix his mistakes he sends his son to Earth to roll people up and burn them alive so that they become stars.Oh and god pukes fucking rainbows and there are creepy Japanese children that say stuff. After that you realize you aren't high.

"To be fishy is to be a fish, but to be fruity is to smell fabulous. Are you implying that we are a fabulous fish?"

Obviously, he unaware of Kanye West and the question of whether or not he likes fish sticks.

"'...a tall, flamboyant man with cylindrical tumors on the sides of his head.'"

"Flamboyant? We do not know what this word means," we said, scratching our shaved goatee.

Rainbow should have facehooved and replied, "a queer wearing the Pringles tubes on his head and purple banana hammock."

Ah katamari how you let the weirdness of Japan invade my soul when playing games that include you....

I wander what RD's feeling while being flung through space in a ball :rainbowhuh:
Yeah theres probably a lot of Vomit :pinkiesick:

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Thank you all for the kind comments!
Updates are going to be very irregular, just so you all know. This is not only my first attempt at 'comedy', but also my first attempt at writing shit as weird as this.

As the Katamariguy I must read this! :rainbowkiss:

(Read: *record scratches*) :rainbowlaugh:

This. Your portrayal of the King of all Cosmos is PERFECT. All my faves

If this game was real, I would replay it until I couldn't play it anymore!

"Sending things to Earth..."

Luna: What is going on?
Great King of Cosmos: May we help you?
Luna: O_o oh bleep not you!

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