• Member Since 11th Nov, 2012
  • offline last seen Jan 30th, 2021

Seagullmen


We are a couple of dumb-asses who write dumb-ass stories about colorful horses. And Michael Jordan.~Bruce

Comments ( 24 )

:ajbemused: This was a mistake.
~Bruce

Of Jesus fuck letting Tyler finish was a mistake.

SO this is taking forever:ajbemused:

y the fuck duzz i needs 1000 wordz wordz
~Tyler

You need some serious proofreading. There are several grammar mistakes in each sentence and much awkward spacing. Not to mention run on sentences too. Too be honest I'm kind of scared of how bad the writing is. Not sure if troll or dead serious.

1837157 I did try to make it bad lol
~Tyler

So much chaos...

...I don't need this.

Don't worry
Not all of our stories are going to be utter shit.
Tyler's will though.
~Bruce

1838976 Lol is that Pat from Two Best Friends Play? :rainbowlaugh:
~Bruce

1837182 Okaaay just making sure lol :yay:

1841583 I bet it looked pretty good up until I quit lol
~Bruce

1841583 There wasn't even supposed to be any sex...at all.

I just found 5 buckets of WHAT THE FUCK sitting in my brain after reading this. Also Mat and Pat TBFP rock!

1856096 I thought you might say that. Lol don't worry, anything I do in the future will be much better than this.
~Bruce

Has it seriously only been 4 weeks since we published this story?
WHAT THE SHIT :rainbowhuh:
~Bruce