Caramel woke to the familiar scent of chocolate.
‘Must’ve passed out in a slice of cake.’ He thought, inhaling the sweet scent. After how wild and crazy the party last night had gotten, he wasn’t surprised. He couldn’t quite remember eating cake though. In fact, the last thing he could remember was…
Caramel’s eyes flashed open to reveal the ceiling high above him. The hard surface against his back was obviously a table.
The dessert table, if he had to wager a guess.
Upon which he was not alone.
Slowly, Caramel turned his head to find a pink-coated mare gently snoring by his side, her legs wrapped around one of his like a stuffed toy. Her body and mane were splotched with chocolate and sugar. The two were surrounded by dozens of half devoured pastries and other confectionary treats.
Very carefully, the groom’s cousin began to pull his leg free.
Pinkie Pie whimpered in protest and opened her eyes. “Go back to sleep. I’m comfy.”
“As nice as that sounds,” he whispered, “I gotta say that this table is makin’ my back mighty stiff.”
“That’s not all that’s stiff, from the looks of things.” Pinkie’s giggle faded into a yawn as Caramel awkwardly tried to cover himself. “Relax. It’s not like I’ve never seen one before.”
Caramel stopped struggling and looked seriously at the baker’s apprentice. “Miss Pie…”
“Pinkie. After last night, I’m pretty sure you can call me Pinkie.”
“Miss… Pinkie, did we…” He gestured at the table and their position on it.
“No… unfortunately.” She added at the end in a disappointed tone. “I wanted to, and you looked like you did too, but you passed out mid-make-out.”
“Sorry, I guess.”
Pinkie smiled at him. “No worries. We were both more than a little tipsy after all.”
Caramel felt himself returning the smile despite the awkwardness of the situation. “Yeah. That was one wild party all right.” He pushed himself up into a sitting position and gazed around the room. There were passed out ponies all around. They were draped over furniture, slumped along the walls, and some just face-flat on the floor.
That definitely looked like Thunderlane slowly spinning in circles, suspended from the ceiling fan by a knot tied in his tail.
He looked around some more. “I don’t see Applejack anywhere. Last I saw she was dancin’ with some mare. Guess she finally made it to bed.”
Pinkie giggled again. “Not alone either, if I had anything to do with it.”
Caramel looked over at her. “What do you mean ‘had anything to do with it?’”
Pinkie put her hooves behind her head and grinned at the ceiling. “Maybe I got tired of AJ and Dashie doing nothing about the fact that they totally have the hots for each other. Maybe I conspired with Fluttershy to sneak me some of that Secret Apple Family Honey-whatsits.”
“Secret Apple Family Honeymoon Cider.” Caramel corrected her, holding back laughter. “So you gave my cousin and the object of her affections a special brew that would lower their inhibitions?”
“Mmm-hmm.” Pinkie noted proudly. “Trust me Caramel; if you were in my place, you would have done it too. Those two are so into each other it’s not even funny. Now that the hard part’s out of the way, maybe they’ll actually do something about it.”
Caramel’s belly was shaking. “So yer big goal last night was basically just to get my cousin laid?”
Pinkie’s smile faltered. “Well, I kinda had plans to give somepony else a little something sweet, but… he passed out before I had the chance.”
Caramel’s laughter died in his throat and he found himself hurriedly trying to cover himself again. “Uh, it’s not that I’m not flattered, uh, Pinkie. It’s just… I’m out in Apploosa helping Braeburn with some things, and I’ve never really been a one–time thing kind of pony…”
Pinkie giggled and nuzzled the crook of his neck. “Such a gentle-colt. That’s okay.” She noted the chocolate matted in her fur. “Hmmm…” She gave one of the splotches the smallest of licks and let a wide grin spread across her face. “Yum!” She began to lick the sweet stuff from her coat in slow, languid strokes, savoring each little taste. “Mmmmm…”
Caramel watched the plump pink mare before start to clean herself and was only dimly aware of the bit of drool dripping from his mouth. Suddenly, Braeburn and Apploosa didn’t matter so much. Being a gentle-colt didn’t matter so much.
All that mattered was the fact that he now how had one hell of a sweet tooth.
“WHOA!” Pinkie cried in actual surprise as Caramel lunged at her, lapping almost desperately at the sugar on her neck. “What happened to not being a… ah…. a one-time thing kind of pony?”
Caramel drew back only slightly to meet her gaze and lick his lips. “I’d be more than happy to be your one-time thing kind of pony.” He resumed his cleaning attack. “Or maybe a two-time thing kind of pony?”
Pinkie was beside herself. “Two-time thing kind of pony sounds… ooo… nice.” She jumped a little as she hit a particularly tingly spot. “Come to think of it, you could be a three-time thing kind of pony…” She gasped as his wandering tongue found its way all the way up to her ear. “Or four-time. Five-times would be good for me too.”
“Care to make it six?” He whispered in the ear he’d just licked.
Pinkie couldn’t take it anymore. “Caramel, when does your train leave?”
“Half past noon. Why?”
“C’mon.” She jumped off the table and began to head for the house’s front door.
Caramel followed her, his head cocked in confusion. “Where’re we going?”
Pinkie looked back at him with hooded eyes. “The Cakes probably won’t be back ‘til eleven. That gives us just three hours, plus a little extra time for some lunch before we get you to the train station.”
Caramel fought through the rampaging lust and tore his eyes away from the swaying flank before him before making one last impassioned plea. “Pinkie, I’m still not…”
“Can I be your special somepony, Caramel? Will that make you feel better about this?”
Caramel was slightly taken aback. “This is… sudden. I like you, Pinkie, but we only just met last night and all.”
Pinkie trotted up to him and kissed him, not a kiss of lust but of genuine affection. “Sometimes a girl just knows, Caramel. Now answer the question. Special somepony; yes or no?”
Caramel caught that same smell of chocolate and sugar he’d woken up to. It wasn’t possible. He’d cleaned almost all the sweets from her head and face…
Unless that was just her natural scent.
He kissed her this time, and when they parted, he put his forehead to hers. “It would be nice having a special somepony to come back to.”
Pinkie smiled and bounced happily to the door. “Good. Now come on. You’re gonna be in that big lonely desert for a while, so I’m going to give you eight sweet memories to help you along ‘til you make it back.”
Caramel followed her out the door, trying to figure out something she’d just said. “Eight? You’re counting lunch, right?”
Pinkie paused for a moment, deep in thought, before she looked back and smiled wider. “My bad. I forgot lunch. Better make that nine sweet memories.”
Caramel felt his jaw start to drop. “So we… eight times…?”
Pinkie Pie bounced back to him and kissed his cheek. “Yep. And I’m gonna add one for every minute we’re not in my bedroom.”
As Caramel watched her bounce away, he made a mental note to purposefully drag his feet all the way to Sugarcube Corner.
He would just have to catch a later train.
Pfft... XD Not sure I've seen a Caramel Pinkie pairing before... Nice!
This and the follow up "my bad make that nine memories", just broke me
i like how you make small tribute here and there to Windfall, since it was the one that got you into Writing FIMFiction, and such a lovely story too, love your works keep them coming
Unusual pairing, I must say, but d'awwwww.
2264724 This story is part of the same continuity as the story 'Dear Sweetie Belle.'
Well, this is a pairing that I would be interested in seeing continued. I've seen a shit-ton of AppleDash, but I have never seen CaramelPie done before.
CaraPie huh? Alright, this I love.
2268778 He's very much an amalgamation of several Doctor traits, but is his own character.
Well, this was a surprise. CaramelXPinkie is an odd thing, but I like it. Gota love the AppleDash too, of course. And the FlutterMac was adorable. I can hardly wait for the next chapter.
something funny i just spent 2 days reading project horizons and when i came back and saw that this story was in my updates folder i had to do a double take because of the title being the same name as on of the characters... also they changed the layout again so i was a little confused
Wow... so uh yeah pinkie may be a mare but she certainly has the stamina of a stallion lol pinkie annoys with her hyper activity but still just like the last ones I loved this one all the same
wow now you got me to like another ship. i like to see more carapie.
2323520 What's this I found? More CaraPie?
Pinkie Pie is the cutest, and therefore sexiest, pony of the "mane six." Whenever she wants to be seductive, sweet Celestia's flank, she can give Rarity a run for her money. Caramel, you lucky bastard.
this story was amazing.... I can't wait for the next chapter.
An interesting pairing, but you made it work.
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2569598 Waiting on something?
2569765 maybe.
Are you going to finish this..... I think it is quite amaizing and would like to read a propper ending
2743451 Check my latest blog post for your answer.
2744064 I read it and cant wait... I also read the one on "can you read my mind" since I already read the story.. Im hoping as well that you continue to write about Applejack and Rainbowdash's new found relationship... its all up to you... sorry if Im asking to much as a reader.
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2745517 You could never ask too much. I write for my readers, after all.
I cannot wait for the update. I'm glad you pointed me to this fic. It's cute, adorable, and awesome. That and Flutters, Pinkie, as well as Rares are naughty, naughty mares. I can not wait to see how all these relationships progress.
So according to this, and I'm being captain obvious here, this is what happened. (please forgive me, I haven't read this in about a year)
-- There was a beautiful wedding, and hilarious reception for Macintosh and Fluttershy (FlutterMac)
-- somepony (mostly Applejack) served hard apple cider to the reception, meaning that people's inhibitions have been lowered (laymen's terms--ponies are gonna get tipsy/drunk)
-- certain ponies went off to have their afterparty (if you don't know what that means, you're either too young, too naive, of are afraid of carnal possiblilites)
-- the next morning, this resulted:
1/ Rarity and Spike found out that they had sex together the previous night. Rarity confesses to Spike about her ex and her feelings for Spike, which he accepts,and they start going steady. It's continued in "Paternally Yours".
2/ Applejack and Rainbow discovered that they are attracted to each other, especially after waking up and realizing they had drunken sex together thanks to the cider. It is implied that they start dating each other. Yeah, it probably means that they are fillyfoolers, I prefer that they are bi with a preference for the female gender. A bit cliche, but cool, can't wait to see how that works out.
3/ Macintosh and Fluttershy have happily tied the knot, and are married. They are going on a honeymoon. I guessing from their chapter that its implied that the two are more amorous then they let on, and that Fluttershy actually was sober during the reception. I just hope the rumors about being called Big Mac is true for Fluttershy's sake. Also I predict that within before their 6-month anniversary, Fluttershy breaks the news to Mac that she is expecting, and that the new foal was conceived well before they were married.
4/ I just read this chapter for Caramel and Pinkie. appparently Caramel has had feelings for the pink pony, and thanks to the alcohol he's willing to give their relationship a chance....plus the fact that it's implying that Pinkie is probably gonna fuck his balls dry. Good luck, Caramel.
Is that basically it? Oh, what happened to Twilight, we don't know what happened with her. She's apparently the only pony that hasn't been shipped with anypony yet.
2935574 Most everybody drank the hard cider, yes, but Pinkie spiked AJ and Dash's with the special honeymoon batch (that she got from Fluttershy.)
Also, Spike and Rarity didn't 'find out' they had sex. Rarity straight up seduced him.
There's more to come. You'll find out what happened to Twilight and there's a few bonus chapters with a few pairings I'm fond of. Stay tuned.
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Thanks for the correction. As I said I haven't read them in about a year. I originally read this and "Dear Sweetie Belle" on Fanfiction.net, and while I have a pretty good memory, I knew there were going to be some things that were "lost in translation".
Going off track, I have read "Paternally Yours" here on FIMFiction. In my opinion, it was an excellent sequel to "Dear Sweetie Belle", since it made that whole era of Rarity's secret maternity complete. In a way the "family" was complete when Rarity and Crescendo (that is the name of Sweetie Belle's father, right?) finally made face to face once again, and reconscile to be just friends. But in another way, that family got better and stronger, she got her mother, her bio father, her potential step-father (since is there, just not official), and now a younger brother.
If there is a way I would favorite you, not just your stories......hmmm, that's an idea. If I have your permission, may I follow you?
2936158 Since you already followed me, I guess it's too late to say that no one needs my permission to follow me.
I write for my readers and my favorite kind of readers are the ones who follow the continuity as close as you do. Enjoy the fics, as I look foward to your thoughts on them.
Great stories like always. The final lines of each chapter were all great as well.
Is the next chapter going to be about Twilight?
3596942 Yup. 'Twilight Cubed.' Don't know when I'll write it though.
Wait, Pinkie is an Apple. Well that certainly changes this chapter.
That makes three couples I don't ship, yet three chapters that manage to be adorable despite that.
Caramel fell asleep in their heated makeout before Pinkie could go any further?
So was Pinkie going to do Caramel right there on that table surrounded by other ponies?
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no, she isn't, uhm, how do you get that reasoning? I just checked, and she isn't GENETICALLY an Apple.