AppleDash Group Collab

by DbzOrDie

Unaccountable - HapHazred

"So, what about that?"

"The dresser?"

"Yeah, that."

"Ain't nuthin' special. Just a lump of wood."

"And the picture over there?"

"That's a special photograph of me an' my family. Those are memories that can't be replaced, sugarcube."

"So, how much?"

"Rainbow, I ain't holdin' you accountable for every little thing you break."

"You don't know what you're saying! I'm a very dangerous pony to be around."

"You ain't that bad."

"Remember the cart?"

"It's worth fifty bits."

"But it's just a—"

"Irreplaceable memories, sugar."

"Right, 'kay. And the clock?"

"Belonged to my pa'. Just... try not to break it."

"How much?"

"Maybe a broken rib or two?"

"Ouch. No way to pay in bits?"

"Maybe a hundred?"

"Sweet, that's way less than a medical bill. Speaking of breaking ribs..."

"We got insurance. Don't bother none."

"Seriously? Pretty paranoid of you."

"Yup. Got a special 'Rainbow Dash Related Accident' deal. Y'know they're callin' you the equine hurricane?"

"I don't know what to say to that. What about... uh..."

"Runnin' out of things to point at?"

"Gimme' a sec'. Uh... the bed?"

"'Been broken before, 'sugar."

"What? When?"

"I'd have thought you'd remember."

"Oh... right."

"S'fine. It was mostly me, anyhow."

"... So... what about, uh..."

"What's that?"

"What about your heart?"

"..."

"I'm being serious!"

"What, like shove a pitchfork through it or somethin'?"

"No, like... metaphorically."

"Why'd you ask a silly thing like that?"

"'Cause I'm... clumsy?"

"More like reckless."

"I don't want to make mistakes. If I broke your heart... how'd I make it up to you?"

"Sugar', you ain't ever gonna' break my heart. I know you do stupid things, but that ain't like you."

"But..."

"I mean it. You're the most dedicated and carin' pony I know when it comes to stuff like that. I know you'll be just fine."

"...promise?"

"What, promise that you'll never go breakin' my heart?"

"...yeah?"

"Okay then. Sure. I promise. Good enough?"

"Yeah."

"Feel better?"

"A bit. Just got worried after the whole window thing."

"It's just glass."

"Yeah, but..."

"'Nough of that. How 'bout we stop all this gabbin' and go break the bed again?"

"But the window..."

"I like sleepin' with an open window anyways."

Comments

[TwilightUCrazy]

Okay... I liked this one.

[SPart]

rofl

"'Nough of that. How 'bout we stop all this gabbin' and go break the bed again?"

hahaha the special 'Rainbow Dash Related Accident' insurance is in reallity just to cover the cost for a new bed every week

[TIAS-A1927]

Hehehe, simple, cute and funny. Cool

[DbzOrDie]

6277555
An AppleDash a day, makes the bad ships go away.

(even though this time, there's a 3 day gap)

[Fury of the Tempest]

I liked this one a lot. Very well done with speech only... showing, without completely telling us what was happening and happened.