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AppleDash Group Collab - DbzOrDie



Mini-fics written by AppleDash members.

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Tide - bahatumay

It was a beautiful day on the small beach. The sand was hot but not too hot, the water was cold but not freezingly so, the wind was calm and the seagulls were actually being fairly polite this day. Everything seemed calm and carefree.

Except, of course, for the two ponies sitting facing each other and glaring angrily. The earth pony's tail twitched, and the pegasus fluffed her wings.

"Pie tin has t' be empty."

"Completely licked clean."

"It's cheatin' to intentionally eat messily to spread pie around so you have to eat less."

Rainbow paused. "That's an oddly specific rule."

Applejack shrugged. "You see a lot of stuff at Apple Family reunions. Somepony once tried to put the rules together."

"Too many?"

Applejack smirked. "We already knew them all. Apples to the core, we are."

"You're just stalling now," Rainbow accused.

"Fine. On my count. Three! Two! One! Eat!"

And both mares shoved their muzzles into the pies before them, furiously devouring it. Some might even say 'demolishing' them, and apple trees a mile away quivered at the carnage.

"Done!"

"Nah!" Applejack lifted her head to see Rainbow Dash brandishing an empty pie tin.

"Haha!" Rainbow crowed. "I win!"

"You cheated!" Applejack accused, slamming her hoof into the air mattress they sat on.

Rainbow flared her wings as she tried to balance. "Did not! They're just really good pies. And don't do that. You'll knock the picnic basket off."

Applejack crossed her forelegs. "Ah don't know why Pinkie insisted we take this air mattress."

"Or why she even has an air mattress. What kind of air mattress emergencies come up in Ponyville?"

"Beats me."

"So do I."

Applejack growled playfully. "Fine, then. Round two."

It wasn't long before there all that remained on the mattress was an empty picnic basket and two rather full mares, with apple filling in various places along their coats. And everypony knows what happens when you're warm and eat too much.

"I think I know why Pinkie gave it to us," Rainbow said, her eyes beginning to droop.

"Yeah," Applejack agreed, fighting a yawn.

They looked at each other, and with an unspoken agreement, they came together in a tight cuddle. Applejack lay on her back, and Rainbow curled around her head, resting her own on Applejack's stomach. Applejack reached over for the blanket she had originally planned on using, and pulled it on top of them.

Rainbow nuzzled deep into Applejack's stomach, and Applejack brought a hoof up to stroke Rainbow's mane before laying back on the pegasus's tail, using it as a multi-colored pillow, and closed her eyes.

She was soon awakened by movement. "Rainbow," she groaned, "Quit movin'."

"I'm not moving, you're moving," came Rainbow's retort.

"Ah'm moving because you're moving, now cut it out."

There was a pause. The pressure of Rainbow's head disappeared, but her movement did not.

"Rainbow..."

"Applejack? I think you should wake up and take a look at this, but very calmly."

Applejack sighed. "Fine. What's so important that it-" But her voice trailed off as she took in her new location.

In the middle of the water, with no land in sight.

All she could do was stare. It took some time before her mouth began working again. "Is this a prank?" she managed to say.

"Nah," Rainbow said. "I was asleep. I think the tide came in and carried us out to sea."

Applejack lay back down and groaned. "Greaaat," she mumbled. "Now what?"

Rainbow shrugged. "I dunno. I guess we're just going to have to entertain ourselves."

Applejack opened an eye. That innocent phrase sounded oddly suspicious.

"I mean, what can we do? We're all alone, nopony in sight, no land in sight, and all we've got is each other, and a mattress and blanket..."

Applejack turned her head towards Rainbow and glared. "Are you suggestin' we 'do the dirty' here, in the middle of nowhere?"

Rainbow grinned cheekily. "You said it, not me."

Applejack snorted and rolled over onto her stomach.

As expected, Rainbow quickly got on her back, straddling her. She leaned down to her ear and whispered, "So, is that a yes...?"

"It's a 'convince me'," Applejack responded.

Rainbow licked Applejack's ear twice before taking it into her mouth and biting gently. She exhaled gently, smirking at how Applejack's ear twitched under the cooling sensation. "I'll think of some way," she said, bringing her hooves up and beginning to massage Applejack's neck.

Applejack felt herself relax at the touch, and her tail flicked to one side of its own accord. She couldn't suppress a smile. The thought of doing something like this out in a place they couldn't easily hide was new, but not completely unappealing; and Rainbow's hooves were already working magic on her body and they weren't even halfway down her back yet.

And, to be perfectly honest, this wasn't the weirdest place they'd tried.

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